"Oi, I ain't hearin' any of your crap!" Gengar snapped, pointing a finger at Haunter. "You'll evolve into me and get fat yourself one day, y'know! Fear is so common now-a-days!"

Haunter rolled its eyes. "Oh please. You're just lazy!"

"Sure, I'm lazy, but... like... I learned a way to passively absorb fear to sustain myself." Gengar hoisted up his gut before dropping on his side in midair.

"And now you can't help but absorb any fear around you? Wow... surprised you're not BIGGER, mister lazy ball-o-lard!" Haunter teased.

"Oh, shut it!" Gengar snarled. "I thought it would make it so I don't have to keep scaring people... but then I got caught by a trainer who wants me as a companion when they play Phasmophobia."

"Phasmo...what?"

"Horror game."

"Oooooh." Haunter nodded. "Serves you right for being laz-"

"It's NOT my fault my trainer is addicted! Yet, SOMEHOW, they're deathly afraid of it!"

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Fourth place of the 4th Pudgy Pokemon Project Poll, Gengar... who may be eating too much fear.

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Art/story (C)  Juntarhenogu Me