"W-what's going on?! Am...am I a Mew now? What kind of Master Ball is this?! A counterfeit? ...how am I going to get to work now? I won't be able to reach the steering wheel like this..."
Nope, that Master Ball wasn't defective. It did its purpose exactly as planned, even if it wasn't what you were expecting~
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Nope, that Master Ball wasn't defective. It did its purpose exactly as planned, even if it wasn't what you were expecting~
A commission for
Akai_Azul-- I went all-out on the shading for this one~
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
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Rhett, "Good Mythical Morning! Today, we are going to trying out a variety of forms and to help us do this, we have a very special guest CrizBN to help us out!"
Link, "Is that how you say it? I was reading it earlier and was thinking, I dunno something like a Chris Bin? A Krispy Ben?"
Rhett, "CrizBN is what I thought. I mean you got the z in there."
Link, nodding, "Ah, right, gotta read the whole word there."
Lisa, interrupting, "So CrizBN is a shiny Mew who specializes in transforming humans into Pokémon."
Rhett, "I hear you've been in the business for years now."
Link, "What? People actually pay you to do this?"
Rhett, "No, when I say business—"
Link, "That's crazy!"
Rhett, "—it can mean like a trade, a skill."
Link, "Oh, that makes sense. Kinda like how—"
Lisa, keeping the two focused, "But to make things interesting, we're going to blindfold the two of you—"
Rhett, staring intensely at the camera, "That's right," begins donning the blindfold. Link follows suit.
Lisa, "—and you two will have to guess what Pokémon the other was transformed to, using your other senses."
Link, already blindfolded, "Other senses? What, you mean we get to lick the other?"
Rhett, "You've got hearing, too, you know."
Lisa, "And whatever senses the forms you turn into will have."
Rhett, "Yes, we're letting CrizBN decide whatever forms he wants to turn us into. Not even Lisa knows."
Lisa, "We'll be doing 5 rounds, each correct guess will score 1 point, with our winner being crowned a Pokémon Master."
Link, "To be a master...~" starts dancing in place. Rhett starts chuckling.
Lisa, "Alright, whenever you're ready CrizBN." Rhett shifts uncomfortably across different positions, unsure how to prepare.
Link, pondering, "This isn't going to hurt, is it?"
Link, "Is that how you say it? I was reading it earlier and was thinking, I dunno something like a Chris Bin? A Krispy Ben?"
Rhett, "CrizBN is what I thought. I mean you got the z in there."
Link, nodding, "Ah, right, gotta read the whole word there."
Lisa, interrupting, "So CrizBN is a shiny Mew who specializes in transforming humans into Pokémon."
Rhett, "I hear you've been in the business for years now."
Link, "What? People actually pay you to do this?"
Rhett, "No, when I say business—"
Link, "That's crazy!"
Rhett, "—it can mean like a trade, a skill."
Link, "Oh, that makes sense. Kinda like how—"
Lisa, keeping the two focused, "But to make things interesting, we're going to blindfold the two of you—"
Rhett, staring intensely at the camera, "That's right," begins donning the blindfold. Link follows suit.
Lisa, "—and you two will have to guess what Pokémon the other was transformed to, using your other senses."
Link, already blindfolded, "Other senses? What, you mean we get to lick the other?"
Rhett, "You've got hearing, too, you know."
Lisa, "And whatever senses the forms you turn into will have."
Rhett, "Yes, we're letting CrizBN decide whatever forms he wants to turn us into. Not even Lisa knows."
Lisa, "We'll be doing 5 rounds, each correct guess will score 1 point, with our winner being crowned a Pokémon Master."
Link, "To be a master...~" starts dancing in place. Rhett starts chuckling.
Lisa, "Alright, whenever you're ready CrizBN." Rhett shifts uncomfortably across different positions, unsure how to prepare.
Link, pondering, "This isn't going to hurt, is it?"
"Hello, Human Resources? I can't come in to work today. No, I'm not sick, I mean I literally cannot drive my car to work. My car is fine, I—No, I'm not injured. Just get me my supervisor, I'll explain. About this and why we need to start calling your department by some other name..."
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