Ok folks here is another Captain Frying Pan art and story for you to enjoy with the appearance of my fortuneteller skunk Miranda Mystical. As they both are facing the world's oldest living Super Villain the evil Dr. Scorpio.
(Story)
Narrator: We find our hero Captain Frying Pan enjoying his relaxing trip at National Greenpeeks Park enjoying the forest scenery by watching a video documentary on his phone as he sips his soda and enjoying a bag of potato chips in front of his beat-up RV he rented.
Captain Frying Pan: Nothing like the trip to the woods and escape from the hustling and bustling crowd and noise of the city. A great way to relax and enjoy one of my favorite shows "The World's most evil Super Villains where are they now?" Ooh this one features Dr. Scorpio.
On the video a vixen woman reporter Jane Lane host the show as she display's clips and pictures of the evil Dr. Scorpio.
Jane: This is Jane Lane as we explore some of the world's evil Super Villains and where are they now? Today we are featuring one of the history's living evil legend Dr. Scorpio who's reign of terror started when he first fought with Teddy Rosevelt in a arm wrestling contest and lost. Using his famous Scorpion Tank to aid the Nazi's in WW2 but was stopped by the first generations of the Super Heroes Union. Then tried to raise an army of mutated scorpion people to take over the world but once again the Super Hero Union defeated him. Last seen around the mid 1990's as he took his scorpion tank to the mountains of the National Greenpeeks Park and was never heard or seen again.
Captain Frying Pan: Good thing for him he wouldn't want to face me in a fight. I would have whoop his butt...
Woman's voice: Is that a fact?
He looked up to find out where the voice was coming from. He saw a purple skunk woman all covered in veils holding a crystal ball in her hands. He was surprised to find someone else visiting him in the park that he fell off his lawn chair.
Captain Frying Pan: Whoa...hey I heard of you. Your that Mystic Fur skunk lady Miranda.
Miranda: Miranda Mystical at your service.
Captain Frying Pan: My service? For what?
Miranda: My mystic powers foresaw an evil presence that is soon coming and it involves you and your magical gem in your frying pan.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh yeah? Well who or whatever is coming my way won't want to face me. I'm Captain Frying Pan I'm faster than Grubhub Delivery! Stronger than old limburger cheese left in the fridge for too long. Able to eat 800 pounds of bacon cheeseburgers and survive five attacks while doing it. I fight for truth, justice and the fried fast food way of life! TRA-LA-LA!
Miranda Mystical: Fried fast food way of life?
Captain Frying Pan: You know? Good, easy-going and like to live life simple. Besides I don't think we have anything to worry about.
Suddenly a hole appeared beneath the both of them and they both fell into the hole. Later Captain Frying Pan and Miranda both got up and find themselves in a long metal hallway but they were also surrounded by a group of scorpion men aiming guns at them. They motion the both of them to get up and they led them to what looks like a control room.
Scorpion man: Dr. Scorpio we have the two intruders whom have fallen into our hideout.
Captain Frying Pan: You guys gotta be kidding me. THE Dr. Scorpio? No way he be dead by now there is no way he is still alive.
Old man's voice: Oh yes I am sonny. * coughs and wheezes*
At the center is a giant throne that turns around to see a very elderly man with a scorpion nurse next to him. He rolls towards him in his wheelchair.
Captain Frying Pan: You're Dr. Scorpio?
Dr. Scorpio: The one and only been doing this for over 140 years.
Captain Frying Pan: You're over a 140 years old?
Dr. Scorpio: And I'm still better looking than you sonny! Eh-heh-heh-heh...* Coughs and wheezes* Can't do the evil laugh like I used to anymore. Anyways so you are one of those superheroes wanting to stop my evil plan of taking over the world. I am coming out of my retirement and with my army of mutant scorpions...
Scorpion Nurse: Sir we all told you a million times. We are not mutated scorpion people. We are anthromorphic scorpion people you hired us to be your henchmen just to keep up with your Scorpio theme.
