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![[TMPMSS2] Battle of the Sixes](http://d.furaffinity.net/art/thefurrestoffurs/1657651092/1657651092.thefurrestoffurs_s2_battle_of_the_sixes.png "Click to change the View")
Meowth:Welcome back to the Masked Toon Singer. Your old host has finally made his return from his little break.
Wobbuffet:*wearing sunglasses giving a salute* Wobbuffet!
Eddie Noodleman:Meowth you old son of a gun! We thought you’d never come back.
Dudley Puppy:*crying* I missed you, I missed you so much!
Hata no Kokoro:*smiling mask* How did you enjoy your vacation?
Meowth:*smiling* Why it was just divine thank you for asking! We even got to go to the tower where the statue that is now Siivagunner lies. Alas, it couldn’t last forever, especially considering how close we are to the finale.
Linda Belcher:Well, I’m going to miss Stannie, but I am glad that at least you made it back safe and sound Meowth.
Meowth:Why thank you. Now I hear there are only 6 of you left, but I don’t know who those six are. Actually I don’t really know anything that happened while you were gone. Mind giving me a refresher?
Kokoro:Yes. While you were gone two duels were held, the first of Disney Night, the second of broadway.
Eddie:We went in alphabetical order for the duels.
Dudley:The replacement host was really mean to me.
Kokoro:In the set of duels, which I call the Disney duels, Diggserby got eliminated revealing him to be Helluva Boss’ Moxxie.
Linda:And in the second set of duels it was Houndoom who was unmasked. Turned out he was danger mouse.
Eddie:In the end everyone but Kokoro now has 6 points, while the Menreiki only has 5.
Kokoro:*determined mask* But anything can happen this round.
Meowth:That’s right! Anything can happen here on the Battle of the Sixes.
Linda:Oh I get it! Because there’s 6 of them.
Meowth:Yes indeed, from what I can gather only 6 contestants remain, but they also appear to be an even set of boys and girls. So the original Battle of the “sexes” works well too.
Eddie:Wow, a double-edged pun! That is something that I didn't see coming.
Meowth:Yes and here's something else you didn’t see coming:a change in the rules relating to your Super Moves.
Linda:*surprised* A change you say?
Meowth:*nods* That’s right! Linda & Eddie, Since you've taken so long to use them, the result of whether you guessed their identity or not will now no longer automatically eliminate the contestant. If you get the contestant right you will still get an additional 2 points. If you get it wrong it will all depend on your final guess. You won’t know if you're wrong or right though until that contestant is eliminated.
Eddie:It won’t affect your elimination, huh? In that case I think I know exactly who to pick.
Meowth:One more thing though:You can’t place your vote down until after the contestant performs and we see their clue.
Dudley:Ooh! Ooh! Speaking of clues, what’s the clues for tonight?
Meowth:I was just about to get to it, Duds. It’s a simple one, but it’s also one that can reveal a lot. A lot can be revealed when we discover who they are not.
Eddie:Hey I recognize that from the U.S version of the Masked Singer.
Meowth:*disappointed* Look, we only have so many ideas for our clues, there is bound to be at least a few reused ones. Oh, and speaking of reused presenting these clues will be none other than Teardrop from Season 1 via her typewriter.
Teardrop:*waves*
Dudley:Hi again TD!
Meowth:Like before she knows exactly who the contestants are, but instead of giving us a hint to their identity, she’ll be typing down something that they’re not.
TD:*evil grin*
Meowth:Now then judging by whose left it seems that Axew, Heracross, Toxicroack are representing the boys while Gliscor, Charizard and Slowking represent the girls. How about we determine it together?
Kokoro:*confused mask* Eh? What do you mean by that.
Meowth:I mean we, the judges and host, will determine who goes first.
Dudley:That is certainly a strange way of doing it. But I like it! Who’ll go first?
Meowth:Kokoro! She got the most people to correct the last season. Then Linda will go next since she had the most for a while this season. After that will be me, then Eddie and then you!
Dudley:That sounds like a great idea! I’m terrible at making big decision. *embarrassed* And I forgot the contestants names.
Meowth:Great. So, Kokoro? you’ll choose first. Who do you want to sing first.
Kokoro:*thinking* I think that I’ll choose Slowking, the water inventor. She reminds me of someone from my debut game. Whether or not that it is her or not is irrelevant.
Meowth:Okay then Slowking is up first. Now let’s see her clue package.
Slowking:”Water, water, everywhere. Flowing smoothly with no a care. The last water flowed into the third. Will that fate repeat or will I take gold?” That’s a little poem I wrote. I’m not exactly the best at writing poems per say. You’d assume they are similar because rhyming is used in songs, but nope. They’re a bit different. The point is obvious though, I don’t want to get third place. I’ve only got one chance, not four, to grab victory in my hands. Or…hand-like stubs. Slowking and I are a lot similar. We can solve any problem given to us. Only difference is that everyone can understand them. The solution to my problem of getting gold is obvious. Make it to the finale. Let’s hope it’s easy to get too.
Song:https://youtu.be/Z5s0htSYLMs
Meowth:That song was a BANGER! And Slowking? Your cover was a BANGER too.
Eddie:*upset* Please don’t make any more puns like that.
Slowking:Agreed.
Meowth:...Yeah, those were a hit and miss and it appears that I missed. But you certainly didn’t with that song.
Kokoro:*smiling mask* Indeed, just look at how big of a smile you gave me was.
Slowking:No problem. If I’m going to be…oh wait! I can’t tell that. After all Teardrop is the one that’s supposed to tell you that. Not me.
Meowth:Well then, what are you waiting for TD? Type away.
TD:*nods and begins to type up something. When she gets done she hands the paper to Meowth.*
Meowth:*examines paper* Well I’ll be, according to this. *shows paper to everyone, and a drawing appears of a japanese mythological creature with a red X* It appears this person is in fact not Nitori Kawashiro, or any kappa for that matter.
Slowking:Sorry, but I ain’t livin’ in a river though a relative or mine does live on the sea.
