Stannie:Okay everyone, after 2 matches and a sudden death round we finally have our unmasker for tonight.
Dudley:Unmasker? That sounds sort of strange.
Stannie:No offense, but I didn't ask for that. *looking at note* What I do ask for is your final geusses...that's what Meowth did, at least it's what he said on the note.
Linda:Yeah taht's right! Our final guesses to go on the scoreboard and whoever wins gets...something.
Eddie:Oh, and guest judges don't get points!
Donald:*upset* Aww phooey.
Stannie:So, what are your finally guesses for the Digserby?
Donald:*excited* Well I've thought about it for a while and after a long and hard thought process I just wanted to know! He is tall enough to fit into the costume and he's got a high enough pitch!
Kokoro:*smiling mask* Indeed, and we know he wore a cat suit as part of Mario Odyssey.
Dudley:*shaking head* That is an interesting geuss, but I'm going a diffrent route. That route is that the Digserby is really Moxxie form Helluva Boss. He's also that tall and we actually met their parents.
Eddie:*smiling mask* I think that I agree with Duds. The V pop clue would make sense via Vizzie Pop.
Linda:Eh, I'm probally wrong anyways but I'm going to go ahead and say Zim he just sounds similar to him. Heck, it could even be his little dog friend instead? Maybe he wore a cat thing in one episodes.
Stannie:Are those your final answers?
Dudley:Yes this time they are my final answer, I feel as though if I say no it will result then just mild annoyance from you.
Stannie:Well, those are interesting geusses, even Dudley's suprisingly. But are any of them the correct geuss? There's only one way to find out...*thinking* What was that way again? Audience, you have any ideas.
Kokoro:*fox mask* You bet they do. Say it with us now audience.
Audience:TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
*That is just what the Digserby planned to do. It's pretty hard when only two of your fours hands are functional as them while the other one is just supposed to keep your "pants" up. Thankfully, due to the help of the MIB his true face is soon revealed*
Stannie:Well I'll be damned, the dog was right. It really is Moxxie from Helluva Boss.
Moxxie:Greetings everyone.
Dudley:Hey I got it right putting me at 5 tying me up with Eddie, though not in a literal sense...I hope!
Eddie:Don't jynix it because someone might actually do that.
Donald:Wait I got it wrong?...*anger level rising* I got turned crushed by a shield, had my mouth grow to big, had a plushie land on me and now I can't even get my geuss right. *temper tantrum activated* Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahgargikralghrairhqhioqhrn!
Linda:Oh boy, I forgot what a grouch the duck can be, though for somewhat fair reasons.
Kokoro:*scared mask* Quick someone calm him down.
Stannie:While you do that here's a bit of information about this Moxxie character. Apperently he and his wife Millie work for a company known as I.M.P. or Immediated. The company appears to be an assasination company form hell that make people's suicides look like real deaths.
Moxxie:I know that sounds bad but most of them are pretty bad people. *thinking* Actually thinking it over, a lot of them are.
Stannie:Out of all the memberrs of IMP Moxxie seems to at least seems to have some moral dencency and isn't willing to murder an entire family if they didn't do anything wrong. Mafia families, maybe, crazy psychopath families, definetly, but not your average suburban household like yours Linda.
Linda:That's a relief.
Stannie:But he isn't the boss, he's just an employer for his way to involved with his love life boss Blitzo. At least he's also working together with his wonderful wife with a sweet country accent, Millie!
Blitzo:Said wife p*gs him by the way.
Moxxie:S-sir what are you doing here?
Blitzo:Letting people know about your s*x life live on...whatever this is.
Stannie:Well before you spoil anything else it's time for the questions. Starting with Donald.
Donald:*too enraged to even think properly*a agjalghalkrthlkhtlhgflakhgr
# on second thought we'll just skip him tonight. Linda, what about you.
Linda:Ooh me? Okay then! So uh, Louise would probally like to know what your favorite kill was.
Blitzo:Probally the one with that annoying ass science professor guy that for some reason Cheberum, rival agency by the way, tried to save.
