There was a new update to pokemon Go and I came across the "new shiny eevee" and I wanted to catch it to give to Dragoneer

But when i tried to throw this new golden ball at it, i got voice alerts that I dont have enough sushi/a big enough ball to catch it and
then it ran away and I was like, really mad about it and I remember texting it in a poke-group ranting about how 'since when did you
need premium currency to catch pokemon!?" etc

The eevee itself was like, super chonk with swirly hair as seen above lmao.