Jexter: Hey guys! What's up everybody! I'm Jexter! Jexter Fox!
Jexter: y'all better grab your video cameras, phones, and other cameras for the 70th time in a row and share it on YouTube, Facebook, and all other social media platforms ya use to share this irrelevant waste of everybody's time shit!
Jexter: you must be blessed and be such a lucky person to meet somebody nobody else has met before just cause they're famous, starred in a show, a movie, something, created cartoons, voice acted in animation, etc.
Jexter: You must feel more superior than everybody now now that you met your hero eh?
Jexter: Coming to this same damn convention for over 30 years!
Jexter: and you can go ahead and ask me some stupid questions or some other nonsense!
Jexter: What's so special about attending these asinine events anyway? Do they add anything? Do they bring something new to the table?
Jexter: What's so exciting about seeing some clowns in costumes or IDK talking about their boring and uninteresting experiences?
Jexter: Here you get to see exclusive stuff no one else will get to see so they can kiss our butts cause too bad so sad that they missed it
Jexter: Who doesn't love seeing a video from that fucking annual convention for the 7,000th time in a row about some damn celebrity, director, filmmaker, cartoonist, animator, artist, voice actor, etc.
Jexter: Be sure to wait till the end of the panel which is where I'm sitting at to take pointless pictures with ya boy ya dawg ya crazy fox: Jexter!
Jexter: This is the perfect place for narcissists too!
Jexter: Go ahead! Ask me about something I worked on! Something I collaborated on! Something somebody hates me for! Something people don't care about! Something I produced! Something uninteresting! Something silly! Something that isn't really engaging and worthy of coming back here to waste your time and hog up all the tickets for! Can't wait for the 2023 edition of this event! And until then goodnight everybody!

Sorry if I'm being annoying again but i just don't see any point in the existence of conventions from what I've seen it's all the same shit, just making this making that, some dumb achievement that isn't all that exciting or cool, what makes you feel so special that you went to this shit that nobody else has gotten the chance to go to yet? It makes me feel left out like I don't mean nothing, sometimes shit like this makes people feel jealous and feel like what I've done means nothing and it's like they feel superior or they just must be so proud of themselves, like yeah it's a business, but what is the point of them? What's so exciting about some goon meeting some famous person or some shit that I have yet the chance to do someday in my life? Going and attending these so called "events or conventions" whatever you want to call it isn't an achievement, it's just something you do and then you move on, like they're not even memorable, like yeah that's cool and all that you got to meet your hero and shit hell I'd sound like a hypocrite for not wanting to go to these and wanting to meet some guy or girl i know from some show or cartoon whatever. But like they're not memorable, like what's even the point of conventions in 2022? They're all the same shit what's the difference? Just cause the themes are different and sometimes they mix them up a bit? Or make it a convention for all subcultures like what is so great about all this commotion? Like yeah I like the cosplaying and all and some people that go to these are cool, the costumes some people wear look cool and i know there's some people i recognize that go to these that I mostly know for being in live action and animated media, but like seriously again I'm repeating myself what even is the point? What is so interesting about going to the same shit over and over again like every convention feels repetitive, they don't add anything new especially to people who have never been to events before, it's not a fucking trophy, or an award or a medal it's just going to a crowded ass room inside some building that lasts for days and hours and some are done by getting permission from an owner of a building or renting it and then that's it they just come and go and some people will completely forget about them and to those who don't for those experiences good for you, I'm not here to ruin anybody's fun if you enjoy going to these so called events good for you but still they look kinda bland and stupid to me and pointless who the hell wants to gather around to these things and want to be proud of being in them, there's just no point for them in 2022, i feel like in the future it's just gonna get to the point where nobody will care for these anymore in the 2070s or something. But anyways I'm done ranting here, I best end it before it gets too long and I begin to annoy people with my negativity lol even though I'm not always negative. Ta-ta! Although HenryCon could become a reality sometime and more fun than your typical generic convention. Remember this is all a satire do not take it seriously I do not hate conventions in anyway since I'd sound like a hypocrite for seeking interest in wanting to go to these someday but still! This is all my opinion and you don't have to agree with everything I say, anyways i find conventions alright so I should shut up now and end this bye!