I see Shirou coming out of the lift.
Me: Jorge, Jorge, look! It's Shirou, our Shirou! (I run up and hug the big wolf)
Shirou: Hello, my kitten. I see my husband has calmed you down.
Me (nodding): Yes, yes, he helped me. He's the sweetest lion, oh I mean bear, I mean... Anyway, he talked to me like a psychologist.
Shirou (rubbing my hair): Oh, yeah, he is. He'll get through to anybody. That's why I love him.
Me: And I love him. He's so brave, so kind. His words made me realise that I was worrying about Exile for nothing, that I was mad at myself for Jack for nothing. The height that our labrador got really suited him. No, I definitely like Jorge. Please be the sweetest couple. And I'll do anything to make you love me and be proud of me. Tell me, how much do you love me?
Shirou: (laughs): You, my sweetie, I love you even more. And naturally proud, proud of both of you. (kisses Jorge first, then me hard) Well, shall we go home?
Me: Wait, there's a well-deserved reward waiting for you.
Shirou (laughing harder): You little flatterer. Come on, bring that ring over here.
I give the ring to Shirou and he punches through the ceiling.
Me: Shiro, you're so big! I want a hug. Please, give me a hug.

He is huge

Of course...

yea -hugs-

Oh my, I didn't expect the growth spurt be this big! Everyone evacuate immediately! Big deity woof incoming!! D:

hehe but it means more pecs to cuddles ;3

indeed

Oh dear.
Shouldn't the island be sinking by now

maybe of real life logic, but furry don't follow that