It's official! 7@=e

Just got my license from the Supernatural Registration Authority.....

http://monsterlicenses.com/

Now I'm entitled to:

-Carry a bow and no more than twelve (12) arrows in a public space
-Assemble in numbers greater than 10 for the purpose of teaching/education [Chiron Act of 1971]

On the downside, I'm prohibited from:

-Having a blood alcohol level of 0.04% or greater while in a public space
-Using trees (branches or entire) or rocks in the commission of a violent act

Hey, at least I have some protection when the Gummint monster-hunters come.....

So, if you're a 'taur (or Elf, Fairy, Dragon, Werewolf, Zombie etc.), why not sign up today? 7@=e