Kokoro:*disappointed mask* So it’s not Nitori after all. *relief mask* Thankfully I was leaning more towards Warioware’s Penny. Her water theming still works perfectly. Then again, it would have been nice to see an old friend.
Linda:Well I’m not so sure. I know Widget had a watering pot device before in the Wubbzy games at least. And she is pink, Widget is also pink, it sounds like a match made in heaven if you ask me. Maybe it is Wow wow wubbzy’s Widget after all.
Dudley:I don’t hear her voice coming out of it, but it is in another language. *thinking* Maybe Wile E. was right and I did forget how Widget sounded? I’m not entirely sure though but I’ll go with that for now.
Eddie:I think that Kokoro might be onto something. If not Warioware Gold itself, the gold still could represent something else. Rember? Those 3 treasures at the end that turned into a beanstalk.
Meowth:Interesting guesses you guys, and I have a feeling that at least half of you is right. I can’t tell which half it could be though. But I can tell you that Slowking's Song was a great way to start us off and Kokoro made a great choice.
Slowking:Thanks!
Kokoro:*happy maks* Thank you.
Meowth:Now then, Linda, it’s your turn. Who do you think should go next?
Linda:Well I think I’ll go with Charizard. She was one of the only few I knew beforehand out of all other contestants.
Meowth:Okay then Charizard is up next! Will her fire burn bright enough to evaporate that last performance? We’ll find out after these clue messages.
Charizard:Hello there. I would like to talk about a serious issue for this clue package. Do you suffer from Cuprolaminophobia? That’s the long scientific term used for “fear of coins”. I used to have that fear too but now I don’t. Despite this though there are probably still others that do. Thankfully I have a solution for that fear. That solution is to get a pet bug. It doesn't have to be a big bug, or play the piano, but it can provide you some companionship. You won’t have to face your Cuprolaminophobia alone ever again. Who knows? Maybe even the bug can help you eat a president. Or at least get some fire *threatening* so you can burn the president’s smug face off! *Ahem* A message from Grand Obscure Agitation Treatment.
Song:https://youtu.be/Hww5afzbJIs
Meowth:My goodness Charizard! That was beautiful! Was there anyone you dedicated that song to in particular?
Charizard:That’s for me to know and you to figure out.
Dudley:Is it me?
Charizard:...*upset* If it was dedicated to someone it wasn’t you.
Meowth:But who could have been dedicated to, if anyone? We may never know until the unmasking. We will know something soon though, and that’s something that they are not. TD?
Teardrop:*types on her keyboard then shows the drawing to Meowth.*
Meowth:Look at this! *turns the paper over to reveal the hidden message* It says here that they were not from a show that had over 2 seasons.
Dudley:So the show wasn’t that long then. *thinking* Hmm…I wonder?
Eddie:You think you know something Dudley?
Dudley:I think so, you might have been right when you said it was Goat from Pig Goat Banana Cricket. I didn’t recognize her voice at first, but the show only had two seasons, unlike Spongebob and Fairly Odd Parents which were much longer. And she too had a little sister.
Linda:Well I’ve been doing some thinking, and maybe it is Noodle from Gorillaz after all? I mean she is the guitarist and it turns out she is the only girl there. All the other members, the 3 of them, are male.
Kokoro:That wouldn’t make much sense with the 2 seasons clue however. Gorillaz has had 4 phases so far, possibly 5. On the other hand, perhaps they meant in general? They aren’t from a TV show at all. Either way if that’s the case I’m changing my vote too, but not to Noodle or Goat. Instead I am going to change it to Iroha Tamaki form Magia Record.
Meowth:Interesting guesses to all of you! And I’m not just saying that because that way I’ll get paid, although I must confess that if I don’t then I won’t so I’ll say it regardless. Now it’s my turn to choose a contestant, isn’t it?
Eddie:Yeah that’s right. So who do you choose.
Meowth:Well for starters it’s not Axew, *nervous* reminds me too much of a particular girls’ favorite pokemon. I’m also not going for Gliscor, we need some men to sing. I think that I’ll choose Heracross since Toxicroak is probably lying down on a couch drinking some wine
Wobbuffet:*looks in changing room, then nods* Wobbuffet!
Meowth:He is? Well then definitely Heracross then.
Heracross:A great decision, Meowth. You know there was a time in my life where I wasn’t so expensive with my work. I used to keep to myself more often, just like a friend of mine. That friend is part of a group of their own, but this was before either of us joined ours. It was back in middle school. A school festival in middle school to be exact. They weren’t comfortable in what they wore. I wasn’t comfortable doing the things I liked. Neither of us were comfortable in expressing our true selves. I believe I’m doing a bit better now. I can’t say whether they feel the same way or not, but I hope one day that friend can find happiness. After all, if I found people who will accept me, I’m sure they will too.
Song:https://youtu.be/Vkp_5-Cz_M0
Meowth:Heracross did put his heart into it, I’ll give him that.
Heracross:Indeed, I have to, I can’t let my leader down.
Meowth:Your leader huh? Wonder what that could mean. Maybe Teardrops clue can reveal what that means, or at least something it dosen’t.
Teardrop:*begins typing and hads the drawling over to meowth*
Meowth:I’ll be. “Shows an image of a microphone covered by a red x” says here that they are not an idol.
Heracross:That is correct Meowth, however my series does have a few idols or two. Maybe even more.
Eddie:So they aren’t an idol themselves but do have idols in it? Wonder what that could mean?
Dudley:Oh! I have an idea. Maybe it’s Cricket from PGBC. The inventor theme works perfectly for him and we already know there’s a pop star in the series. She only appeared for one episode but Goat worshiped her like an idol! And she’s a pop singer so it applies to both meanings.
Kokoro:*disappointed mask* I thought it was right too, but that was the guess that I wasted my special move on. That means it can’t be him.
Dudley:...That’s right! Oh no! I don’t have any more ideas then!
Linda:Well, I do actually have one. It could also be like a religious idol. Maybe it’s actually that form of idol and the microphone is messing us up. If that’s the case I think that this person could be Iron Man from the Marvel universe. He’s an inventor and he deals with tons of idols, like gods, demons, etc.
