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*** Somewhere In Time And Space ***
“…Mike Nelson and his robot pals are caught in an endless chase,” a chubby white hamster with grey spots stated.
“Wrong television show, Oxnard,” a cloaked humanoid with a tanuki tail replied. “We don’t want to confuse our readers.”
Oxnard winked one of his green-colored eyes towards nobody in particular and giggled.
“Well…,” he said with a smug look upon his face. “Those familiar with what you are having fun with may see it as an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3,000.”
ZIP-SHWEE
ZIP-SHWEE
“Our actors are arriving,” the blonde-haired humanoid stated while tapping his nail-shaped staff upon the vastness of space. “Perhaps you should get back to your show, Oxnard?”
VWOOO-SHWIP
The pudgy hamster, who also was clad in a pink tuxedo top with no pants, was about to answer, but found himself sucked through a small wormhole before he could get out a single word.
SHEE-WEE
WEE-UMM
“Nishidor?” a flamingo-like humanoid inquired upon finding herself suddenly spirited to ‘Somewhere In Time & Space’. “Nikki and I were in the middle of something with Oxnard and his pals.”
The blue-eyed humanoid turned his gaze towards an elderly yellow penguin who had also arrived along with the flamingo-like humanoid.
“Call this a spin-off,” he replied with a smile. “I’ve even arranged for your stand-ins while we do this little crossover.”
“Wait…,” the diaper-clad penguin struggled to say as she got on her feet and adjusted her granny glasses. “What’s going on?”
SLIP-TAP!
POOF-POOF
TAP
“You’re about to find out,” said Nishidor as he sent both of his ‘guests’ to another dimension.
ZIP-SHWEE
ZIP-SHWEE
“Oh!” he chuckled while watching two beams of light rush towards him. “Pip and Freddy. Ready, set, let’s go.”
*** [Somewhere Else ***
“…I bet you boys are eager to meet your delivery for today,” a perky koala said without having realized how a yellow penguin and humanoid-like flamingo had replaced the little penguin and flamingo she had just been talking to.
“…,”the newcomers stared with confusion at the koala caretaker.
“Pardon me, KC,” a uniformed stork said with a French accent. “I am ready for my next delivery.”
FWIP
WHUM
The flamingo-like humanoid conjured a highly sophisticated looking Smart Tablet and began to quickly move her wing-like hand about it.
“What have you done this time, Nishidor?” she asked herself while opening and manipulating a series of apps on the magically-enhanced Smart Tablet.
The yellow penguin looked towards the flamingo-like humanoid that was noticeably twice as tall as she was.
“Thanksalot?” the elder penguin inquired. “What’s going on?”
“Ahem!” the confident, French stork huffed. “excusé moi, Junior Flyers. I, JP, have plans with my baby boy that I simply cannot put on hold for your silly shenanigans.”
The caretaker koala looked towards JP and gestured towards an intricate device that was gently moving a seal pup through an intricate packaging system.
“Sierra is just about finished on the Crate Wheel, JP,” she said with as much patience as she could muster. “Bodhi has just been cleared for takeoff by Polly. You should be given an all clear to go by the time you secure Sierra for your flight to Iceberg Alley.”
“Merci, KC,” JP replied while rubbing a wing through his perfectly quaffed hair. “My evening with Lucky is saved.”
The bespectacled yellow penguin watched the cocky stork strut towards the other side of the room, open a door, and proceed to where he was to load the baby seal for her delivery.
“Very funny,” remarked Thanksalot upon completing whatever she was doing on the magically levitating Smart Tablet. “I think I can get us back to-”
“-Freddy?” interrupted KC. “I’ve never known you to be more interested in the Flight Pad than meeting your latest delivery.”
FWOOSH!
FLAP-FLAP
“Word up, Junior Dudes!” a female stork with a Latino accent called out as she quickly entered into the room and landed in front of the group. “What’s this about Freddy not being all over he and Pip’s latest delivery?”
“I was wondering the same thing,” KC replied. “Though, knowing you, Ava, you are ready for your next delivery?”
“You bet!” she replied while looking towards The Crate Wheel. “And I think I see the little dude now. KAPOW!”
FLAP-FLAP
FWOOSH!
Everyone’s hair and/or feathers felt like they had been blown by an industrial fan as the energetic Ava flew away as quickly as she had flown in.
“Earth to Freddy,” KC said with a hint of concern as she took hold of the levitating Smart Tablet and handed it to the old penguin. “Are you feeling alright? Pip usually handles the Flight Pad while you go gaga over the babies in the nursery.”
“What’s going on?” asked an authoritative, yet friendly, pelican. “I take it our favorite Junior Flyers have met their extra special delivery for today?”
Thanksalot wanted to reach for her magical Smart Tablet, but thought better of it given how the pelican and koala were looking at her and Macaroni Penguin.
“Pip?” wondered the pelican. “Are you dressing like a dolly again to make the babies happy?”
Macaroni, whose age made her slightly incontinent and an easy target for Oxnard’s antics, blushed upon realizing she was standing in front of two complete strangers in nothing more than a black tank top and cream-colored disposable diaper.
