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Nestled deep in the heart of the Imperal City of Pyres mostly lawful provences is a small Purple Building with a yellow roof. inside this building is the most fantastic Magical Thrift shop one can imagine. Ran by one of the most magicaly werid creatures of all time. A Marmal. and this ones name is Galderan the Magnificent. With his Nephew Ren the half elf scholar and mage. the two have so far stayed out of the watchful gaze of the empire for two reasons. One~! galderan Always pays his taxes when their Due. AND Galderans Number One rule about Never buying anything off of suspicouse looking alchemists. or things that are yellow. well soemtimes. Not always. its not clear why this second one is a rule but its a rule and Galderan warns people not to buy or sell things that are yellow.
*inside the shop is filled with all kinds of fantastic curios from monster parts preserved in jars, to giant bat statues hanging from corners. to flying carpets hovering midair to booksehlves stocked with mumbling, growling or burping books and scrolls coughing up variouse colored smoke. behidn the counter is a Massive fish tank with a huge mean eyed fish with threating eyes and sharp teeth and a long serpentine body in some sort of green goo. over by one side of the shop was a huge crystal ball filled with giggling faires, and in another corner was a Golem's hand the size of a cart. the walls were covered in Green, Red and Purples draps with huge tassles hanging of them and there were even stairs leading Up to a second story with even more stuff piled up on shelves and sticking out of berrals and chests.*
Other things to be found in the shop includes a Mimic sleeping under teh stairs named Larry, (Feed him coins, he'll be satisfied).
Under teh Golems gaint hand is a portal that leads to no where but if you stare into it too long youll go mad. (As a previouse employee recently found out after they tried lifting up the corner of the carpet with their bare hand)
and many many other fantastic things to be discoverd in this wonderfuly silly chaotic and crazy shop!
*a book about how to Cook useing this One Specifci Frying pan of Ultimate Frying, and the best part is it dosent need Oil because the Pan produces its Own like Sweat whenever its exposed to a hot surface like a fire of stove! best part is. the Pan will TALK TO YOU AND GIVE YOU ADVICE ON COOKING and all you have to do to get this pan is Sacrifice One baby Dolls Soul to LUthu the lord of Ultimate Firey Fire Pits!*
Another book *it turns out to be a Popup book. With tiny dioramas made of oak, silver and gold. and each page depicts a different prophecy on how the world is going to end. In vivid detail.*
More to Come!
More on Galderan himself and His Nephew Renaldo Calaster
"I had a duck once. It was yellow, had glowing red eyes and a Steele beak. NOW the Question you SHOULD be asking is Why dose the Duck have glowing red eyes and a Steele beak. NOT why is the Duck yellow? The answer? Because Ducks are not yellow." ~Uncle Galderan.~
*inside the shop is filled with all kinds of fantastic curios from monster parts preserved in jars, to giant bat statues hanging from corners. to flying carpets hovering midair to booksehlves stocked with mumbling, growling or burping books and scrolls coughing up variouse colored smoke. behidn the counter is a Massive fish tank with a huge mean eyed fish with threating eyes and sharp teeth and a long serpentine body in some sort of green goo. over by one side of the shop was a huge crystal ball filled with giggling faires, and in another corner was a Golem's hand the size of a cart. the walls were covered in Green, Red and Purples draps with huge tassles hanging of them and there were even stairs leading Up to a second story with even more stuff piled up on shelves and sticking out of berrals and chests.*
Other things to be found in the shop includes a Mimic sleeping under teh stairs named Larry, (Feed him coins, he'll be satisfied).
Under teh Golems gaint hand is a portal that leads to no where but if you stare into it too long youll go mad. (As a previouse employee recently found out after they tried lifting up the corner of the carpet with their bare hand)
and many many other fantastic things to be discoverd in this wonderfuly silly chaotic and crazy shop!
*a book about how to Cook useing this One Specifci Frying pan of Ultimate Frying, and the best part is it dosent need Oil because the Pan produces its Own like Sweat whenever its exposed to a hot surface like a fire of stove! best part is. the Pan will TALK TO YOU AND GIVE YOU ADVICE ON COOKING and all you have to do to get this pan is Sacrifice One baby Dolls Soul to LUthu the lord of Ultimate Firey Fire Pits!*
Another book *it turns out to be a Popup book. With tiny dioramas made of oak, silver and gold. and each page depicts a different prophecy on how the world is going to end. In vivid detail.*
More to Come!
More on Galderan himself and His Nephew Renaldo Calaster
"I had a duck once. It was yellow, had glowing red eyes and a Steele beak. NOW the Question you SHOULD be asking is Why dose the Duck have glowing red eyes and a Steele beak. NOT why is the Duck yellow? The answer? Because Ducks are not yellow." ~Uncle Galderan.~
Category Designs / Fantasy
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Size 1850 x 891px
File Size 1.5 MB
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