Dudley:Oh that is a good idea! I think I’ll take that instead.
Eddie:Well I’m actually going a more common route with idols. I believe that the idol, or rather idols, in question are the group More More Jump! From the game Project Sekai Colorful Stage ft.Hatsune Miku. They have at least 1 member and one of the people this character knows is an idol. Not only that, but that person hates his veggies, one of the major clues from the start. Yes, I’m talking about Rui Kamashiro from Wonderlands X Showtime.
Kokoro:*thinking mask* That is who I was thinking of as well. And it would explain Hypercams’ Clue from earlier with the wonderland and the phoenix. It’s the name of the Amusement Park “Phoenix Wonderland.” *confused mask* Did someone not say that before though?
Meowth:I dunno, but what I do know is that Heracross’ song played with our heart strings. He might just be good enough to be our first male finalist. Let’s see if Eddie’s choice is a contender. Eddie, I believe it’s obvious who you're picking.
Eddie:*determined* You bet! I’m planning on picking none other than R…Gliscor! I really do believe I know who they are.
Meowth:Your confidence is awe inspiring. But is it misplaced? Maybe the clue package can shed some light.
Gliscor:You know what? I’m feeling pretty good for making it to the Battle of the Sixes. If I get out here I won’t be mad. I did my best and my best is good enough. The last competition I was in didn’t have any winners or losers. But I suppose that we were all winners in the end nonetheless. We found a brand new family in each other. That’s saying a lot especially considering how big my old family was. I guess this new family got pretty big too, if my old family can be considered to be a part of it. Nothing that a mother such as myself can handle though. I debuted with a firework and I ended up out of this world. Hopefully now I can fly even further beyond with a victory. But again, if I do end up here, then it’s a lovely place to view the stars.
Song:https://youtu.be/XtF0Jwf5vqQ
Meowth:I have no idea what your own worst enemy is but it certainly isn’t singing.
Kokoro:*smiling mask* It’s good to see that you're starting to get used to heights too.
Gliscor:Thank you! That is something I am getting better at.
Meowth:Indeed you are, but the question that our clue answers what is something that you are not? Teardrop has that known, doesn't she?
Teardrop:*gives thumbs up*
Meowth:Great! So, start typin’ away.
*Teardrop does just that, it takes a little longer to do so this time due to a minor jam but it’s quickly fixed thanks to a few hits. After it’s printed she shows it herself.*
Meowth:So it says here that. She’s not Orsirenta the Cat from the old Disney Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Cartoons.
Linda:*disappointed* Okay that barely answers anything and I don’t think anyone here thought of Orsirenta anyways.
Teardrop:*slaps Eddie*
Eddie:Hey I didn’t say anything!
Meowth:*stern* T.D calm down. Yes, there was a specific reason for you to choose it, one you can’t say of course, but that didn’t mean you had to slap anyone.
Teardrop:*slaps Meowth*
Meowth:So, this is how Firey and Coiny feel.
Eddie:A reason huh? Hey Meowth, now that I know that doing my move now won’t automatically eliminate her, Do you mind if I use my special move on her now? I’ve got a gut feeling on who it is.
Meowth:You betcha! And you know what? I have a feeling’ your gut may be right.
Linda:I think I know who he’s thinking of and I think he might be onto something there.
Kokoro:As do I. As such I shall go with who he is voting for, but I won’t say just who that is.
Linda:I’d would do that too, but I won’t. No offense to Kokoro, but I haven’t had wine all night so I’m thinking a bit logically. And logic is saying that so far when it comes to these special moves it’s been a 0-2 raito. I think I’ll go with my backup geuss of Minnie Mouse. Maybe the reason she chose her was because that’s who she was based on? It was Walt’s copyright thing I think. I read that somewhere. Wikipedia.
Dudley:I have to agree. While I do think Eddie might be right this time, it doesn't hurt to have a back up guess. And I think that mine will be Penelope Pussycat. Their connection is easy:they are both black cats so it would make sense that they’d confuse them.
Meowth:Interestin’ guesses judges, very interestin’.
Linda:Yeah and I did it all without the help of wine.
Wobbuffet:*handing her a wine bottle* Wobuffet!
Linda:*happy* All right!
Dudley:Aww, now I want some wine too.
Kokoro:Mind if you get some for me as well?
Eddie:I could go for one as well.
Wobbuffet:*salutes* Wobb, wobb! *dashes off*
Meowth:Okay while he’s doing that, Dudley is time for you to make your decision. Only two have left to sing.
Dudley:...Uhhhhhhh…
Meowth:*motherly* Hey Dudley, which do you like better, the lizard or the frog?
Dudley:*childlike* Oooh! Oooh! The Frog! I like the frog!
Meowth:You want the frog? You want the frog to come out and sing a little song?
Dudley:Yes! I don’t like the lizard. The lizard is mean.
Meowth:You got it. Toxicroak will come on out now…assuming he isn’t still hungover.
Wobbuffett:*checks in* Wobb!
Meowth:He isn’t! That’s great. Let’s show his clue package!
Toxicroak:Uuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh…
The Stanley Parable Narrator:And here we see the Toxicroak in his natural habitat. Hungover, lying face down his beat, his young Croagunk in the near bath tub.
Croagunk plush:Croagunk!
Toxicroak:Just 19 more seasons please.
Croagunk plush:Croagunk!
Toxicroak:*groans* Fine, but only because with you around I have one less tumor.
TSP Narrator:He gets up and heads to the closet and picks out his clothes. A sports fan’s uniform? Not in the mood for a raid. A wedding planner? No a bit extreme. A flower? That would be relaxing, but they can’t sing.
Toxicroak:...Urgh, I’ll just go with this instead.
TSP Narrator:Now that he has an outfit on that he can wear safely without any suspicion on him. He departs form the attic, not before giving the young Croagunk some headphones and heads to the studio where he starts to sing.