“Pip?” she squeaked.
Thanksalot, being just as magically connected with the cosmos as Nishidor, knew the time to act was now.
“Where’s our delivery, KC?” she asked eagerly.
The koala smiled as she reached into a nearby crib and picked up a drowsy-looking dino-duckling who was wearing a comically-thick diaper along with yellow mittens and yellow socks and a pair of blue shoes.
“This is Matthew,” she cheered while handing the squirming infant over to Thanksalot. “He’s a mallard duck who just can’t wait to imprint himself upon his forever family.”
Matthew seemed to take notice of Macaroni.
“Mac, mac, Mac!” he chirped while seeming to become fussy. “Mac, Mac, Mac!”
The old penguin gasped upon realizing how ‘Matthew’ was actually ‘Yosh’. Yosh was not a mallard duck. Yosh was a dino-duckling hybrid who she often watched during her shifts working at Quack-Quack’s Learning Farm.
“Yosh?” she asked curiously while adjusting her glasses to make sure she was seeing what she thought she was seeing.
“I do appreciate how you two go that extra mile for our tots,” the pelican stated. “However it is just about time for you to make your delivery and you both need to get into your uniforms.”
“Uniforms?” wondered Macaroni.
Thanksalot held Matthew / Yosh closely against her chest with one winged arm and held the other in front of the very confused, macaroni penguin.
“You can count on us, Captain Beakman!” she replied cheerfully.
“Good,” nodded Captain Beakman. “I always can count on you two to.”
“I’ve already fed, washed, and napped Matthew,” KC stated while taking the duckling / dino-duck hybrid back into her embrace. “You two get ready to fly out to The Far Away Forest while I make sure this little nugget gets safely through The Crate Wheel.”
Thanksalot, knowing that she had to do all that was necessary to not ruin the ruse Nishidor had placed upon herself, Macaroni, and Yosh, used a very minimal amount of her phenomenal cosmic power to read into KC’s mind, learn all she needed to know for what they had to do, and gave a big, beaky smile to Macaroni.
“Okay, Pipster!” she cheered while taking hold of her colleague’s wing. “We’ve got to get this cutie patootie off to his mommy and daddy!”
“Whoa!” was all the off-balanced, yellow penguin could say as she was rushed out of the nursery to where Thanksalot had telepathically discovered where they needed to go.
*** Meanwhile At ‘Boxer Beats’ Arena ***
“You are not my counterpart,” a fruity-looking tanuki in a red robe stated. “Why is it I feel a connection to you?”
Freddy, who was an actual flamingo and who had been swapped out in place of the flapinko, Thanksalot, was awash with emotions.
“Wowzers!” he proclaimed. “We definitely are not back at T.O.T.S., Pip.”
There was no response. The only thing heard was the cheering crowd that only two voices seemed capable of speaking above.”
The Announcer’s Booth
“Ish it jusht me, Oxnard,” a small beaver announced from above the giant arena. “Or does Macaroni sheem like she jusht took a bath in the fountain of youth?”
Oxnard, the tuxedo top wearing hamster, winked towards nobody in particular.
“Maybe it’s the special garments we provided her in exchange for a second chance at the $10 grand prize?” he responded. “If wearing diapers and other baby clothes makes ‘Littles’, ‘Baby Furs’, and others feel and act younger than their age, I would not be surprised if Little Mac down there isn’t just using a lot of ‘mind over bladder’ in her match against Avril Usal.”
The little brown beaver watched as an elaborately dressed hummingbird appeared to perform an elegant ballet number in the center of a large ring as a small penguin struggled to keep out of the way of her wings, beak, and feet that moved quickly and gracefully without consideration for him and the confusion he was experiencing since being spirited away from T.O.T.S. HQ.
“Mam!” the penguin who was not Macaroni cried while flapping his flippers to regain his balance. “Please! Can you… stop dancing… for just a minute!”
“This is a dance off!” sang the proud performer. “We must give these people what they paid for!”
“Avril really ish wooing over the judgesh,” the brown beaver stated. “However, Macaroni could make up shome pointsh if she keepsh wooing over the audience with her improvishiion.”
“Now you’re talking like a big brown beaver, Wynona!” Oxnard proclaimed. “Do you mind if I call you Wynona?”
“My namesh, Bushy,” she hissed with a glare towards the grey and white colored hamster. “That Primush shone hash nothing to do with ush beaversh.”
Oxnard grew a cheeky grin.
“But isn’t a bush another name for a beaver?” he posed to his cohost in a way that ensured the audience could hear him even more than Bushy could.
“Ha, ha,” she replied with a grumpy expression on her face as she folded her arms together. “Let’sh jusht focush on the match between Avril and Macaroni.”
Ringside
“Your friend needs you,” the tanuki-like creature said plainly. “Go get silly and shake your tail.”
Freddy noticed how Pip, who was being mistaken for Macaroni Penguin, was barely keeping on his webbed feet as the giant hummingbird danced without a care in the world.