Dr. Scorpio: Listen Senorita if I want your el-input I'll asko for it el grande.
Scorpion Nurse: Dr. Scorpio I told you I'm not Latino, I'm Nurse Sally Stingwells I'm from Ohio.
Dr. Scorpio: Yeah-yeah-yeah whatever Missy. Now my fat friend and my skunk damsel you two are now my prisoners watch as I reveal my plans of taking over the world. I will cut down the rainforests causing a massive heatwave that will effect the ozone layers that will effect the climate causing massive climate change and...
Captain Frying Pan: You're too late the world is already suffering from climate changes like heat waves and forest fires. Now the world is working to plant more trees (or at least they should be)
Dr. Scorpio: They are? Okay then I have a backup plan. I will unleash a deadly virus that will take years for people to recover from they will be force to wear masks and buy up toilet papers and hand sanitizers and...
Miranda: We're already suffering from a pandemic.
Dr. Scorpio: What the? Okay I still got another plan. I will kidnap all the Monarch Butterflies to...
Captain Frying Pan: They're an endangered species now.
Dr. Scorpio: Okay I will melt the ice at Greenland and...
Miranda: The ice are already melting due to global warming.
Dr. Scorpio: Holy cow what have you people been doing to our planet while I was gone? It was ripe for some evil takeover. Okay I will be the first villain to run for president of the United States of America by fixing the polls and...
Captain Frying Pan: Sorry Doc but Donald Trump already beaten you as the evil villain that became president but not anymore. (Thank goodness)
Dr. Scorpio: OH FOR THE LOVE OF...*Coughs and wheezes* I'll be okay. So that does it fatso I'll tan your hide...aren't you scare of me?
Captain Frying Pan: Nope.
Dr. Scorpio: Why not dang Nabit?
Captain Frying Pan: For two reasons. One I don't know what you mean by tan my hide, and two you're old enough to be two of my Grandpa's.
Dr. Scorpio: I maybe old but I can still kick your fat butt. Nurse! Hand me my bat!
The scorpion nurse handed him his bat but he can't even lift it off the ground as he struggles.
Dr. Scorpio: Prepared for...the...beating...of...your...life! Holy what are making these things out of? Bricks?
Miranda: This is sad.
Captain Frying Pan: I know. He's so old if he chew a piece of taffy he died from exhaustion.
Dr. Scorpio: Okay forget the bat. I will activate the Scorpion Tank!
He rolls over to the control panel.
Captain Frying Pan: What Scorpion Tank? I don't see it.
Scorpion Nurse: That's because we're all in it. He buried the tank under the forest park from the Super Heroes but don't worry he won't get it working.
Miranda: Why not?
Dr. Scorpio: Okay who changed my controls to this thing? It's now a manual stick? You jerks you knew I can't drive a stick you cretins. Dang it! Okay I'll...
Nurse Scorpion: Okay it's time for your nap.
Dr. Scorpion: I don't want no nap dang blast it! I'll...I'll...* goes to sleep* ZZZZZZZZ!
Scorpion Nurse: You two can go now. He's no threat.
Captain Frying Pan: Huh? Aren't you guys going to help your boss take over the world?
Scorpion Nurse: He lost his mind years ago. He can barely think straight. He is in no condition to take over anything these days. We scorpions only stay here because it's kind of a cushy job, just sit around his lair watching TV, free food and board, good payment plans and retirement. Why ruin it by acting like villains what he doesn't know can't hurt us or him.
After leaving the lair Miranda and Captain Frying Pan gone back to his campsite to enjoy the rest of the stay.
Captain Frying Pan: If only my other villains were that easy. I didn't even get to yell "Eat Pan" at him. Some threat you foresaw the guy can barely even breath.
Miranda: No he's not the threat. The great evil you will be facing is coming, getting closer. You must beware and stay on your guard hero and protect your gem from falling into it's evil hands. Or our universe will be in grave danger.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh...so...no pressure huh? Sheesh!