Song:https://youtu.be/cj5dkmB34ko
Dudley:*Dancing a long* It’s fun to stay at the Y M C A!
Kokoro:*relieved mask* Thank goodness it wasn’t the Minions’ cover. That would have been a bit much.
Meowth:Impressive voice. I was glad you were able to recover from that hangover so well!
Toxicroak:Please, I have drunk so many bottles it barely even affects me anymore.
# I believe we’ve figured out you're a drunk. But what are you not?
T.D:*begins typing and the hands teh paper over to Meowth*
Meowth:Okay so judging by the paper it looks like you are…*surprised* not to be trusted!?
Toxicroak:Oh like everyone trusts you so easily member of the Pokemon Worlds Number One Criminal Organization. Sure you're at the bottom of the barrel, but you are there none the less.
Meowth:At least I’m bein’ honest about it. *inquiring* Does this mean you're also a criminal?
Toxicroak:F***, maybe I am or maybe I’m not. Why does it matter to you so badly? *groggy* Ugh, just guess your guesses already so I can relax.
Meowth:I run the show not you. However I do agree that it is about time that we get on with the guesses. Would you not agree?
Dudley:Oh! I think I know who this is now. It’s Peter Griffin. His alcoholic lifestyle has driven him away from his child, Meg, and he’s sending her that bird is a word song on that music song. and he’s drunk and his bed is on the top floor of his house. The only reason Louis isn’t there with him is because she’s up making breakfast.
Lidna:No, obviously this is Brian. He’s even more of an alcoholic than Peter ever will be. Stewie is the Croagunk in this situation.
Eddie:Plus, if he’s distracted then that means there’s less of a chance he’ll kill Louis. That would explain the music. Only problem? He sleeps on the first floor. No, the top floor literally must mean top floor and this isn’t a family guy character. It’s an American Dad one. Rodger to be exact.
Kokoro:*serious mask* I agree with Eddie. The young Croagunk must be Roogu and there was even a scene of him in the tub listening to music. Granted the lyrics are some that a child should ever have to hear but they work nonetheless. He was even born via a tumor.
Toxicroak:Ugh, whatever. I’ll just go backstage, looking for some hotties. I’ll also be getting some more alcohol too. I’ll try not to puke in the suit but I can’t make any guarantees. It’s the studios not mine anyways. Not my problem.
Meowth:...Er, okay then. So that means the only that’s left to perform is Axew. The big question however is this:Will it be the grand finale, or will the first half be better than the second?
Dudley:Uhhh, if I’m being honest I personally thought that best act was-
Meowth:It’s not meant to be answered Dudley. It was rhetorical.
Dudley:*embarrassed* Oops! My mistake.
# then let’s bring out Axew and play his clue package.
Axew:Gliscord mentioned that she’s satisfied with where she got. Me though? I ain’t satisfied. I came here to win this whole thing. Why do you ask? Because the grand prize that we receive. The prize in question is a trophy. It looks to be made out of solid gold. I’m not sure how valuable that is where I come from but if I use it just right I could get a lot of moolah. Yeah I know, I’m kind of greedy. Then again I didn’t really have a lot of Units before becoming a so-called -glitch in the system- but then again not much has really changed. I just want to live before I die, and not by the hands of a yellow army, who I may or may not have swindled. It’s not important who did what. What’s important is that I’m here and ready to sing for the gold.
Song:https://youtu.be/gVa5HUGGPmo
Meowth:Wow, for someone who sounded really greedy in their clue package that was the most selfless song I’ve ever heard.
Axew:Don’t get used to it bub. If I make it to the finale I’m not going to be singing any of those cliche love songs to you or anybody.
Meowth:Now they, we don’t know who they are, but do we what are they not?
Teardrop:*types something up*
Meowth:*reading* It says here that they aren’t anything you’ve ever seen before.
Eddie:That is THE least helpful clue I’ve ever seen.
Axew:Trust me, I may look similar to something you have on earth but I am definitely anything but.
Dudley:So it’s similar to something they have on earth, but different entirely nonetheless? That’s still very confusing if I’m being honest.
Eddie:Well I think I have an idea. Maybe it’s someone that looks like a human but in reality is something that isn’t? Like maybe one of the X-Men? I don’t think it’s Cyclops since the eyes would tear through the suit or Xavier since…y’know, he’s not handicapped. Maybe Wolverine, minus the claws?
Kokoro:*thinking mask* You might be onto something, but I don’t think you’ve got the right mutant. If it’s even a mutant. I think this is Marvel Studio’s Bruce Banner, AKA the Hulk. He definitely looks human but get him mad and boom, you’ve got a green, mean fighting machine.
Dudley:Or perhaps maybe they aren’t from earth at all and are actually a completely different race designed to look like an animal of earth? The frist one that comes to my head is Rocket Raccoon. And we already know how much of a greedy guy he is.
Linda:Oh yeah, *realization* or it could be someone from Sonic, like Knuckles? He’s the last of his kin after all and we know that this guy said that there’s no one like him but him so it’s not that unreasonable.
Meowth:Interesting guesses. Now then we may have gotten a special vote but nobody’s fates are sealed. The only people who can determine who stays and who goes home are none other than the…the…
Audience:READERS!
Meowth:Right, right. Sorry about that, still getting used to being back and all that. I know what the readers have to do though. They have to vote for the 3 they want to stay in the comments
Wobbuffet:Wobbuffett! *gives the judges the wine*
Meowth:…actually no. Let’s mix things up.
Dudley:*gasps* Are you saying that they now have to vote for the 3 who go home instead of the 3 who will go to the next round?
Meowth:Dat’s right! Your’e such a smart boy for figuring it out Duds.
Dudley:*tail wags*
Meowth:Glad I could make yer day. *ahem* Now then; dear Readers, once again it is up to you to determine their fates. Vote for the three contestants whose songs entertained you the LEAST and the ones with the most amount of votes will be ELIMINATED while the ones with the least will move on to THE FINALE. You can still only vote once though, that hasn’t changed.
FINAL SIX:SO VOTE WISELY!
