"Hmmm...I play a Fountain for the turn and cast Mulgre, Remembered Newborn. On my end step I get to scry once (not keeping that) and pass."

Hm hm hmmmm~! What's your life total at?

"Uh. Like...thirty? It's turn six."

And so it begins. As you can see, Jun, The One with the Runs, give all of my creatures haste. With that being said, I'll tap a Fountain, District, and Ocean to bring out Mydoor, Opener of Passages. I'll tap my Body Cube to tap Mydoor to activate his special ability! I can look at the top twenty cards in my deck and for each "It's alright, I guess..." creature I can summon a creature with combined cost from my hand to he battle field. ONE, TWO-..."

-Several flashy draws later-

Ha! Looks like I only pulled three. BUT! I have Inject Industry! I cast it on Mydoor and activate his ability once more!

-Several MORE flashy draws later-

Five will have to work! And now! I summon Lactose Intolerant Cow, which UNTAPS HASTED CREATURES AT THE END OF COMBAT! I have four damage coming at you!

"ZZzzzZZzzzz, HUH!? Wha!? I-I dont block..."

PERFECT! Now I can use Mydoor...TWO...MORE...TIMES!

"If you do that you'll deck out."

Wha-...!?

"You did a similar play with Etomali, Primal Splurge. Honey, you have like ten cards left in your Observatory."

Uhhh...I pass turn.

"Alright. Area for the turn, Salvaus, each opponent looses life equal to the number of cards they drew last turn..."

What!?

"Times two..."

-Sad defeated behemoth noises-

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Honestly, a pretty accurate representation of how I play card games with the boyfriend. I like flashy big plays and I usually have a huge soft spot in the back of my strategy. Oh well.


Azune -  Deathpanther13

Quaid - Baru

Art by the colorful Yonsoncb