‘Feed me, human.’

You find a lost and skinny Sangheili hiding in an abandoned building who somehow got teleported from his planet to Earth. You give him free accommodation in your house while you figure out how to communicate with him and figure out what to do with him. One day, after deciding you’ll just keep him hidden in your house from everyone else, you get KFC and take it home to eat. He wants to have some, so you give him some.

Thus begins his KFC addiction, now everyday he asks for more and more KFC. If you refuse to get him KFC, he becomes enraged and throws a tantrum, so to keep him calm you submit to his demands. Fast forward a couple of months, and he is now an immobile blob in your living room. He smells, takes up a lot of space, constantly bugs you for more food, and is making your life quite difficult at home. You now wonder whether to get someone else’s help, report him to the authorities or to keep feeding him so he is less annoying.