Meowth:And in order to get you into the voting spirit, here’s the voting song from BFB as composed by T.D and her musical typewriter.
Song:https://youtu.be/nTPl1HgwQSs
Wobbuffet:*wearing sunglasses giving a salute* Wobbuffet!
Eddie Noodleman:Meowth you old son of a gun! We thought you’d never come back.
Dudley Puppy:*crying* I missed you, I missed you so much!
Hata no Kokoro:*smiling mask* How did you enjoy your vacation?
Meowth:*smiling* Why it was just divine thank you for asking! We even got to go to the tower where the statue that is now Siivagunner lies. Alas, it couldn’t last forever, especially considering how close we are to the finale.
Linda Belcher:Well, I’m going to miss Stannie, but I am glad that at least you made it back safe and sound Meowth.
Meowth:Why thank you. Now I hear there are only 6 of you left, but I don’t know who those six are. Actually I don’t really know anything that happened while you were gone. Mind giving me a refresher?
Kokoro:Yes. While you were gone two duels were held, the first of Disney Night, the second of broadway.
Eddie:We went in alphabetical order for the duels.
Dudley:The replacement host was really mean to me.
Kokoro:In the set of duels, which I call the Disney duels, Diggserby got eliminated revealing him to be Helluva Boss’ Moxxie.
Linda:And in the second set of duels it was Houndoom who was unmasked. Turned out he was danger mouse.
Eddie:In the end everyone but Kokoro now has 6 points, while the Menreiki only has 5.
Kokoro:*determined mask* But anything can happen this round.
Meowth:That’s right! Anything can happen here on the Battle of the Sixes.
Linda:Oh I get it! Because there’s 6 of them.
Meowth:Yes indeed, from what I can gather only 6 contestants remain, but they also appear to be an even set of boys and girls. So the original Battle of the “sexes” works well too.
Eddie:Wow, a double-edged pun! That is something that I didn't see coming.
Meowth:Yes and here's something else you didn’t see coming:a change in the rules relating to your Super Moves.
Linda:*surprised* A change you say?
Meowth:*nods* That’s right! Linda & Eddie, Since you've taken so long to use them, the result of whether you guessed their identity or not will now no longer automatically eliminate the contestant. If you get the contestant right you will still get an additional 2 points. If you get it wrong it will all depend on your final guess. You won’t know if you're wrong or right though until that contestant is eliminated.
Eddie:It won’t affect your elimination, huh? In that case I think I know exactly who to pick.
Meowth:One more thing though:You can’t place your vote down until after the contestant performs and we see their clue.
Dudley:Ooh! Ooh! Speaking of clues, what’s the clues for tonight?
Meowth:I was just about to get to it, Duds. It’s a simple one, but it’s also one that can reveal a lot. A lot can be revealed when we discover who they are not.
Eddie:Hey I recognize that from the U.S version of the Masked Singer.
Meowth:*disappointed* Look, we only have so many ideas for our clues, there is bound to be at least a few reused ones. Oh, and speaking of reused presenting these clues will be none other than Teardrop from Season 1 via her typewriter.
Teardrop:*waves*
Dudley:Hi again TD!
Meowth:Like before she knows exactly who the contestants are, but instead of giving us a hint to their identity, she’ll be typing down something that they’re not.
TD:*evil grin*
Meowth:Now then judging by whose left it seems that Axew, Heracross, Toxicroack are representing the boys while Gliscor, Charizard and Slowking represent the girls. How about we determine it together?
Kokoro:*confused mask* Eh? What do you mean by that.
Meowth:I mean we, the judges and host, will determine who goes first.
Dudley:That is certainly a strange way of doing it. But I like it! Who’ll go first?
Meowth:Kokoro! She got the most people to correct the last season. Then Linda will go next since she had the most for a while this season. After that will be me, then Eddie and then you!
Dudley:That sounds like a great idea! I’m terrible at making big decision. *embarrassed* And I forgot the contestants names.
Meowth:Great. So, Kokoro? you’ll choose first. Who do you want to sing first.
Kokoro:*thinking* I think that I’ll choose Slowking, the water inventor. She reminds me of someone from my debut game. Whether or not that it is her or not is irrelevant.
Meowth:Okay then Slowking is up first. Now let’s see her clue package.
Slowking:”Water, water, everywhere. Flowing smoothly with no a care. The last water flowed into the third. Will that fate repeat or will I take gold?” That’s a little poem I wrote. I’m not exactly the best at writing poems per say. You’d assume they are similar because rhyming is used in songs, but nope. They’re a bit different. The point is obvious though, I don’t want to get third place. I’ve only got one chance, not four, to grab victory in my hands. Or…hand-like stubs. Slowking and I are a lot similar. We can solve any problem given to us. Only difference is that everyone can understand them. The solution to my problem of getting gold is obvious. Make it to the finale. Let’s hope it’s easy to get too.
Song:https://youtu.be/Z5s0htSYLMs
Meowth:That song was a BANGER! And Slowking? Your cover was a BANGER too.
Eddie:*upset* Please don’t make any more puns like that.
Slowking:Agreed.
Meowth:...Yeah, those were a hit and miss and it appears that I missed. But you certainly didn’t with that song.
Kokoro:*smiling mask* Indeed, just look at how big of a smile you gave me was.
Slowking:No problem. If I’m going to be…oh wait! I can’t tell that. After all Teardrop is the one that’s supposed to tell you that. Not me.
Meowth:Well then, what are you waiting for TD? Type away.
TD:*nods and begins to type up something. When she gets done she hands the paper to Meowth.*
Meowth:*examines paper* Well I’ll be, according to this. *shows paper to everyone, and a drawing appears of a japanese mythological creature with a red X* It appears this person is in fact not Nitori Kawashiro, or any kappa for that matter.
Slowking:Sorry, but I ain’t livin’ in a river though a relative or mine does live on the sea.
Kokoro:*disappointed mask* So it’s not Nitori after all. *relief mask* Thankfully I was leaning more towards Warioware’s Penny. Her water theming still works perfectly. Then again, it would have been nice to see an old friend.
