Gabbi Erlantz
The last unicorn. a good and pure little church girl who is always there to help with a smile on her face to cover the growing void inside.
As an infant, Gabbi was found along with a mysterious idol by Pastor Amelia when she was out for a walk. Sensing a strange darkness from the idol, she left it with Mr. Bones, a powerful and ancient wizard, and put Gabbi into the church orphanage.
All Gabbi ever wanted growing up was to have a family of her own. Gabbi was the only one of her kind, and the other kids teased her mercilessly about her single horn, her peach fuzz, and anything else they could to get a rise out of her. Despite this, she studied hard, trained hard, and tried to be a good little girl so Sol's light would shine down on her and give her a family.
Halfway through middle school she'd been adopted out to 3 families and none of them kept her longer than a week. She became disillusioned and disheartened, feeling that she was unworthy of love. It was around this time that Gabbi met Casey at the orphanage. The two became fast friends and did everything together, go jogging, skip rocks at the pond, and stay up late watching weird movies that Amelia disapproved of. At least until the day Casey ran away. He even left his friendship bracelet behind.
Around that time, and for reasons unknown, Amelia started talking to her about how dangerous magic was. How that as a unicorn an evil wizard could steal her horns or hooves or commit foul deeds to use her body for reagents. She sent Gabbi to the local librarian, Mr. Wolfe, for his assistance. In secret, she started taking a regular weekly supplement that would slowly turn her hooves into feet, so that no one would want to steal them.
Disheartened and starting to feel ashamed of her body, Gabbi completely divorced from her social life. All she did was study, go jogging, and help out at the church. By the time she started Highschool, she was a charismatic, straight-A student with a plastic smile and no friends.
Three years later, Gabbi recieved a letter in the mail from Casey apologizing for his disappearance, and stating that he wanted to show her something really cool. For the first time in a long time she felt a flutter of hope in her heart, that maybe she'd be able to patch things up and reconnect with her best friend.
That is, until Casey turned up dead.
Bagdishnak B. Bagdishnak
Bagdishnak Bagdishnak Bagdishnak is the highschool heartthrob with all the fashion sense of a gym bag and a tenuous relationship with the space-time continuum.
Bagdishnak was born and raised in Djerkwotr, the son of a goblin mother and an orc father.
Bagdishnak is a simple guy. He enjoys the simple rush of sports, specifically non-team sports. There's nothing quite like the thrill of one man fighting to win it all. Wrestling? That's MANLY! Unless a heel gets in the ring to make the fight 1 on 2, that's wimpy. Unless the 1 guy beats the 2, that's MANLY! Running? That's the stuff. Working out? That aerobic high? That's the good stuff. Like Arnie says, it's better than sex.
But be sure to fuel up afterward, and not that square science powder the eggheads make. You've got to put the right stuff in your body to make sure you get the good gains, Meat! and eggs! He once saw someone put eggs on a steak and it changed his whole world!
Just about the only thing Bagdishnak love more than working out and slamming protein is Puppy. Puppy is super cute and super dumb, and Bagdishnak loves him more than life itself - messing with puppy is grounds to go to war!
Bagdishnak loves books, but not books with nothing but words. It's not because he's dumb or illiterate - no - it's because sometimes he reads the title of a book and suddenly remembers the ending. Words are too linear. But a picture that tells the whole story without saying a word? That's the good stuff.
Bagdishnak met Casey one day after a jog at the Werehouse Community Center. He caught the poodle with a big jar of blood in his locker. Casey blushed hard and blurted something about blood doping, so Bagdisnak gave him a speech about how performance enhancers pollute the spirit of the game. The two started working out occasionally together, but Casey always seemed distracted for some reason.
The Bagdisnak received a letter from Casey, he was excited to see how the little guy was doing on his gains.
That is, until Casey turned up dead.
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The last unicorn. a good and pure little church girl who is always there to help with a smile on her face to cover the growing void inside.
As an infant, Gabbi was found along with a mysterious idol by Pastor Amelia when she was out for a walk. Sensing a strange darkness from the idol, she left it with Mr. Bones, a powerful and ancient wizard, and put Gabbi into the church orphanage.
All Gabbi ever wanted growing up was to have a family of her own. Gabbi was the only one of her kind, and the other kids teased her mercilessly about her single horn, her peach fuzz, and anything else they could to get a rise out of her. Despite this, she studied hard, trained hard, and tried to be a good little girl so Sol's light would shine down on her and give her a family.
Halfway through middle school she'd been adopted out to 3 families and none of them kept her longer than a week. She became disillusioned and disheartened, feeling that she was unworthy of love. It was around this time that Gabbi met Casey at the orphanage. The two became fast friends and did everything together, go jogging, skip rocks at the pond, and stay up late watching weird movies that Amelia disapproved of. At least until the day Casey ran away. He even left his friendship bracelet behind.
Around that time, and for reasons unknown, Amelia started talking to her about how dangerous magic was. How that as a unicorn an evil wizard could steal her horns or hooves or commit foul deeds to use her body for reagents. She sent Gabbi to the local librarian, Mr. Wolfe, for his assistance. In secret, she started taking a regular weekly supplement that would slowly turn her hooves into feet, so that no one would want to steal them.
Disheartened and starting to feel ashamed of her body, Gabbi completely divorced from her social life. All she did was study, go jogging, and help out at the church. By the time she started Highschool, she was a charismatic, straight-A student with a plastic smile and no friends.
Three years later, Gabbi recieved a letter in the mail from Casey apologizing for his disappearance, and stating that he wanted to show her something really cool. For the first time in a long time she felt a flutter of hope in her heart, that maybe she'd be able to patch things up and reconnect with her best friend.
That is, until Casey turned up dead.
Bagdishnak B. Bagdishnak
Bagdishnak Bagdishnak Bagdishnak is the highschool heartthrob with all the fashion sense of a gym bag and a tenuous relationship with the space-time continuum.
Bagdishnak was born and raised in Djerkwotr, the son of a goblin mother and an orc father.
Bagdishnak is a simple guy. He enjoys the simple rush of sports, specifically non-team sports. There's nothing quite like the thrill of one man fighting to win it all. Wrestling? That's MANLY! Unless a heel gets in the ring to make the fight 1 on 2, that's wimpy. Unless the 1 guy beats the 2, that's MANLY! Running? That's the stuff. Working out? That aerobic high? That's the good stuff. Like Arnie says, it's better than sex.
But be sure to fuel up afterward, and not that square science powder the eggheads make. You've got to put the right stuff in your body to make sure you get the good gains, Meat! and eggs! He once saw someone put eggs on a steak and it changed his whole world!
Just about the only thing Bagdishnak love more than working out and slamming protein is Puppy. Puppy is super cute and super dumb, and Bagdishnak loves him more than life itself - messing with puppy is grounds to go to war!
Bagdishnak loves books, but not books with nothing but words. It's not because he's dumb or illiterate - no - it's because sometimes he reads the title of a book and suddenly remembers the ending. Words are too linear. But a picture that tells the whole story without saying a word? That's the good stuff.
Bagdishnak met Casey one day after a jog at the Werehouse Community Center. He caught the poodle with a big jar of blood in his locker. Casey blushed hard and blurted something about blood doping, so Bagdisnak gave him a speech about how performance enhancers pollute the spirit of the game. The two started working out occasionally together, but Casey always seemed distracted for some reason.
The Bagdisnak received a letter from Casey, he was excited to see how the little guy was doing on his gains.
That is, until Casey turned up dead.
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