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Today I've made a new acquaintance. We conversed for several hours on such topics as our favorite fruit, the weather, and how to surpass the queasiness of being upside down. He then continued to feast on the blood flowing through my veins and welcomed me into his legions of undead servants We then had a bite to eat. Or rather, he did. I was feeling a bit drained from hanging upside down.
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Listen, I'm just going to be honest as a friend here and say....*drapes an arm around you* you've found yourself a gold digger, dear...I know, I know...seemed so nice when you first met but it's just going to go downhill from here. My advice- start banking some blood, buddy. He's just gonna' "suck you dry" :/ just trying to save you from a lot of pain.....and well....anemia....
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