“I’M COMING, PIPSTER!” he proclaimed before using his wings to quickly propel himself over the ropes that encircled the ring. “FLA-MING, GO!”
Meanwhile – Ducky Docks Village: The Far Away Forest ***
“We can’t just give Yosh to some random family in some random place!” stated Macaroni as she held tightly on to Thanksalot during their descent to the village below.
The flapinko conjured her magical Smart Tablet and reviewed the T.O.T.S. Guidebook she had downloaded to it.
“We won’t,” she replied. “I figured out what dimension Nishidor tapped into when he decided to send us on this whim of his. The adventure ends once we reach the forever home and show the baby to his forever family.”
FLAP-FLAP
TAP FLAP
TAP-TAP
Thanksalot landed in front of a house made out of water reeds and moss.
“Okay, Little Mac,” she said while adjusting herself to help the elderly penguin off her back while holding out the delivery crate Yosh was currently occupying. “Just knock on the door, hold up the crate, and say ‘Special delivery!’ when the parents answer the door.”
Macaroni was feeling sore and tired after all that she had been through today. However, in the least, she knew she could always trust Nishidor’s counterpart when it came to matters that pressed beyond the perceived veil of reality.
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK
CA-CLICK
“Special delivery!” announced Macaroni while holding out the delivery crate towards the mallard momma and papa.
PUFF-POOF!
POOF-PUFF
Thanksalot, Macaroni, and Yosh changed places with Pip, Freddy, and Matthew in less than a blink of an eye.
PUMPF
Pip fell on his diapered bottom upon returning to his reality. Fortunately he was able to keep a firm hold on the delivery crate that contained the real Matthew Mallard.
“That was fla-mazing, Pip!” Freddy exclaimed while standing himself on a single foot and posing like a pink flamingo lawn ornament.
BEEP-BLOOP-BEEP
The new mother and father helped their first child out of the crate and gave him an affectionate cuddle as Pip answered a call coming in on the Flight Pad he and Freddy used.
“Yes, Captain Beakman?” he asked while working to regain his composure.
“Hey, Captain Beakman!” cheered Freddy as he ran to join his friend. “You won’t believe what just happened…!”
[b]*** Meanwhile – Back At ‘Boxer Beats Arena ***[/b[p/i]
“…Unbelievable!” Oxnard boomed over the roaring crowd. “It would seem that diapers are truly magic for Little Granny Mac!”
“Shomething sheems jusht a wee bit fishy,” thought Bushy. “Avril wash shupposed to win.”
Oxnard playfully smacked his paw upon Bushy’s back.
“That’s what you get for going against the underdog, Bushy,” he remarked. “Now go wash that fishy smell out of your beaver as we take a break to prepare for the last semifinal match to determine who will go against Little Mac for the $10 prize and be debriefed as this year’s ‘Boxer Beats’ champion!”
[i]In The Ring
“I can’t believe I lost,” said Avril Usal as she struggled back to her feet.
Yosh was playfully squirming in Macaroni’s arms as the elderly penguin stared with disbelief at the sight before her.
“What…,” she gasped. “What happened?”
Avril’s brother, Aro Usal, turned his attention away from his shocked sister to perform his official duties as referee for the ‘Boxer Beats’ tournament.
“Won you did,” he stammered. “Final is in you.”
The dino-duckling, who was now clad in his baby blue t-shirt and diaper-butt showing, dark blue colored jogging shorts, turned to face the surprised caretaker penguin.
“I knew you could do it!” he chirped while happily flapping his arms at his sides and wiggling his stubby tail. “Way to go!”
Outside The Ring
FROOM
“Dawn?” the fruity tanuki asked without taking his eyes from Macaroni’s surprise win. “All seems well for granting another wish for our friends.”
“Yes,” the yellow and orange colored serpent hissed after it seemingly appeared out of nowhere. “You are a good papa, Nikki.”
Nikki blushed while adjusting his green stocking cap.
“The little quacker just slept under my robes,” he replied. “It’s nice to have Thanks back. That Freddy Flamingo was, well, too much like that diaper wearing, dino-duck who is making all that noise with Macaroni.”
“Nikki?” inquired Thanks. “How are things looking for this happy ending to the tournament?”
The fruity tanuki turned to face the plushie-like, serpent dog who had been aiding him and Thanksalot in bringing joy to all who sought glory in ‘Boxer Beats’ while also separating Nishidor’s physical body from Thanks’ pet tanuki.
“All is how it should be,” stated Dawn as she wrapped her worm-like body around Nikki. “So long as you retain your memories after the reset.”
Nikki turned to Thanks, smiled, and resumed his watch on the events that were to unfold during this cycle through the ‘Boxer Beats’ tournament.
Nishi*** Somewhere In Time And Space ***
“…Mike Nelson and his robot pals are caught in an endless chase,” a chubby white hamster with grey spots stated.
“Wrong television show, Oxnard,” a cloaked humanoid with a tanuki tail replied. “We don’t want to confuse our readers.”
