TOTAL ROFL!!!! i KNEW IT!!!

Oh boy I can't but wonder what will jack's reaction be to this!

lol! Crazy ass squirrel! This is part of why I love this guy.

...First time I have ever seen a "superhero" pull out two revolvers with actual glee at the thought of using them...

This will only end in tears.

I agree. Wonder how SS will be able to salvage his worldview if he unmasks the dying Jack and sees the face of [REDACTED TO AVOID SPOILERS].

Professor Hyde-Wyte?

NOOOooo DON'T DO IT SAVAGE~!

hope jack suit it bullet proof

The revolvers aren't the problem with Happy Jack...it's the rest of the arsenal that SS carries...He's almost as bad as Gordon Freeman is in Half Life...toting around a virtual arsenal that would make a company of marines envious.

Marines carry a lot of badass shit, though. Maybe soldiers...

Have you ever seen the arsenal that Freeman carries in HL2? Submachine gun with grenade launcher, shotgun, pulse rifle, crowbar, gravity gun, grenades, crossbow, two pistols, and reloads? Hell...worst I ever had it was carrying an M-60, shotgun, beretta M-9 and ammo for all three, while wearing armor for 12 mile marches.

Yeah, I've played HL2. But who needs an RPG when you can paint a target and call an airstrike? Who needs a gravity gun when you have an M203? Who needs a crowbar when you have a KA-BAR?

Mostly though, I was just being argumentative. Semper-FI.

But...but...I LIKE the crowbar...

Alright, alright. You can have BOTH. IF you admit that Marines are awesomer than Gordon Freeman.

Nothing beats the ability to kill an enemy with the kitchen sink. Gravity gun ftw!

Hopefully Jack's armor holds out long enough to convince him to stop shooting.

How many times has this scene happened in a 60s or 70s Marvel Comic?

I am strongly suspicious that "60s and 70s Marvel Comics" is EXACTLY what Savage reads *W*A*Y* too much of...

Those were better reading than the current crap...crop. I remember picking up an issue of FANTASTIC FOUR and out of a 24-page story, the ONLY "fight" was Ben and Johnny pulling gags on each other. Reed was overanalyzing everything, Sue was bent cuz Reed won't overanalyze her. I was half-expecting Dr. Doom to show up for tea and cream horns.

Reed: "So, how are things in Latveria, Doom?"
Doom: "Call me Victor."

oh no Savage!!!!!

oh oh oh, he gets to have a classic superhero misunderstanding, leading to an epic team up!

Just look in a mirror next time. ;D

lololol

Silly Savage.

Hero vs. Hero. But the make up sex will be great.

Well... what he lacks in size he makes up for with enthusiasm.

That's what she said!





























(the mink that is)

Uh-oh! *continues to eagerly await each following page*

Panel number 7.

This can only end in tears, to use an oft-quoted saying...

Oh... cobblepots..

The last panel blown up and stylized would make for a great T-shirt