Moxxie:*suprised* S-sir they asked me the question! Though I probally don't think you want to hear the answer to it. I don't want to sound like a deranged psycopath.
Kokoro:*smiling mask* Was the reason you joined this was because of your beloved wife?
Moxxie:Actually no it was the bosses secretary totally-not-his-daughter who inspired me. She got runner up in last season of
JohnShepherd90 's Toon Masked Singer series and I figured, hey if she had a shot why didn't I?
Dudley:*thinknig* Were you and Millie planning to go on this show as a couple?
Moxxie:No, I love my wife but I didn't want her to get fired like I did. It would be supicious to have two missing people.
Blitzo:Really because you could have just used the excuse I'm planning to f*** my wife.
Moxxie:Also Millieis currently geust staring on an episode of Toon Crime Podcast. Apperently this episode they're talking about assasins and the diffrent weapons they use to kill their victims and what better way to do that then to actually interview them themselves.
Eddie:*remebering* Ah I heard about that episode! I'll make sure to check it out. Now as for my question. I hear season 2 is coming soon. Can you give us some of the deets.
Moxxie:Well you see in this season we-
Donald:*really loud and angry* agnalkht;irhtipq'r;hgqo;lrhgo;lthkqlkhgqo;i4tqiolhgq;iorhgqohit1pirhgjoq;khlgn;qlkhgro;alkhrgqr!agijadgrjeiphgpi;rhgiahgklarghalkrghahgadlkgharglhkaiihraih
Moxxie:Also we'll
Donald:aeltoihgroalhgnkql.htralk.ghnalkgnakljtprkjgf;jagapir;kgjar;agjgjk;ajgfa...Okay I'm done.
Stannie:Wow what interesintg facts about next season.
Eddie:I didn't get that could you repeat that.
Stannie:Unfortunatley we are all out of time!
Donald:Awww phooey, I didn't even get a question in.
Stannie:Okay so next time apperently we'll be dealing with the other contestants that didn't preform this time. For now though it's time to say goodbye with the artist formerly known as the Diggserby. Sing it Moxxie.
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Dudley:Unmasker? That sounds sort of strange.
Stannie:No offense, but I didn't ask for that. *looking at note* What I do ask for is your final geusses...that's what Meowth did, at least it's what he said on the note.
Linda:Yeah taht's right! Our final guesses to go on the scoreboard and whoever wins gets...something.
Eddie:Oh, and guest judges don't get points!
Donald:*upset* Aww phooey.
Stannie:So, what are your finally guesses for the Digserby?
Donald:*excited* Well I've thought about it for a while and after a long and hard thought process I just wanted to know! He is tall enough to fit into the costume and he's got a high enough pitch!
Kokoro:*smiling mask* Indeed, and we know he wore a cat suit as part of Mario Odyssey.
Dudley:*shaking head* That is an interesting geuss, but I'm going a diffrent route. That route is that the Digserby is really Moxxie form Helluva Boss. He's also that tall and we actually met their parents.
Eddie:*smiling mask* I think that I agree with Duds. The V pop clue would make sense via Vizzie Pop.
Linda:Eh, I'm probally wrong anyways but I'm going to go ahead and say Zim he just sounds similar to him. Heck, it could even be his little dog friend instead? Maybe he wore a cat thing in one episodes.
Stannie:Are those your final answers?
Dudley:Yes this time they are my final answer, I feel as though if I say no it will result then just mild annoyance from you.
Stannie:Well, those are interesting geusses, even Dudley's suprisingly. But are any of them the correct geuss? There's only one way to find out...*thinking* What was that way again? Audience, you have any ideas.
Kokoro:*fox mask* You bet they do. Say it with us now audience.
Audience:TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
*That is just what the Digserby planned to do. It's pretty hard when only two of your fours hands are functional as them while the other one is just supposed to keep your "pants" up. Thankfully, due to the help of the MIB his true face is soon revealed*
Stannie:Well I'll be damned, the dog was right. It really is Moxxie from Helluva Boss.
Moxxie:Greetings everyone.