Oxnard winked one of his green-colored eyes towards nobody in particular and giggled.
“Well…,” he said with a smug look upon his face. “Those familiar with what you are having fun with may see it as an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3,000.”
ZIP-SHWEE
ZIP-SHWEE
“Our actors are arriving,” the blonde-haired humanoid stated while tapping his nail-shaped staff upon the vastness of space. “Perhaps you should get back to your show, Oxnard?”
VWOOO-SHWIP
The pudgy hamster, who also was clad in a pink tuxedo top with no pants, was about to answer, but found himself sucked through a small wormhole before he could get out a single word.
SHEE-WEE
WEE-UMM
“Nishidor?” a flamingo-like humanoid inquired upon finding herself suddenly spirited to ‘Somewhere In Time & Space’. “Nikki and I were in the middle of something with Oxnard and his pals.”
The blue-eyed humanoid turned his gaze towards an elderly yellow penguin who had also arrived along with the flamingo-like humanoid.
“Call this a spin-off,” he replied with a smile. “I’ve even arranged for your stand-ins while we do this little crossover.”
“Wait…,” the diaper-clad penguin struggled to say as she got on her feet and adjusted her granny glasses. “What’s going on?”
SLIP-TAP!
POOF-POOF
TAP
“You’re about to find out,” said Nishidor as he sent both of his ‘guests’ to another dimension.
ZIP-SHWEE
ZIP-SHWEE
“Oh!” he chuckled while watching two beams of light rush towards him. “Pip and Freddy. Ready, set, let’s go.”
*** [Somewhere Else ***
“…I bet you boys are eager to meet your delivery for today,” a perky koala said without having realized how a yellow penguin and humanoid-like flamingo had replaced the little penguin and flamingo she had just been talking to.
“…,”the newcomers stared with confusion at the koala caretaker.
“Pardon me, KC,” a uniformed stork said with a French accent. “I am ready for my next delivery.”
FWIP
WHUM
The flamingo-like humanoid conjured a highly sophisticated looking Smart Tablet and began to quickly move her wing-like hand about it.
“What have you done this time, Nishidor?” she asked herself while opening and manipulating a series of apps on the magically-enhanced Smart Tablet.
The yellow penguin looked towards the flamingo-like humanoid that was noticeably twice as tall as she was.
“Thanksalot?” the elder penguin inquired. “What’s going on?”
“Ahem!” the confident, French stork huffed. “excusé moi, Junior Flyers. I, JP, have plans with my baby boy that I simply cannot put on hold for your silly shenanigans.”
The caretaker koala looked towards JP and gestured towards an intricate device that was gently moving a seal pup through an intricate packaging system.
“Sierra is just about finished on the Crate Wheel, JP,” she said with as much patience as she could muster. “Bodhi has just been cleared for takeoff by Polly. You should be given an all clear to go by the time you secure Sierra for your flight to Iceberg Alley.”
“Merci, KC,” JP replied while rubbing a wing through his perfectly quaffed hair. “My evening with Lucky is saved.”
The bespectacled yellow penguin watched the cocky stork strut towards the other side of the room, open a door, and proceed to where he was to load the baby seal for her delivery.
“Very funny,” remarked Thanksalot upon completing whatever she was doing on the magically levitating Smart Tablet. “I think I can get us back to-”
“-Freddy?” interrupted KC. “I’ve never known you to be more interested in the Flight Pad than meeting your latest delivery.”
FWOOSH!
FLAP-FLAP
“Word up, Junior Dudes!” a female stork with a Latino accent called out as she quickly entered into the room and landed in front of the group. “What’s this about Freddy not being all over he and Pip’s latest delivery?”
“I was wondering the same thing,” KC replied. “Though, knowing you, Ava, you are ready for your next delivery?”
“You bet!” she replied while looking towards The Crate Wheel. “And I think I see the little dude now. KAPOW!”
FLAP-FLAP
FWOOSH!
Everyone’s hair and/or feathers felt like they had been blown by an industrial fan as the energetic Ava flew away as quickly as she had flown in.
“Earth to Freddy,” KC said with a hint of concern as she took hold of the levitating Smart Tablet and handed it to the old penguin. “Are you feeling alright? Pip usually handles the Flight Pad while you go gaga over the babies in the nursery.”
“What’s going on?” asked an authoritative, yet friendly, pelican. “I take it our favorite Junior Flyers have met their extra special delivery for today?”
Thanksalot wanted to reach for her magical Smart Tablet, but thought better of it given how the pelican and koala were looking at her and Macaroni Penguin.
“Pip?” wondered the pelican. “Are you dressing like a dolly again to make the babies happy?”
Macaroni, whose age made her slightly incontinent and an easy target for Oxnard’s antics, blushed upon realizing she was standing in front of two complete strangers in nothing more than a black tank top and cream-colored disposable diaper.
“Pip?” she squeaked.
Thanksalot, being just as magically connected with the cosmos as Nishidor, knew the time to act was now.
“Where’s our delivery, KC?” she asked eagerly.
