Good news! Fatty Text Adventure Game now exists in a non-flash format! Bad news! I have no idea how well it will actually work! So temper your expectations. But regardless, there is a newish version of the game. No content was really added, although a lot of systems have changed slightly in some obtuse fashions. The intent is to be an exact remake, but obviously a lot of things don't really translate perfectly, especially because a lot of stuff was poorly done in the first place.

All that to say, feedback would be very helpful! So if you run into any errors or broken scenarios, let me know! Also if there's anything you like/dislike about the UI then please let me know. The grid of buttons no longer exists, which has a lot of up and down sides. So any feedback on your experience with the navigation systems or anything else would be very helpful.

I'm not especially planning on adding any new content. I just wanted to get a functional version of it to exist, since I know that's something a lot of people were looking for. Working on Mountain of Fud (which I still somewhat plan on continuing at some point) provided a lot of great practice working with Twine, and re-coding the entire game in Twine was basically the easiest solution. So don't get your hopes up too much for new content, but I do plan on at least trying to make this version work as good as possible. I'm not sure how well this'll compare to the original, but at a minimum... it... exists, which certainly gives it a leg up!

Thank you very much for your time, and I hope you have fun!

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Version 0.64a
-Fixed mountain traveling not properly counting stamina.
-Dodging works now! Apparently it was broken almost the whole time!
-Fixed several typos.

Version 0.64
-Fixed greatsword price.
-Fixed appearance of weight based travel descriptions in the city to be more sensical.
-Fixed dialogue in general store.
-Fixed error in dessert village.
-Slightly reduced the required stats for strength description changes.
-Stamina now affects your ability to travel.
-Wyvern egg is now removed at a more appropriate point when you sell it.
-Smoothed out enemy randomization to be less "random".
-Fixed some typos.
-Updated thief's ai if you have a very high strength stat thanks to Someoneoutthere.
-Expanded the forest feast event thanks to The_Wind_King (with some help from Someoneoutthere)

Version 0.63a
-Fixed getting stuck at the inn.
-Fixed running from unrunnable enemies being weird.
-Fixed some typos.
-Changed tough fur's attacks slightly thanks to Someoneoutthere!

Version 0.63
-This should hopefully be the first "stable" version of the game! There's probably still some bugs I haven't figured out, but uhhhh, I think it's basically bug free?
-And because of that, the game is downloadable to play offline! There should be a download button below all the path notes and stuff on Itch.io. Also, maybe that button was always there???
-Slightly reduced enemy stats. You'll need to click "Fix enemy stats" under "hot fixes".
-Reduced enemy damage rolls.
-Slightly increased armor values of armor. Will have to use the "Update items" link in "hot fixes", which will only update new copies of the armor you get.
-Removed stat scaling!
-Added sleep button to places where you can sleep so you can sleep while you sleep.
-Changed how studying at the mage guild works to be more consistent with other areas.
-Large fruits come in "stacks" of 10 so they sync better with the "eat 10" option in the inventory. Will have to use the "Update items" link in "hot fixes".
-Added ability to offer Sampson ample apples instead of regular ones thanks to Someoneoutthere​.
-Fixed a text error with the takeout terror that was apparently there since the original game!
-Added some more to ambient city descriptions thanks to Someoneoutthere!
-Also changed one of Takeout Terror's attack somewhat thanks to Someoneoutthere.
-Fixed some typos

Version 0.62d
-I think I have added a dark mode to the options menu? I have no idea how well this will work, and I'm really hoping it doesn't do any sort of weird flickering. Please let me know if it works

Version 0.62c
-And now I've changed the ui again to be much more like the original! I kind of liked the dark version, but this is more visually interesting. Also I'm starting to think I should get rid of that bottom bar because it's been giving me a lot of problems. Or maybe I should learn html better. But either way, let me know what you think!
-Fixed levelling up not working.

Version 0.62b
-Changed the ui again to be more mobile friendly maybe? It introduces some new, but hopefully lesser problems.
-Fixed devouring the manticore again!
-Changed how the training grounds handle being at 0 stamina, slightly.

Version 0.62a
-Made restaurant price list much less vague.
-The bottom bar should now update properly.
-Fruit dryad should now properly doppelgang you.
-Added submit event to honey slime (which is actually the blueberry slime event in disguise.)
-Changed the spacing around the main passage and the grid button text.
-The tailor now actually properly reimburses you when you hand of the wizard's robes for Sampson's quest.

Version 0.62
-The UI update! Exciting I know. But I changed how the entire user interface works, and if the UI breaks then the game becomes legit unplayable. So I'm going to try to focus on the UI for this update, and if things go terribly wrong then I'll just revert to a previous version. But things should be working properly and it should be slightly better on mobile. But you'll have to let me know if it works or not.

-Icons done by  forbic!
-Milk Machine enemy portrait by  kelvinthelion!
-All other art assets are by  sugarboy!
-And a stupendous amount of thanks to the many writers that are responsible for the majority of the content:
 Rossmallo,  Bruyaglovae,  Daioni,  Trollololol,  Wererstritchy,  Krishonk,  Rev701,  Rejax, Someoneoutthere, and the many many other anonymous contributors :D
-If you've contributed to the game and would like to be added to the list, be sure to let me know!