Practice with hyoomans. The lucky targets are Jeeves (bloke on the left) and Bertie Wooster (bloke on the right) of P.G. Wodehouse's Jeeves series. There's a lovely little television series with them, as well called "Jeeves and Wooster". Basic premise: Bertie, a rich, lazy, somewhat dim, member of the British aristocracy is rescued from various engagements/prison and/or assists in stealing things for his relatives/hooking his friends up with their beloved with the help of his valet, the all-knowing Jeeves.

Bertie has a tendency to try to fix problems without asking for Jeeves' help first... which tends to make matters all the worse. At which point, he'll go groveling to Jeeves to make it all better. It's a very cute and heart-warming series set in the happy time between the First and Second World War when the worst fops like Bertie could survive.

Jeeves and Bertie are © P.G. Wodehouse