Linda:Well I’m not so sure. I know Widget had a watering pot device before in the Wubbzy games at least. And she is pink, Widget is also pink, it sounds like a match made in heaven if you ask me. Maybe it is Wow wow wubbzy’s Widget after all.
Dudley:I don’t hear her voice coming out of it, but it is in another language. *thinking* Maybe Wile E. was right and I did forget how Widget sounded? I’m not entirely sure though but I’ll go with that for now.
Eddie:I think that Kokoro might be onto something. If not Warioware Gold itself, the gold still could represent something else. Rember? Those 3 treasures at the end that turned into a beanstalk.
Meowth:Interesting guesses you guys, and I have a feeling that at least half of you is right. I can’t tell which half it could be though. But I can tell you that Slowking's Song was a great way to start us off and Kokoro made a great choice.
Slowking:Thanks!
Kokoro:*happy maks* Thank you.
Meowth:Now then, Linda, it’s your turn. Who do you think should go next?
Linda:Well I think I’ll go with Charizard. She was one of the only few I knew beforehand out of all other contestants.
Meowth:Okay then Charizard is up next! Will her fire burn bright enough to evaporate that last performance? We’ll find out after these clue messages.
Charizard:Hello there. I would like to talk about a serious issue for this clue package. Do you suffer from Cuprolaminophobia? That’s the long scientific term used for “fear of coins”. I used to have that fear too but now I don’t. Despite this though there are probably still others that do. Thankfully I have a solution for that fear. That solution is to get a pet bug. It doesn't have to be a big bug, or play the piano, but it can provide you some companionship. You won’t have to face your Cuprolaminophobia alone ever again. Who knows? Maybe even the bug can help you eat a president. Or at least get some fire *threatening* so you can burn the president’s smug face off! *Ahem* A message from Grand Obscure Agitation Treatment.
Song:https://youtu.be/Hww5afzbJIs
Meowth:My goodness Charizard! That was beautiful! Was there anyone you dedicated that song to in particular?
Charizard:That’s for me to know and you to figure out.
Dudley:Is it me?
Charizard:...*upset* If it was dedicated to someone it wasn’t you.
Meowth:But who could have been dedicated to, if anyone? We may never know until the unmasking. We will know something soon though, and that’s something that they are not. TD?
Teardrop:*types on her keyboard then shows the drawing to Meowth.*
Meowth:Look at this! *turns the paper over to reveal the hidden message* It says here that they were not from a show that had over 2 seasons.
Dudley:So the show wasn’t that long then. *thinking* Hmm…I wonder?
Eddie:You think you know something Dudley?
Dudley:I think so, you might have been right when you said it was Goat from Pig Goat Banana Cricket. I didn’t recognize her voice at first, but the show only had two seasons, unlike Spongebob and Fairly Odd Parents which were much longer. And she too had a little sister.
Linda:Well I’ve been doing some thinking, and maybe it is Noodle from Gorillaz after all? I mean she is the guitarist and it turns out she is the only girl there. All the other members, the 3 of them, are male.
Kokoro:That wouldn’t make much sense with the 2 seasons clue however. Gorillaz has had 4 phases so far, possibly 5. On the other hand, perhaps they meant in general? They aren’t from a TV show at all. Either way if that’s the case I’m changing my vote too, but not to Noodle or Goat. Instead I am going to change it to Iroha Tamaki form Magia Record.
Meowth:Interesting guesses to all of you! And I’m not just saying that because that way I’ll get paid, although I must confess that if I don’t then I won’t so I’ll say it regardless. Now it’s my turn to choose a contestant, isn’t it?
Eddie:Yeah that’s right. So who do you choose.
Meowth:Well for starters it’s not Axew, *nervous* reminds me too much of a particular girls’ favorite pokemon. I’m also not going for Gliscor, we need some men to sing. I think that I’ll choose Heracross since Toxicroak is probably lying down on a couch drinking some wine
Wobbuffet:*looks in changing room, then nods* Wobbuffet!
Meowth:He is? Well then definitely Heracross then.
Heracross:A great decision, Meowth. You know there was a time in my life where I wasn’t so expensive with my work. I used to keep to myself more often, just like a friend of mine. That friend is part of a group of their own, but this was before either of us joined ours. It was back in middle school. A school festival in middle school to be exact. They weren’t comfortable in what they wore. I wasn’t comfortable doing the things I liked. Neither of us were comfortable in expressing our true selves. I believe I’m doing a bit better now. I can’t say whether they feel the same way or not, but I hope one day that friend can find happiness. After all, if I found people who will accept me, I’m sure they will too.
Song:https://youtu.be/Vkp_5-Cz_M0
Meowth:Heracross did put his heart into it, I’ll give him that.
Heracross:Indeed, I have to, I can’t let my leader down.
Meowth:Your leader huh? Wonder what that could mean. Maybe Teardrops clue can reveal what that means, or at least something it dosen’t.
Teardrop:*begins typing and hads the drawling over to meowth*
Meowth:I’ll be. “Shows an image of a microphone covered by a red x” says here that they are not an idol.
Heracross:That is correct Meowth, however my series does have a few idols or two. Maybe even more.
Eddie:So they aren’t an idol themselves but do have idols in it? Wonder what that could mean?
Dudley:Oh! I have an idea. Maybe it’s Cricket from PGBC. The inventor theme works perfectly for him and we already know there’s a pop star in the series. She only appeared for one episode but Goat worshiped her like an idol! And she’s a pop singer so it applies to both meanings.
Kokoro:*disappointed mask* I thought it was right too, but that was the guess that I wasted my special move on. That means it can’t be him.
Dudley:...That’s right! Oh no! I don’t have any more ideas then!
Linda:Well, I do actually have one. It could also be like a religious idol. Maybe it’s actually that form of idol and the microphone is messing us up. If that’s the case I think that this person could be Iron Man from the Marvel universe. He’s an inventor and he deals with tons of idols, like gods, demons, etc.
Dudley:Oh that is a good idea! I think I’ll take that instead.
