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In my former life, a long long time ago, I was a well-respected xenobiologist. My many expeditions around the globe allowed me to discover unique rare beasts of varied appearance and usage.
My major triumph, if I may say so, was locating the semi-mythical, rare, fallacious, and malodorous Anatidosaurus Metassusi which was, for obvious reasons, named after yours truly.
Standing 18 feet tall, the Anatidosaur (or Megaquack) could gobble entire rain puddles free of algae and worms in a single day, and was renowned for its ability to lay silver eggs as large as a VW Beetle.
The last recorded Megaquack, shown above, was recorded at the rear of the Beijing Buffet in Michelstown, Co. Cork, Ireland, in 1940, and is now considered extinct, along with the infamous Nudelsuposaur (catalogue # R1940-156721) that was known to co-exist in the same locality.
The image above is taken from my second coffee table book "Big Mofo Birds and Me", a limited print run of which was issued in the late 1950s. On the right I stuck in a six foot illustration of a six foot human.
I nearly broke my poor scanner, getting it ready to post on FA, as the book was printed in the very unusual 1:1 scale, which is why there was only two copies made. One of them was donated to the Charmin company during the Arsewipe panic of the mid 1970s. The other is in my possession and I still proudly live in it. It's very warm in the winter, if a bit soggy when it rains.
(Ireland, 2010. Nikon D90.)
My major triumph, if I may say so, was locating the semi-mythical, rare, fallacious, and malodorous Anatidosaurus Metassusi which was, for obvious reasons, named after yours truly.
Standing 18 feet tall, the Anatidosaur (or Megaquack) could gobble entire rain puddles free of algae and worms in a single day, and was renowned for its ability to lay silver eggs as large as a VW Beetle.
The last recorded Megaquack, shown above, was recorded at the rear of the Beijing Buffet in Michelstown, Co. Cork, Ireland, in 1940, and is now considered extinct, along with the infamous Nudelsuposaur (catalogue # R1940-156721) that was known to co-exist in the same locality.
The image above is taken from my second coffee table book "Big Mofo Birds and Me", a limited print run of which was issued in the late 1950s. On the right I stuck in a six foot illustration of a six foot human.
I nearly broke my poor scanner, getting it ready to post on FA, as the book was printed in the very unusual 1:1 scale, which is why there was only two copies made. One of them was donated to the Charmin company during the Arsewipe panic of the mid 1970s. The other is in my possession and I still proudly live in it. It's very warm in the winter, if a bit soggy when it rains.
(Ireland, 2010. Nikon D90.)
Category Current Events / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Reptilian (Other)
Size 895 x 1200px
File Size 1.49 MB
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