The koala smiled as she reached into a nearby crib and picked up a drowsy-looking dino-duckling who was wearing a comically-thick diaper along with yellow mittens and yellow socks and a pair of blue shoes.
“This is Matthew,” she cheered while handing the squirming infant over to Thanksalot. “He’s a mallard duck who just can’t wait to imprint himself upon his forever family.”
Matthew seemed to take notice of Macaroni.
“Mac, mac, Mac!” he chirped while seeming to become fussy. “Mac, Mac, Mac!”
The old penguin gasped upon realizing how ‘Matthew’ was actually ‘Yosh’. Yosh was not a mallard duck. Yosh was a dino-duckling hybrid who she often watched during her shifts working at Quack-Quack’s Learning Farm.
“Yosh?” she asked curiously while adjusting her glasses to make sure she was seeing what she thought she was seeing.
“I do appreciate how you two go that extra mile for our tots,” the pelican stated. “However it is just about time for you to make your delivery and you both need to get into your uniforms.”
“Uniforms?” wondered Macaroni.
Thanksalot held Matthew / Yosh closely against her chest with one winged arm and held the other in front of the very confused, macaroni penguin.
“You can count on us, Captain Beakman!” she replied cheerfully.
“Good,” nodded Captain Beakman. “I always can count on you two to.”
“I’ve already fed, washed, and napped Matthew,” KC stated while taking the duckling / dino-duck hybrid back into her embrace. “You two get ready to fly out to The Far Away Forest while I make sure this little nugget gets safely through The Crate Wheel.”
Thanksalot, knowing that she had to do all that was necessary to not ruin the ruse Nishidor had placed upon herself, Macaroni, and Yosh, used a very minimal amount of her phenomenal cosmic power to read into KC’s mind, learn all she needed to know for what they had to do, and gave a big, beaky smile to Macaroni.
“Okay, Pipster!” she cheered while taking hold of her colleague’s wing. “We’ve got to get this cutie patootie off to his mommy and daddy!”
“Whoa!” was all the off-balanced, yellow penguin could say as she was rushed out of the nursery to where Thanksalot had telepathically discovered where they needed to go.
*** Meanwhile At ‘Boxer Beats’ Arena ***
“You are not my counterpart,” a fruity-looking tanuki in a red robe stated. “Why is it I feel a connection to you?”
Freddy, who was an actual flamingo and who had been swapped out in place of the flapinko, Thanksalot, was awash with emotions.
“Wowzers!” he proclaimed. “We definitely are not back at T.O.T.S., Pip.”
There was no response. The only thing heard was the cheering crowd that only two voices seemed capable of speaking above.”
The Announcer’s Booth
“Ish it jusht me, Oxnard,” a small beaver announced from above the giant arena. “Or does Macaroni sheem like she jusht took a bath in the fountain of youth?”
Oxnard, the tuxedo top wearing hamster, winked towards nobody in particular.
“Maybe it’s the special garments we provided her in exchange for a second chance at the $10 grand prize?” he responded. “If wearing diapers and other baby clothes makes ‘Littles’, ‘Baby Furs’, and others feel and act younger than their age, I would not be surprised if Little Mac down there isn’t just using a lot of ‘mind over bladder’ in her match against Avril Usal.”
The little brown beaver watched as an elaborately dressed hummingbird appeared to perform an elegant ballet number in the center of a large ring as a small penguin struggled to keep out of the way of her wings, beak, and feet that moved quickly and gracefully without consideration for him and the confusion he was experiencing since being spirited away from T.O.T.S. HQ.
“Mam!” the penguin who was not Macaroni cried while flapping his flippers to regain his balance. “Please! Can you… stop dancing… for just a minute!”
“This is a dance off!” sang the proud performer. “We must give these people what they paid for!”
“Avril really ish wooing over the judgesh,” the brown beaver stated. “However, Macaroni could make up shome pointsh if she keepsh wooing over the audience with her improvishiion.”
“Now you’re talking like a big brown beaver, Wynona!” Oxnard proclaimed. “Do you mind if I call you Wynona?”
“My namesh, Bushy,” she hissed with a glare towards the grey and white colored hamster. “That Primush shone hash nothing to do with ush beaversh.”
Oxnard grew a cheeky grin.
“But isn’t a bush another name for a beaver?” he posed to his cohost in a way that ensured the audience could hear him even more than Bushy could.
“Ha, ha,” she replied with a grumpy expression on her face as she folded her arms together. “Let’sh jusht focush on the match between Avril and Macaroni.”
Ringside
“Your friend needs you,” the tanuki-like creature said plainly. “Go get silly and shake your tail.”
Freddy noticed how Pip, who was being mistaken for Macaroni Penguin, was barely keeping on his webbed feet as the giant hummingbird danced without a care in the world.
“I’M COMING, PIPSTER!” he proclaimed before using his wings to quickly propel himself over the ropes that encircled the ring. “FLA-MING, GO!”
Meanwhile – Ducky Docks Village: The Far Away Forest ***
“We can’t just give Yosh to some random family in some random place!” stated Macaroni as she held tightly on to Thanksalot during their descent to the village below.
