You go to the beach to get some sun, swim, and general outdoors. Getting there you see what looks like an oversized beachball strapped to a pool noodle. As you approach to inspect, one end turns and gives you an intense look. You’ve actually stumbled across a rather rounded-out Dragonair beating the heat and her cravings with some bubble tea. After a few sips she tells you matter-of-factly she’s fine with you feeling her womb (unaware of your initial mistake) but asks you to buy some more bubble tea for her first; it’s hard getting up, let alone around this round. You struggle to process what just happened, and in your flummoxed state agree. She hands you some money, and you leave to retrieve. You return with two teas and hand her both. She takes just one, pushing the other towards you. You both drink and she brings up the belly feeling. You want to set the record straight, but you like pregnant bellies and she’s offering, so why not? You ask her name. “Dragana.” A friendship begins.