...but I am like a tractor. XD

Ewie ewie ew, it's a foto of me.

I'm a unicorn. This is my human suit, fer srrrsssss.

What's with me labeling shit? I have no fucking idea...How horrible. And classy, because apparently there's no proper backdrop except the door into our flat. Oh and look at that geekery thurr on my collar! I have a pen in my collar, that's right. This was taken two minutes before suiting up in my MARVELOUS ESD smock and heading off to slave away the day.

I'll stab out your eyes for you if you want...