Eddie:Well I’m actually going a more common route with idols. I believe that the idol, or rather idols, in question are the group More More Jump! From the game Project Sekai Colorful Stage ft.Hatsune Miku. They have at least 1 member and one of the people this character knows is an idol. Not only that, but that person hates his veggies, one of the major clues from the start. Yes, I’m talking about Rui Kamashiro from Wonderlands X Showtime.
Kokoro:*thinking mask* That is who I was thinking of as well. And it would explain Hypercams’ Clue from earlier with the wonderland and the phoenix. It’s the name of the Amusement Park “Phoenix Wonderland.” *confused mask* Did someone not say that before though?
Meowth:I dunno, but what I do know is that Heracross’ song played with our heart strings. He might just be good enough to be our first male finalist. Let’s see if Eddie’s choice is a contender. Eddie, I believe it’s obvious who you're picking.
Eddie:*determined* You bet! I’m planning on picking none other than R…Gliscor! I really do believe I know who they are.
Meowth:Your confidence is awe inspiring. But is it misplaced? Maybe the clue package can shed some light.
Gliscor:You know what? I’m feeling pretty good for making it to the Battle of the Sixes. If I get out here I won’t be mad. I did my best and my best is good enough. The last competition I was in didn’t have any winners or losers. But I suppose that we were all winners in the end nonetheless. We found a brand new family in each other. That’s saying a lot especially considering how big my old family was. I guess this new family got pretty big too, if my old family can be considered to be a part of it. Nothing that a mother such as myself can handle though. I debuted with a firework and I ended up out of this world. Hopefully now I can fly even further beyond with a victory. But again, if I do end up here, then it’s a lovely place to view the stars.
Song:https://youtu.be/XtF0Jwf5vqQ
Meowth:I have no idea what your own worst enemy is but it certainly isn’t singing.
Kokoro:*smiling mask* It’s good to see that you're starting to get used to heights too.
Gliscor:Thank you! That is something I am getting better at.
Meowth:Indeed you are, but the question that our clue answers what is something that you are not? Teardrop has that known, doesn't she?
Teardrop:*gives thumbs up*
Meowth:Great! So, start typin’ away.
*Teardrop does just that, it takes a little longer to do so this time due to a minor jam but it’s quickly fixed thanks to a few hits. After it’s printed she shows it herself.*
Meowth:So it says here that. She’s not Orsirenta the Cat from the old Disney Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Cartoons.
Linda:*disappointed* Okay that barely answers anything and I don’t think anyone here thought of Orsirenta anyways.
Teardrop:*slaps Eddie*
Eddie:Hey I didn’t say anything!
Meowth:*stern* T.D calm down. Yes, there was a specific reason for you to choose it, one you can’t say of course, but that didn’t mean you had to slap anyone.
Teardrop:*slaps Meowth*
Meowth:So, this is how Firey and Coiny feel.
Eddie:A reason huh? Hey Meowth, now that I know that doing my move now won’t automatically eliminate her, Do you mind if I use my special move on her now? I’ve got a gut feeling on who it is.
Meowth:You betcha! And you know what? I have a feeling’ your gut may be right.
Linda:I think I know who he’s thinking of and I think he might be onto something there.
Kokoro:As do I. As such I shall go with who he is voting for, but I won’t say just who that is.
Linda:I’d would do that too, but I won’t. No offense to Kokoro, but I haven’t had wine all night so I’m thinking a bit logically. And logic is saying that so far when it comes to these special moves it’s been a 0-2 raito. I think I’ll go with my backup geuss of Minnie Mouse. Maybe the reason she chose her was because that’s who she was based on? It was Walt’s copyright thing I think. I read that somewhere. Wikipedia.
Dudley:I have to agree. While I do think Eddie might be right this time, it doesn't hurt to have a back up guess. And I think that mine will be Penelope Pussycat. Their connection is easy:they are both black cats so it would make sense that they’d confuse them.
Meowth:Interestin’ guesses judges, very interestin’.
Linda:Yeah and I did it all without the help of wine.
Wobbuffet:*handing her a wine bottle* Wobuffet!
Linda:*happy* All right!
Dudley:Aww, now I want some wine too.
Kokoro:Mind if you get some for me as well?
Eddie:I could go for one as well.
Wobbuffet:*salutes* Wobb, wobb! *dashes off*
Meowth:Okay while he’s doing that, Dudley is time for you to make your decision. Only two have left to sing.
Dudley:...Uhhhhhhh…
Meowth:*motherly* Hey Dudley, which do you like better, the lizard or the frog?
Dudley:*childlike* Oooh! Oooh! The Frog! I like the frog!
Meowth:You want the frog? You want the frog to come out and sing a little song?
Dudley:Yes! I don’t like the lizard. The lizard is mean.
Meowth:You got it. Toxicroak will come on out now…assuming he isn’t still hungover.
Wobbuffett:*checks in* Wobb!
Meowth:He isn’t! That’s great. Let’s show his clue package!
Toxicroak:Uuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh…
The Stanley Parable Narrator:And here we see the Toxicroak in his natural habitat. Hungover, lying face down his beat, his young Croagunk in the near bath tub.
Croagunk plush:Croagunk!
Toxicroak:Just 19 more seasons please.
Croagunk plush:Croagunk!
Toxicroak:*groans* Fine, but only because with you around I have one less tumor.
TSP Narrator:He gets up and heads to the closet and picks out his clothes. A sports fan’s uniform? Not in the mood for a raid. A wedding planner? No a bit extreme. A flower? That would be relaxing, but they can’t sing.
Toxicroak:...Urgh, I’ll just go with this instead.
TSP Narrator:Now that he has an outfit on that he can wear safely without any suspicion on him. He departs form the attic, not before giving the young Croagunk some headphones and heads to the studio where he starts to sing.
Song:https://youtu.be/cj5dkmB34ko
Dudley:*Dancing a long* It’s fun to stay at the Y M C A!
Kokoro:*relieved mask* Thank goodness it wasn’t the Minions’ cover. That would have been a bit much.