The flapinko conjured her magical Smart Tablet and reviewed the T.O.T.S. Guidebook she had downloaded to it.
“We won’t,” she replied. “I figured out what dimension Nishidor tapped into when he decided to send us on this whim of his. The adventure ends once we reach the forever home and show the baby to his forever family.”
FLAP-FLAP
TAP FLAP
TAP-TAP
Thanksalot landed in front of a house made out of water reeds and moss.
“Okay, Little Mac,” she said while adjusting herself to help the elderly penguin off her back while holding out the delivery crate Yosh was currently occupying. “Just knock on the door, hold up the crate, and say ‘Special delivery!’ when the parents answer the door.”
Macaroni was feeling sore and tired after all that she had been through today. However, in the least, she knew she could always trust Nishidor’s counterpart when it came to matters that pressed beyond the perceived veil of reality.
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK
CA-CLICK
“Special delivery!” announced Macaroni while holding out the delivery crate towards the mallard momma and papa.
PUFF-POOF!
POOF-PUFF
Thanksalot, Macaroni, and Yosh changed places with Pip, Freddy, and Matthew in less than a blink of an eye.
PUMPF
Pip fell on his diapered bottom upon returning to his reality. Fortunately he was able to keep a firm hold on the delivery crate that contained the real Matthew Mallard.
“That was fla-mazing, Pip!” Freddy exclaimed while standing himself on a single foot and posing like a pink flamingo lawn ornament.
BEEP-BLOOP-BEEP
The new mother and father helped their first child out of the crate and gave him an affectionate cuddle as Pip answered a call coming in on the Flight Pad he and Freddy used.
“Yes, Captain Beakman?” he asked while working to regain his composure.
“Hey, Captain Beakman!” cheered Freddy as he ran to join his friend. “You won’t believe what just happened…!”
[b]*** Meanwhile – Back At ‘Boxer Beats Arena ***[/b[p/i]
“…Unbelievable!” Oxnard boomed over the roaring crowd. “It would seem that diapers are truly magic for Little Granny Mac!”
“Shomething sheems jusht a wee bit fishy,” thought Bushy. “Avril wash shupposed to win.”
Oxnard playfully smacked his paw upon Bushy’s back.
“That’s what you get for going against the underdog, Bushy,” he remarked. “Now go wash that fishy smell out of your beaver as we take a break to prepare for the last semifinal match to determine who will go against Little Mac for the $10 prize and be debriefed as this year’s ‘Boxer Beats’ champion!”
[i]In The Ring
“I can’t believe I lost,” said Avril Usal as she struggled back to her feet.
Yosh was playfully squirming in Macaroni’s arms as the elderly penguin stared with disbelief at the sight before her.
“What…,” she gasped. “What happened?”
Avril’s brother, Aro Usal, turned his attention away from his shocked sister to perform his official duties as referee for the ‘Boxer Beats’ tournament.
“Won you did,” he stammered. “Final is in you.”
The dino-duckling, who was now clad in his baby blue t-shirt and diaper-butt showing, dark blue colored jogging shorts, turned to face the surprised caretaker penguin.
“I knew you could do it!” he chirped while happily flapping his arms at his sides and wiggling his stubby tail. “Way to go!”
Outside The Ring
FROOM
“Dawn?” the fruity tanuki asked without taking his eyes from Macaroni’s surprise win. “All seems well for granting another wish for our friends.”
“Yes,” the yellow and orange colored serpent hissed after it seemingly appeared out of nowhere. “You are a good papa, Nikki.”
Nikki blushed while adjusting his green stocking cap.
“The little quacker just slept under my robes,” he replied. “It’s nice to have Thanks back. That Freddy Flamingo was, well, too much like that diaper wearing, dino-duck who is making all that noise with Macaroni.”
“Nikki?” inquired Thanks. “How are things looking for this happy ending to the tournament?”
The fruity tanuki turned to face the plushie-like, serpent dog who had been aiding him and Thanksalot in bringing joy to all who sought glory in ‘Boxer Beats’ while also separating Nishidor’s physical body from Thanks’ pet tanuki.
“All is how it should be,” stated Dawn as she wrapped her worm-like body around Nikki. “So long as you retain your memories after the reset.”
Nikki turned to Thanks, smiled, and resumed his watch on the events that were to unfold during this cycle through the ‘Boxer Beats’ tournament.
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Good job! :3 Wow I'm surprised you could squeeze in so much writing after just doin' a story the other day, hehe I was relaxin' in bed listening to this with my phone's speaker... which worked cause I got to the end of the story, but I think I need to reread some parts to better catch what was going on hehehe. Once I'm a lil less sicky I'll read again! But I at least got through it fully tonight! I can at least say it sounded like a big fun mash up of stuff, and I'm always flattered having my folks be a part of it, and I liked Mystery Science Theater comin' up at the start too!
I am very happy that you enjoyed the story, Oxnard. It was a joy to write and tons of fun to venture into the fun of 'Boxer Beats' and 'Further Realms' at the same time.
