The Mask in a Nutshell!
Jexter: This Job is Boring!
Jexter: And I'm a Loser
Jexter: Whoa! A Rad Mask!
Jexter: Let me risk my life by robbing at my own job!
Jexter: CAN'T CATCH ME BITCH!
Jexter: Mua-ha-HaHa-HaHa! My Money Now!
Jexter: Tu veux sortir mon cheri? (Do you want to go out my darling?)
Police officer: We gotta investigate!
Jexter: I Swear there's no stolen cash here!
Chief: WE MUST CAPTURE THAT FOOL AND HAVE HIM ARRESTED!
(JAIL TIME!)
Villain: Soon in 10 mins.
Villain: You'll be blown to pieces!
Villain: MUAHA-HAHA!
Woofy: *Puts the mask on and growls intimidatingly at the henchman*
Henchman: Nice Doggy! Please Don't Bite!
(THE MASKED DOG SAVES THE DAY!)
Jexter: You're the real and true hero Woofy!
Woofy: Damn Right I am Jex!
(Fin!)
Little Jexter: *breaks the fourth wall* NO THERE WILL BE NO SON OF THE MASK BECAUSE THAT FILM IS STUPID!
Little Jexter: AND AN INSULT TO THE JIM CARREY LEGACY!
Jexter: And I'm a Loser
Jexter: Whoa! A Rad Mask!
Jexter: Let me risk my life by robbing at my own job!
Jexter: CAN'T CATCH ME BITCH!
Jexter: Mua-ha-HaHa-HaHa! My Money Now!
Jexter: Tu veux sortir mon cheri? (Do you want to go out my darling?)
Police officer: We gotta investigate!
Jexter: I Swear there's no stolen cash here!
Chief: WE MUST CAPTURE THAT FOOL AND HAVE HIM ARRESTED!
(JAIL TIME!)
Villain: Soon in 10 mins.
Villain: You'll be blown to pieces!
Villain: MUAHA-HAHA!
Woofy: *Puts the mask on and growls intimidatingly at the henchman*
Henchman: Nice Doggy! Please Don't Bite!
(THE MASKED DOG SAVES THE DAY!)
Jexter: You're the real and true hero Woofy!
Woofy: Damn Right I am Jex!
(Fin!)
Little Jexter: *breaks the fourth wall* NO THERE WILL BE NO SON OF THE MASK BECAUSE THAT FILM IS STUPID!
Little Jexter: AND AN INSULT TO THE JIM CARREY LEGACY!
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Comics
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