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It's Beginning To Suck A Lot At Walmart
Now that Halloween is over, the stores can now begin to decorate for Christmas.
The lyrics for this parody were done by
pocketducks
The voice of the college employee is Insane Ian, who recently released a CD of mostly Video Game parodies, including a parody of "TiK ToK" named "DiG DuG", which can be found on The FuMP.
The voice of the store announcer is Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad. He's a professional voiceover artist, and a great dementia artist as well. He also can be found on [url=http://www.thefump.com]The FuMP[url].
This is a parody of "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" by Meredith Wilson, of The Music Man fame.
Enjoy!!
The lyrics for this parody were done by
pocketducksThe voice of the college employee is Insane Ian, who recently released a CD of mostly Video Game parodies, including a parody of "TiK ToK" named "DiG DuG", which can be found on The FuMP.
The voice of the store announcer is Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad. He's a professional voiceover artist, and a great dementia artist as well. He also can be found on [url=http://www.thefump.com]The FuMP[url].
This is a parody of "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" by Meredith Wilson, of The Music Man fame.
Enjoy!!
Category Music / Pop
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 120 x 120px
File Size 2.75 MB
As a guy whose hatred for Wal-Mart approaches the visceral, I loved this parody. I had to go there yesterday, just to buy a friggin' plastic bottle with measurements I needed that I somehow failed to find at three other stores in my neighborhood.
When I got home, I took a shower...
When I got home, I took a shower...
Ah man, I know that "did you even buy this here?!" situation all too well. I was so happy when this one item had a Target tag right on it, because that made it both easier to say no AND to help the customer to return it to the correct store. There were no arguments about that, lol!
The receipt-less returns were horrible, though. Not everybody understood that if it was half price last week, we have to assume that's how much they paid.
The receipt-less returns were horrible, though. Not everybody understood that if it was half price last week, we have to assume that's how much they paid.
Insane Ian?????? HOLY FUCK!!!!! I know him!!!! We used to hang out a lot when I went to college and sometimes we'd ride the bus home together!!! He went to Essex Community College and we took Math together! I even still have a song we wrote together about Lando Calrissian!
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
More than usually so
Grouchy customers left and right
From morning all through the night
I wish that I could tell them where to go
("Hey, you can go straight to notions.")
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
All throughout the store
I'm running so aimlessly
From hardware to grocery
And my feet are sore
("And I'm wearing Odor Eaters!")
Someone's buying a gun for his eight-year-old son
So they can go hunting next week
And over in toys, there's plenty of noise
And tempers are reaching a peak
And though our sales are through the roof
My paycheck's looking bleak
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
I force a smile all day
I bet they don't have this fuss
At Target or Toys 'R Us
My hair is prematurely turning gray
("And I'm still in college!")
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
Aching back and knees
And the last-minute sales and deals
Will make Black Friday feel
Like a it was a breeze
("Attention shoppers! We presently have a special on non-digital black and white TVs for only $14.75 in electronics!")
("And over in housewares we have one slice toasters, perfect for that college student, for only $132.49!")
("And in our grocery department a complete turducken kit, without the birds, for only $74.95!")
("And of course in Toys we have the new Single Mom Barbie Doll to prepare that little girl for life as a trailer trash mom for only $49.98!")
I was nearly crushed in a massive rush
As they poured into Layaway
They all want a Wii or a PS3
That's on backordered 'til May
And if I didn't need the money
I would quit today
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
Soon I'm going to crack
But what makes my stomach churn
Is when customers return
And they bring gifts back
("Do you have a receipt for this?")
Yes, they bring gifts back
("Did you even buy this here?")
More than usually so
Grouchy customers left and right
From morning all through the night
I wish that I could tell them where to go
("Hey, you can go straight to notions.")
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
All throughout the store
I'm running so aimlessly
From hardware to grocery
And my feet are sore
("And I'm wearing Odor Eaters!")
Someone's buying a gun for his eight-year-old son
So they can go hunting next week
And over in toys, there's plenty of noise
And tempers are reaching a peak
And though our sales are through the roof
My paycheck's looking bleak
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
I force a smile all day
I bet they don't have this fuss
At Target or Toys 'R Us
My hair is prematurely turning gray
("And I'm still in college!")
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
Aching back and knees
And the last-minute sales and deals
Will make Black Friday feel
Like a it was a breeze
("Attention shoppers! We presently have a special on non-digital black and white TVs for only $14.75 in electronics!")
("And over in housewares we have one slice toasters, perfect for that college student, for only $132.49!")
("And in our grocery department a complete turducken kit, without the birds, for only $74.95!")
("And of course in Toys we have the new Single Mom Barbie Doll to prepare that little girl for life as a trailer trash mom for only $49.98!")
I was nearly crushed in a massive rush
As they poured into Layaway
They all want a Wii or a PS3
That's on backordered 'til May
And if I didn't need the money
I would quit today
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
Soon I'm going to crack
But what makes my stomach churn
Is when customers return
And they bring gifts back
("Do you have a receipt for this?")
Yes, they bring gifts back
("Did you even buy this here?")
I'm glad I remembered this: http://www.retailcomicstrip.com/com.....rs-of-torture/
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