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The long-to-short of the story is, given Nishidor's omniopotent planeswalker abilities, a part of him is able to have some influence on the fabric of reality despite his physical form being merged with Thanks' poor tanuki. As the hookshot-shooting, nail wand wielding mischief maker he is, Nishidor decides to play a small hand, albeit subconciously, towards helping Thanks and his physical form return to normal. To do this, he taps into the dimension of T.O.T.S. to swap places between Macaroni and Thanks with Pip and Freddy to allow for Macaroni's match against Avril to be one she can win. (No GMILF could possibly outdance the far more fit of the Usals.).
Nikki and Dawn are aware something happened during the match. Thanks realizes there is another force at play towards her and Nikki's goal through working with Dawn, and Yosh and Macaroni are simply along for the ride with a lot of confusion that will never truly be understood. (I would believe Cooni would have some idea that a time & space event had occured, but I did not have time to write him in.).
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Overall, I had fun and am glad you liked how I played with your cast of characters while borrowing from their unique talents. :)
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The long-to-short of the story is, given Nishidor's omniopotent planeswalker abilities, a part of him is able to have some influence on the fabric of reality despite his physical form being merged with Thanks' poor tanuki. As the hookshot-shooting, nail wand wielding mischief maker he is, Nishidor decides to play a small hand, albeit subconciously, towards helping Thanks and his physical form return to normal. To do this, he taps into the dimension of T.O.T.S. to swap places between Macaroni and Thanks with Pip and Freddy to allow for Macaroni's match against Avril to be one she can win. (No GMILF could possibly outdance the far more fit of the Usals.).
Nikki and Dawn are aware something happened during the match. Thanks realizes there is another force at play towards her and Nikki's goal through working with Dawn, and Yosh and Macaroni are simply along for the ride with a lot of confusion that will never truly be understood. (I would believe Cooni would have some idea that a time & space event had occured, but I did not have time to write him in.).
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Overall, I had fun and am glad you liked how I played with your cast of characters while borrowing from their unique talents. :)
Haha oh that description actually helps a lot! I re-read the whole thing and understand it a lot better now. It's also no wonder it was confusing at first! It was confusing for all the characters too. And I guess it makes sense I couldn't keep track since everyone was switching around with someone else that fit themselves just perfect! Freddy Flamingo and Thanksalot the Flapinko (I like his way of saying Fla-mazing and stuff! How cute!) And it's funny how penguins seem to be named Pip often. Aside from a friend, there's also Piplup from Pokemon! Maybe it's related to them all Peeping. I also liked the mind over bladder pun with Macaroni ahaha, it was very good! And since I don't know much about T.O.T.S. I looked it up a bit, the cute baby delivery show with the flamingo and penguin ya like! The art style is super cute. :3 Like really good! It's ard to describe, but the animals are naturally very toony, and keep their different shapes and sizes, have just a bit of anthro to them - hopefully you got plushes there you can feel around of em! They're pretty adorable and a good sorta eye style, like My Little Pony but simplified. Either way! Lot of cute stuff, I'll have to look and see if there's much art of it. Haha, anyway, the TOTS duo seemed to make an okay replacement for Thanks and Mac in the boxing battle! I guess Freddy knows how to shake it well! Nikki sure does. Fun to see everyone included! And glad that Matt, er, Yosh, didn't end up at the wrong house or anything! And it sounds like his baby counterpart was under Nikki's robes maybe? Haha. Well very good! I'm glad I settled down and re-read. I can see why I got a lil lost, especially with quick paced text-to-audio, but it turned out very fun. :3 Good idea and good mix of interests. Haha, also one kinda unique thing about this story is probably, I dunno how many other people would be able to follow it like us! I was able to follow my characters with some help, but had to adapt to TOTS. Maybe a TOTS fan would be able to figure out the show's parts, but then be lost with my story characters. So! Even if not many others totally get the picture here, I'd think it still makes it a really special and unique story, something that we'll understand a bit better than others would! Definitely neat to share. nwn Hehe, anyway, thanks again, and great job writing!
Well, to be honest, I originally wanted it to be a story that was more about T.O.T.S. and how Freddy & Pip switched places with Thanks & Macaroni...
...Then the story started to write itself. Visions of Macaroni needing some help in her match against Avril Usal in 'Boxer Beats' popped in my noodle. This spun to how Nishidor's Eternal Spirit may have been able to aid his living avatar, Nikki, to do what Nikki and Thanks could not do alone. (I was going with how you have Faux Farewell spiritually attached to Cooni. As his spirit lives beyond his body and Nishidor and Thanksalot are all-being, all-seeing, all-playful, eternal planeswalkers who transcend the laws of time and space, it stands to reason that Nishidor can exist in multiple realities and manifest more than one body to serve as his primary way to interact with the realm of mortals.).
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I really liked how you wrote the story of Thanksalot being upset with Nishidor for allowing himself to be destroyed by Avis Brightwing. The feelings she had about how willy-nilly he is when it comes to his eternal existance and how hurt she felt for not knowing where to find his spirit were quite touching. ([i]I believe she did find him after his adventures in AMILF?[/i[).