The End.
Miranda Mystical, Captain Frying Pan, characters and story and artwork by me.
IMAGE DETAILS
(Story)
Narrator: We find our hero Captain Frying Pan enjoying his relaxing trip at National Greenpeeks Park enjoying the forest scenery by watching a video documentary on his phone as he sips his soda and enjoying a bag of potato chips in front of his beat-up RV he rented.
Captain Frying Pan: Nothing like the trip to the woods and escape from the hustling and bustling crowd and noise of the city. A great way to relax and enjoy one of my favorite shows "The World's most evil Super Villains where are they now?" Ooh this one features Dr. Scorpio.
On the video a vixen woman reporter Jane Lane host the show as she display's clips and pictures of the evil Dr. Scorpio.
Jane: This is Jane Lane as we explore some of the world's evil Super Villains and where are they now? Today we are featuring one of the history's living evil legend Dr. Scorpio who's reign of terror started when he first fought with Teddy Rosevelt in a arm wrestling contest and lost. Using his famous Scorpion Tank to aid the Nazi's in WW2 but was stopped by the first generations of the Super Heroes Union. Then tried to raise an army of mutated scorpion people to take over the world but once again the Super Hero Union defeated him. Last seen around the mid 1990's as he took his scorpion tank to the mountains of the National Greenpeeks Park and was never heard or seen again.
Captain Frying Pan: Good thing for him he wouldn't want to face me in a fight. I would have whoop his butt...
Woman's voice: Is that a fact?
He looked up to find out where the voice was coming from. He saw a purple skunk woman all covered in veils holding a crystal ball in her hands. He was surprised to find someone else visiting him in the park that he fell off his lawn chair.
Captain Frying Pan: Whoa...hey I heard of you. Your that Mystic Fur skunk lady Miranda.
Miranda: Miranda Mystical at your service.
Captain Frying Pan: My service? For what?
Miranda: My mystic powers foresaw an evil presence that is soon coming and it involves you and your magical gem in your frying pan.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh yeah? Well who or whatever is coming my way won't want to face me. I'm Captain Frying Pan I'm faster than Grubhub Delivery! Stronger than old limburger cheese left in the fridge for too long. Able to eat 800 pounds of bacon cheeseburgers and survive five attacks while doing it. I fight for truth, justice and the fried fast food way of life! TRA-LA-LA!
Miranda Mystical: Fried fast food way of life?
Captain Frying Pan: You know? Good, easy-going and like to live life simple. Besides I don't think we have anything to worry about.
Suddenly a hole appeared beneath the both of them and they both fell into the hole. Later Captain Frying Pan and Miranda both got up and find themselves in a long metal hallway but they were also surrounded by a group of scorpion men aiming guns at them. They motion the both of them to get up and they led them to what looks like a control room.
Scorpion man: Dr. Scorpio we have the two intruders whom have fallen into our hideout.
Captain Frying Pan: You guys gotta be kidding me. THE Dr. Scorpio? No way he be dead by now there is no way he is still alive.
Old man's voice: Oh yes I am sonny. * coughs and wheezes*
At the center is a giant throne that turns around to see a very elderly man with a scorpion nurse next to him. He rolls towards him in his wheelchair.
Captain Frying Pan: You're Dr. Scorpio?
Dr. Scorpio: The one and only been doing this for over 140 years.
Captain Frying Pan: You're over a 140 years old?
Dr. Scorpio: And I'm still better looking than you sonny! Eh-heh-heh-heh...* Coughs and wheezes* Can't do the evil laugh like I used to anymore. Anyways so you are one of those superheroes wanting to stop my evil plan of taking over the world. I am coming out of my retirement and with my army of mutant scorpions...
Scorpion Nurse: Sir we all told you a million times. We are not mutated scorpion people. We are anthromorphic scorpion people you hired us to be your henchmen just to keep up with your Scorpio theme.
Dr. Scorpio: Listen Senorita if I want your el-input I'll asko for it el grande.
