Oh this is priceless! And I've been wondering just how many people *are* going to do this IRL if just to make them uncomfortable.

*dark voice* There will be cavity searches. Get out the gloves.

Colin and more like him should make the proposed "Opt Out" day this week more entertaining...

were are my handcuff's I'm gong to take him and his boyfriend to a more private room for more then a sreach

He'd probably wear a cockring just so he would be frisked.

Hehehehehehe.

Heh heh, I remember the news on this incident this week..

You were inspired by Penn's recent airport trip wern't you?

when I saw the thumbnail I though this would be somehting more.... kinky and sex oriented :P but this is good too >.>, only if they where that skidish about touching other males, half the gaurds iv meet so far seem gay cause they have no hesitation to do such things.

they dont hesitate...because their pensions are riding on their ability to grope another dude. The airport security in my local airport are really uptight about it. If someone tell they can search...they usually just tap them with the long end of the night stick a few times and let them through....They dont really want to be seen touchign anyone of the same gender.

He's just begging for trouble!

funny But seeing stories & news about being "patted down" has just gotten super mega rediculous Makes me want to NOT fly I would slap him/her if they even lay a finger on me

Isn't it great? Air travel has gotten exciting again. :D How else can you get from New York to San Fran in 5 hours, and have your junk fondeled? I guess it opends the door for us to charge the airlines a Baggage handelling fee eh? ;) Just a thoguht
^..^

ill tuch any places she ask's!

I would find this much funnier if I wasn't flying out of town twice next month, and quite worried about being arrested or fined for refusing the naked scanners and TSA Cop-a-Feel.

Though it does bring to mind a comment I heard for those willing to fuck with the TSA monkeys... Wear a kilt, proper Scottish style with no underpants. See how they like their grope-fest then, huh...

(Good thing he brought one with him). He'll keep that in mind for the flight back to England.

TSA

Testicle Squeezing Administration.

Yeah! Do that; after taking two Viagras, see if the TSA goonsquad likes it. >:3

You'd be surprised how much I've heard this at my job. ^_^;