What makes Thanksalot most endearing is how she has a very special bond with Nishidor and, regardless of how willy-nilly he is in their cosmic adventures, she is always there to support him and be his eternal companion. I also like, if I am remembering right, how Nishidor put forth his powers to save her beloved tanuki. This caused a bit of an issue, but Nikki is still Nishidor and Thanks is doing all she can to get her friend back to how she knows and loves him.
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As I thought of the bonds the characters have, along with how I know not many folks really read my stories, I decided to write this tale of T.O.T.S. in a way that made me feel best while showing you how your characters are extra special and appreciated by yours duckily.
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I'll send you a few fun links to quickly see some of the 'Gayvians' in action from the show. I'll time ark what i find to make them easy listens / views.
*Snugs* Thanks for reading and for taking time to discuss all we discussed. I missed our talks and am glad to have another with you after such a long hiatus from quality conversations. :)
...Then the story started to write itself. Visions of Macaroni needing some help in her match against Avril Usal in 'Boxer Beats' popped in my noodle. This spun to how Nishidor's Eternal Spirit may have been able to aid his living avatar, Nikki, to do what Nikki and Thanks could not do alone. (I was going with how you have Faux Farewell spiritually attached to Cooni. As his spirit lives beyond his body and Nishidor and Thanksalot are all-being, all-seeing, all-playful, eternal planeswalkers who transcend the laws of time and space, it stands to reason that Nishidor can exist in multiple realities and manifest more than one body to serve as his primary way to interact with the realm of mortals.).
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I really liked how you wrote the story of Thanksalot being upset with Nishidor for allowing himself to be destroyed by Avis Brightwing. The feelings she had about how willy-nilly he is when it comes to his eternal existance and how hurt she felt for not knowing where to find his spirit were quite touching. ([i]I believe she did find him after his adventures in AMILF?[/i[).
What makes Thanksalot most endearing is how she has a very special bond with Nishidor and, regardless of how willy-nilly he is in their cosmic adventures, she is always there to support him and be his eternal companion. I also like, if I am remembering right, how Nishidor put forth his powers to save her beloved tanuki. This caused a bit of an issue, but Nikki is still Nishidor and Thanks is doing all she can to get her friend back to how she knows and loves him.
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As I thought of the bonds the characters have, along with how I know not many folks really read my stories, I decided to write this tale of T.O.T.S. in a way that made me feel best while showing you how your characters are extra special and appreciated by yours duckily.
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I'll send you a few fun links to quickly see some of the 'Gayvians' in action from the show. I'll time ark what i find to make them easy listens / views.
*Snugs* Thanks for reading and for taking time to discuss all we discussed. I missed our talks and am glad to have another with you after such a long hiatus from quality conversations. :)
Hehe that kinda thing happens often! Sometimes we get an idea, and wanna write or draw it out, but by the end something else kinda takes over! And haha, I was wondering about how Nishidor and Nikki sounded more like two different characters here, but your explanation makes sense. Being able to exist at different times, separating themselves, etc. all sounds within the further realm of possibilities!
And aw, thank you! Thanks's story isn't one of mine everyone has read either, but I'm glad ya like it! I figure if Nishidor is a big explorer but also has so much uh luck or whatever not happening his way, it's probably tough for an eternal companion like her to deal with! And yes, in Zelda: A MILF, she got a lil note at the end showing her resemblance to Saria, so the two can always be best friends in there too! Funny enough I guess it makes my A MILF kinda like Majora's Mask, with similar faces being part of a new Zelda Adventure without really mentioning it, as if they've just always been part of that world. Hehe, Thanksalot's story in Boxer Beats is probably one of my favorite, or a big highlight, so I hope ya enjoy it when it's posted! (Heck, it's in the later half which I haven't even written yet... but it's got a lot of fun in it!)
Hehe the Gayvians in T.O.T.S. (or tits) are cute! I listened to a song in it last night about the penguin always having the flamingo's wing and helpin' him when he's scared, it was very cute!
And aw, thank you! Thanks's story isn't one of mine everyone has read either, but I'm glad ya like it! I figure if Nishidor is a big explorer but also has so much uh luck or whatever not happening his way, it's probably tough for an eternal companion like her to deal with! And yes, in Zelda: A MILF, she got a lil note at the end showing her resemblance to Saria, so the two can always be best friends in there too! Funny enough I guess it makes my A MILF kinda like Majora's Mask, with similar faces being part of a new Zelda Adventure without really mentioning it, as if they've just always been part of that world. Hehe, Thanksalot's story in Boxer Beats is probably one of my favorite, or a big highlight, so I hope ya enjoy it when it's posted! (Heck, it's in the later half which I haven't even written yet... but it's got a lot of fun in it!)
Hehe the Gayvians in T.O.T.S. (or tits) are cute! I listened to a song in it last night about the penguin always having the flamingo's wing and helpin' him when he's scared, it was very cute!
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