Scorpion Nurse: Dr. Scorpio I told you I'm not Latino, I'm Nurse Sally Stingwells I'm from Ohio.
Dr. Scorpio: Yeah-yeah-yeah whatever Missy. Now my fat friend and my skunk damsel you two are now my prisoners watch as I reveal my plans of taking over the world. I will cut down the rainforests causing a massive heatwave that will effect the ozone layers that will effect the climate causing massive climate change and...
Captain Frying Pan: You're too late the world is already suffering from climate changes like heat waves and forest fires. Now the world is working to plant more trees (or at least they should be)
Dr. Scorpio: They are? Okay then I have a backup plan. I will unleash a deadly virus that will take years for people to recover from they will be force to wear masks and buy up toilet papers and hand sanitizers and...
Miranda: We're already suffering from a pandemic.
Dr. Scorpio: What the? Okay I still got another plan. I will kidnap all the Monarch Butterflies to...
Captain Frying Pan: They're an endangered species now.
Dr. Scorpio: Okay I will melt the ice at Greenland and...
Miranda: The ice are already melting due to global warming.
Dr. Scorpio: Holy cow what have you people been doing to our planet while I was gone? It was ripe for some evil takeover. Okay I will be the first villain to run for president of the United States of America by fixing the polls and...
Captain Frying Pan: Sorry Doc but Donald Trump already beaten you as the evil villain that became president but not anymore. (Thank goodness)
Dr. Scorpio: OH FOR THE LOVE OF...*Coughs and wheezes* I'll be okay. So that does it fatso I'll tan your hide...aren't you scare of me?
Captain Frying Pan: Nope.
Dr. Scorpio: Why not dang Nabit?
Captain Frying Pan: For two reasons. One I don't know what you mean by tan my hide, and two you're old enough to be two of my Grandpa's.
Dr. Scorpio: I maybe old but I can still kick your fat butt. Nurse! Hand me my bat!
The scorpion nurse handed him his bat but he can't even lift it off the ground as he struggles.
Dr. Scorpio: Prepared for...the...beating...of...your...life! Holy what are making these things out of? Bricks?
Miranda: This is sad.
Captain Frying Pan: I know. He's so old if he chew a piece of taffy he died from exhaustion.
Dr. Scorpio: Okay forget the bat. I will activate the Scorpion Tank!
He rolls over to the control panel.
Captain Frying Pan: What Scorpion Tank? I don't see it.
Scorpion Nurse: That's because we're all in it. He buried the tank under the forest park from the Super Heroes but don't worry he won't get it working.
Miranda: Why not?
Dr. Scorpio: Okay who changed my controls to this thing? It's now a manual stick? You jerks you knew I can't drive a stick you cretins. Dang it! Okay I'll...
Nurse Scorpion: Okay it's time for your nap.
Dr. Scorpion: I don't want no nap dang blast it! I'll...I'll...* goes to sleep* ZZZZZZZZ!
Scorpion Nurse: You two can go now. He's no threat.
Captain Frying Pan: Huh? Aren't you guys going to help your boss take over the world?
Scorpion Nurse: He lost his mind years ago. He can barely think straight. He is in no condition to take over anything these days. We scorpions only stay here because it's kind of a cushy job, just sit around his lair watching TV, free food and board, good payment plans and retirement. Why ruin it by acting like villains what he doesn't know can't hurt us or him.
After leaving the lair Miranda and Captain Frying Pan gone back to his campsite to enjoy the rest of the stay.
Captain Frying Pan: If only my other villains were that easy. I didn't even get to yell "Eat Pan" at him. Some threat you foresaw the guy can barely even breath.
Miranda: No he's not the threat. The great evil you will be facing is coming, getting closer. You must beware and stay on your guard hero and protect your gem from falling into it's evil hands. Or our universe will be in grave danger.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh...so...no pressure huh? Sheesh!
The End.
Miranda Mystical, Captain Frying Pan, characters and story and artwork by me.
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