Dudley:Hey I got it right putting me at 5 tying me up with Eddie, though not in a literal sense...I hope!
Eddie:Don't jynix it because someone might actually do that.
Donald:Wait I got it wrong?...*anger level rising* I got turned crushed by a shield, had my mouth grow to big, had a plushie land on me and now I can't even get my geuss right. *temper tantrum activated* Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahgargikralghrairhqhioqhrn!
Linda:Oh boy, I forgot what a grouch the duck can be, though for somewhat fair reasons.
Kokoro:*scared mask* Quick someone calm him down.
Stannie:While you do that here's a bit of information about this Moxxie character. Apperently he and his wife Millie work for a company known as I.M.P. or Immediated. The company appears to be an assasination company form hell that make people's suicides look like real deaths.
Moxxie:I know that sounds bad but most of them are pretty bad people. *thinking* Actually thinking it over, a lot of them are.
Stannie:Out of all the memberrs of IMP Moxxie seems to at least seems to have some moral dencency and isn't willing to murder an entire family if they didn't do anything wrong. Mafia families, maybe, crazy psychopath families, definetly, but not your average suburban household like yours Linda.
Linda:That's a relief.
Stannie:But he isn't the boss, he's just an employer for his way to involved with his love life boss Blitzo. At least he's also working together with his wonderful wife with a sweet country accent, Millie!
Blitzo:Said wife p*gs him by the way.
Moxxie:S-sir what are you doing here?
Blitzo:Letting people know about your s*x life live on...whatever this is.
Stannie:Well before you spoil anything else it's time for the questions. Starting with Donald.
Donald:*too enraged to even think properly*a agjalghalkrthlkhtlhgflakhgr
# on second thought we'll just skip him tonight. Linda, what about you.
Linda:Ooh me? Okay then! So uh, Louise would probally like to know what your favorite kill was.
Blitzo:Probally the one with that annoying ass science professor guy that for some reason Cheberum, rival agency by the way, tried to save.
Moxxie:*suprised* S-sir they asked me the question! Though I probally don't think you want to hear the answer to it. I don't want to sound like a deranged psycopath.
Kokoro:*smiling mask* Was the reason you joined this was because of your beloved wife?
Moxxie:Actually no it was the bosses secretary totally-not-his-daughter who inspired me. She got runner up in last season of
JohnShepherd90 's Toon Masked Singer series and I figured, hey if she had a shot why didn't I?Dudley:*thinknig* Were you and Millie planning to go on this show as a couple?
Moxxie:No, I love my wife but I didn't want her to get fired like I did. It would be supicious to have two missing people.
Blitzo:Really because you could have just used the excuse I'm planning to f*** my wife.
Moxxie:Also Millieis currently geust staring on an episode of Toon Crime Podcast. Apperently this episode they're talking about assasins and the diffrent weapons they use to kill their victims and what better way to do that then to actually interview them themselves.
Eddie:*remebering* Ah I heard about that episode! I'll make sure to check it out. Now as for my question. I hear season 2 is coming soon. Can you give us some of the deets.
Moxxie:Well you see in this season we-
Donald:*really loud and angry* agnalkht;irhtipq'r;hgqo;lrhgo;lthkqlkhgqo;i4tqiolhgq;iorhgqohit1pirhgjoq;khlgn;qlkhgro;alkhrgqr!agijadgrjeiphgpi;rhgiahgklarghalkrghahgadlkgharglhkaiihraih
Moxxie:Also we'll
Donald:aeltoihgroalhgnkql.htralk.ghnalkgnakljtprkjgf;jagapir;kgjar;agjgjk;ajgfa...Okay I'm done.
Stannie:Wow what interesintg facts about next season.
Eddie:I didn't get that could you repeat that.
Stannie:Unfortunatley we are all out of time!
Donald:Awww phooey, I didn't even get a question in.
Stannie:Okay so next time apperently we'll be dealing with the other contestants that didn't preform this time. For now though it's time to say goodbye with the artist formerly known as the Diggserby. Sing it Moxxie.
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