"...Sir/ma'am, we don't service horse-drawn carriages or rickshaws here. No, I don't think sacrificing a goat with fix the broken wheel, but who am I to try and stop you?"
"Welcome to AutoZone, how can I help you?"
"Hiya, ah, ya.....I'm needing a jug of blinker fluid.....for like, three out of four of my lights"
".............ok sir. We only carry quarts, and you only need about two of them......."
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