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BLAME CANADA (2) -"Just Doing My Job..." (With Lyrics)
My take on the situation at the time...
From: "M. Mitchell Marmel" <marme...@drexel.edu>
Date: Jul 8 2002, 6:45 pm
Subject: A Happy Little Tune to Cheer Steve Martin Up
To: alt.fan.furry
(tune should be obvious.)
Steve’s de-ranged
His twitch is getting worse
His vacation to Toronto’s
Making Martin scream and curse!
Should he blame the airlines?
Airport security?
Or should he blame his own stupidity?
No,blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Their socialist society
And their stupid GST
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Brought his vacation to a full halt
It's Canada’s fault!
Don't blame Steve
For his dumb plan
He packed his Tinkerbell porn
And off to Toronto ran!
And when the customs guy
Asked about the nekkid elf
Well, old Steverino just told him to f**k himself!
Well,blame Canada
Blame Canada
Steve thinks that everything went wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
(He’s only a porn artist anyway.)
Oh, Steve coulda been a bigtime artist at a studio
But he put a big stack of spooge in his portfolio
Should we blame the ceiling?
Should we blame the floor?
Or the producer who kicked Blatman out the door?
Heck no!
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their Customs agent fools
And anti-nekkid bunny rules
Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut they have stopped
The trash they have smashed
Pics of nekkid buns
Have been all undone
He must blame them up to the brim
Before someone thinks of blaming hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!
-MMM-
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rabbi-tom
From: "M. Mitchell Marmel" <marme...@drexel.edu>
Date: Jul 8 2002, 6:45 pm
Subject: A Happy Little Tune to Cheer Steve Martin Up
To: alt.fan.furry
(tune should be obvious.)
Steve’s de-ranged
His twitch is getting worse
His vacation to Toronto’s
Making Martin scream and curse!
Should he blame the airlines?
Airport security?
Or should he blame his own stupidity?
No,blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Their socialist society
And their stupid GST
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Brought his vacation to a full halt
It's Canada’s fault!
Don't blame Steve
For his dumb plan
He packed his Tinkerbell porn
And off to Toronto ran!
And when the customs guy
Asked about the nekkid elf
Well, old Steverino just told him to f**k himself!
Well,blame Canada
Blame Canada
Steve thinks that everything went wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
(He’s only a porn artist anyway.)
Oh, Steve coulda been a bigtime artist at a studio
But he put a big stack of spooge in his portfolio
Should we blame the ceiling?
Should we blame the floor?
Or the producer who kicked Blatman out the door?
Heck no!
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their Customs agent fools
And anti-nekkid bunny rules
Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut they have stopped
The trash they have smashed
Pics of nekkid buns
Have been all undone
He must blame them up to the brim
Before someone thinks of blaming hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!
-MMM-
Art ©
rabbi-tomCategory Artwork (Traditional) / Comics
Species Mammal (Other)
Size 337 x 337px
File Size 202.7 kB
Steve Martin is a furry artist - one of the "old school" is how I refer to him...
Hes had...well, to put it gently, "issues" in the past...you can probably still find in in old Albedo comics, the AJA or Katmandu I believe- and for a time, he -was- on FA as well, but he hasnt used his account on here in a while :/
Its kind of a shame... While Im not a fan of him personally, I always liked his arts :/
Hes had...well, to put it gently, "issues" in the past...you can probably still find in in old Albedo comics, the AJA or Katmandu I believe- and for a time, he -was- on FA as well, but he hasnt used his account on here in a while :/
Its kind of a shame... While Im not a fan of him personally, I always liked his arts :/
Actually, he updated last month. http://www.furaffinity.net/user/stevemartin/
It's true, sort of. Steve, while returning from a convention, decided to visit friends in Toronto. He had the stuff for sale that he takes to cons with him, and it was seized by Canadian customs because he might sell it in Canada. Content had nothing to do with it. Steve's personality had nothing to do with it. H4e eventually got it back, although he had to pay for it.
No...Steviekins was GOING to AC...not returning from it. Plus there was the one Canadian Kink Con the weekend prior to AC in Toronto that he just had to attend to sell there. The man will go to no bounds to get every last dollar from the wallets of attendees.
His mouth sunk him and only his actions caused his anguish.
His mouth sunk him and only his actions caused his anguish.
I'm allowed in Canada. Been in several times since the incident in 94.
I wasn't arrested either, my friend who stupidly brought weed with him was. They WANTED to charge me with a crime of running guns, kinda hard to do without a gun in my possession. And a single shell casing isn't arrest worthy.
Steve just mouthed off knowing him, therefor insuring Customs paying attention to him.
So telling folks I'm not allowed in Canada is a bullshit move on your part.
I wasn't arrested either, my friend who stupidly brought weed with him was. They WANTED to charge me with a crime of running guns, kinda hard to do without a gun in my possession. And a single shell casing isn't arrest worthy.
Steve just mouthed off knowing him, therefor insuring Customs paying attention to him.
So telling folks I'm not allowed in Canada is a bullshit move on your part.
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