Meowth:Impressive voice. I was glad you were able to recover from that hangover so well!
Toxicroak:Please, I have drunk so many bottles it barely even affects me anymore.
# I believe we’ve figured out you're a drunk. But what are you not?
T.D:*begins typing and the hands teh paper over to Meowth*
Meowth:Okay so judging by the paper it looks like you are…*surprised* not to be trusted!?
Toxicroak:Oh like everyone trusts you so easily member of the Pokemon Worlds Number One Criminal Organization. Sure you're at the bottom of the barrel, but you are there none the less.
Meowth:At least I’m bein’ honest about it. *inquiring* Does this mean you're also a criminal?
Toxicroak:F***, maybe I am or maybe I’m not. Why does it matter to you so badly? *groggy* Ugh, just guess your guesses already so I can relax.
Meowth:I run the show not you. However I do agree that it is about time that we get on with the guesses. Would you not agree?
Dudley:Oh! I think I know who this is now. It’s Peter Griffin. His alcoholic lifestyle has driven him away from his child, Meg, and he’s sending her that bird is a word song on that music song. and he’s drunk and his bed is on the top floor of his house. The only reason Louis isn’t there with him is because she’s up making breakfast.
Lidna:No, obviously this is Brian. He’s even more of an alcoholic than Peter ever will be. Stewie is the Croagunk in this situation.
Eddie:Plus, if he’s distracted then that means there’s less of a chance he’ll kill Louis. That would explain the music. Only problem? He sleeps on the first floor. No, the top floor literally must mean top floor and this isn’t a family guy character. It’s an American Dad one. Rodger to be exact.
Kokoro:*serious mask* I agree with Eddie. The young Croagunk must be Roogu and there was even a scene of him in the tub listening to music. Granted the lyrics are some that a child should ever have to hear but they work nonetheless. He was even born via a tumor.
Toxicroak:Ugh, whatever. I’ll just go backstage, looking for some hotties. I’ll also be getting some more alcohol too. I’ll try not to puke in the suit but I can’t make any guarantees. It’s the studios not mine anyways. Not my problem.
Meowth:...Er, okay then. So that means the only that’s left to perform is Axew. The big question however is this:Will it be the grand finale, or will the first half be better than the second?
Dudley:Uhhh, if I’m being honest I personally thought that best act was-
Meowth:It’s not meant to be answered Dudley. It was rhetorical.
Dudley:*embarrassed* Oops! My mistake.
# then let’s bring out Axew and play his clue package.
Axew:Gliscord mentioned that she’s satisfied with where she got. Me though? I ain’t satisfied. I came here to win this whole thing. Why do you ask? Because the grand prize that we receive. The prize in question is a trophy. It looks to be made out of solid gold. I’m not sure how valuable that is where I come from but if I use it just right I could get a lot of moolah. Yeah I know, I’m kind of greedy. Then again I didn’t really have a lot of Units before becoming a so-called -glitch in the system- but then again not much has really changed. I just want to live before I die, and not by the hands of a yellow army, who I may or may not have swindled. It’s not important who did what. What’s important is that I’m here and ready to sing for the gold.
Song:https://youtu.be/gVa5HUGGPmo
Meowth:Wow, for someone who sounded really greedy in their clue package that was the most selfless song I’ve ever heard.
Axew:Don’t get used to it bub. If I make it to the finale I’m not going to be singing any of those cliche love songs to you or anybody.
Meowth:Now they, we don’t know who they are, but do we what are they not?
Teardrop:*types something up*
Meowth:*reading* It says here that they aren’t anything you’ve ever seen before.
Eddie:That is THE least helpful clue I’ve ever seen.
Axew:Trust me, I may look similar to something you have on earth but I am definitely anything but.
Dudley:So it’s similar to something they have on earth, but different entirely nonetheless? That’s still very confusing if I’m being honest.
Eddie:Well I think I have an idea. Maybe it’s someone that looks like a human but in reality is something that isn’t? Like maybe one of the X-Men? I don’t think it’s Cyclops since the eyes would tear through the suit or Xavier since…y’know, he’s not handicapped. Maybe Wolverine, minus the claws?
Kokoro:*thinking mask* You might be onto something, but I don’t think you’ve got the right mutant. If it’s even a mutant. I think this is Marvel Studio’s Bruce Banner, AKA the Hulk. He definitely looks human but get him mad and boom, you’ve got a green, mean fighting machine.
Dudley:Or perhaps maybe they aren’t from earth at all and are actually a completely different race designed to look like an animal of earth? The frist one that comes to my head is Rocket Raccoon. And we already know how much of a greedy guy he is.
Linda:Oh yeah, *realization* or it could be someone from Sonic, like Knuckles? He’s the last of his kin after all and we know that this guy said that there’s no one like him but him so it’s not that unreasonable.
Meowth:Interesting guesses. Now then we may have gotten a special vote but nobody’s fates are sealed. The only people who can determine who stays and who goes home are none other than the…the…
Audience:READERS!
Meowth:Right, right. Sorry about that, still getting used to being back and all that. I know what the readers have to do though. They have to vote for the 3 they want to stay in the comments
Wobbuffet:Wobbuffett! *gives the judges the wine*
Meowth:…actually no. Let’s mix things up.
Dudley:*gasps* Are you saying that they now have to vote for the 3 who go home instead of the 3 who will go to the next round?
Meowth:Dat’s right! Your’e such a smart boy for figuring it out Duds.
Dudley:*tail wags*
Meowth:Glad I could make yer day. *ahem* Now then; dear Readers, once again it is up to you to determine their fates. Vote for the three contestants whose songs entertained you the LEAST and the ones with the most amount of votes will be ELIMINATED while the ones with the least will move on to THE FINALE. You can still only vote once though, that hasn’t changed.
FINAL SIX:SO VOTE WISELY!
Meowth:And in order to get you into the voting spirit, here’s the voting song from BFB as composed by T.D and her musical typewriter.
Song:https://youtu.be/nTPl1HgwQSs
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