"Um... yeah... Rosalie? Is that YOU?"

"That's MEEEEEEEEE!"

"They... uh... told me I... I'd find you down here. They...um... didn't tell me what they'd DONE to you. That's some... er... SPA TREATMENT you had..."

"I feel... BRAND NEW! Like I've *OINK* TOTALLY changed! They really work you over here!"

"You... do REALIZE you're a... a PIG now... right?"

"Oh, THAT! Yeah... *SNORT* I guess SO. I felt really WEIRD about it the first DAY or so... until I found out how much BETTER the MUD feels now! I never want to LEEEEAVE!"

"Well... it's sounds CRAZY... but it SUITS you, somehow. Yeah. It looks GOOD on you. REALLY good!"

*OINK* REEEEEEEEALY? That's so SWEEEEEEEET of you to SAY! Do you still like my PIGTAIL?"

"I've ALWAYS liked your pigtail. YOU know that! It's fun to play with..."

"Welllllll.... how'd you like to play with THIS pigtail, Sweetie? *GIGGLE*

"WOW! That's a CURLY little rascal! I can see how that'd be LOTS of fun. Not to mention the "pig tail" it's ATTACHED to..."

"WREEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Oh, you're AWFUL!"

"SAY, Rosalie... who's your *OINK* FRIEND? He's CUTE!"

"BACK OFF, Annabelle! He's TAKEN! AREN'T you, Tom?"

"I guess I AM. If I still find you attractive like THIS... I guess this thing was meant to be..."

"So... when am I getting my FLOWERS?"

"How'd you know THAT'S what I had behind my back?"

"Oh come ON! I AM a PIG now, Sweetie! I could *OINK* SMELL them before you got out of your CAR!"

"Well... here you GO... OH! WOW! I didn't EXPECT you to EAT them..."

"Are you KIDDING? MMMMM! They're DELICIOUS! *MUNCH MUNCH* And it's a lot less WASTEFUL than just putting them in a vase to ROT... mmmmm... ISN'T it?"

"I have to SAY... I never saw a girl appreciate my giving her flowers so much before! Yeah... this could definitely WORK! I'm not sure how MOM is going to feel about it, though..."

"Sweetie, I've MET your mom... remember? No OFFENSE... but I can see how you could be attracted to a SOW after SHE raised you..."

"You've got a POINT. Mom IS a chubby one, and that's a fact."

"WELL... Sweetie... how's about you and MEEEEEE go to my STY and try out my new CHASSIS? See how we FIT and all that good stuff?"

"You don't have to ask ME twice! Let's GO!"

"And ANNABELLE... we might be needing you for a Maid of Honor... if this works out..."