hahahha!

I need to like... put down the tablet.

Your MOM's a dolphin. XD

"Hey buddy, MY WIFE'S A SEA MAMMAL!"

Ah, Rocko's Modern Life. How I miss thee.

Completely... nakeeeeeeeeeed.

I'M A WILD PIG.

... it's sad that I could do this for hours if need be.

Not the little Poots!

Yeah, sad but awesome XD

MUST.. REMOVE.. CUPS..

Hefer... is that a sausage in your pocket?

Tastes like wolf spit!

"Boom, Shwati, Woosh!"

"I can't swim in that water! FISH ARE DATING IN IT!"

"Beaver"

"Soooometimes..."

"Wait! where's that button that makes everything all wiggly..."

"The right one daddy :3"

One my faves.

My favorite one is kind of lame: "What a cute dog! Is he a whippet?"

See, because we had a whippet growing up and it wasn't a dog you heard much about. Even if Spunky clearly was a bull terrier. xD

OMFG... lolz my pants off! :D

That is funny, and true. Works great, cause I do it with my mate, and we both hate her mother.

The dirty things we've said o.o

'Your father' just doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

Yeah, that, and her father would kick my butt ^^;

Heh heh...Perfect hun...Perfect

which anime con?

Well, it'd be a fictional one. But my con of choice is Otakon. :)

I just went to anime kun detour so I thoughs I'd ask

Motherfuker you BEST be going I'ma make a LEELEE head...ONLY and break anime cons rules

There's a con rule against LeeLee heads? DUDE you're like famous.

That's only the BEST COMEBACK EVER.

I have yet to find a rebuttal that works.

Best is when someone responds "Your dad" to me... Nothing like making fun of a dead parental unit. :D

I make 'em feel like assholes. <3~

heheh, you jus' said rebuttal....heheheh.....

Now now young man. I see you getting that gleam in your eye. Don't you even think about it!

think about doing....what?? :evilgrin:

I just skip the whole mom thing and end up with something like this:

"where is my telephone?"
"YOUR A TELEPHONE"

or

"wow your drawing is adorable nate"
"YOUR ADORABLESHIT wait"

I admire the cut of your jib, good sir.

YOUR A GOOD SIR

HOW DID YOU KNOW I DRESS IN DRAG?

YOUR MOMS A GOOD SIR

PERFECTEST COMEBACK.

See, now if we used this in war? There'd be no stopping us.

Well, it could work in reverse too- that's why the Geneva convention B& it.

"We think ya' might be harburin' wehpins' a' mass destruction."

"Your mom's harbouring weapons of mass destruction!"

"aww hell."

The truth comes out. Bush can't stands anyone insulting his momma.

That's why he doesn't wanna pull out, yo.

Dolphins for the EPIC WIN.

Hehe, i have many a chortle. MANY A CHORTLE I SAY. >:O

Chortle is an awesome word. 100 points to Gryffindor.

YES. I shall now chortle some more. *Does so*

It should have been a pokemon stead of "squirttle"

Chortle chortle :B

That would be the best pokemon ever

classic comeback earns you +5 points

Please be redeemable at Best Buy please be redeemable at Best Buy...

XD sure, why not

i said this to my husband once in front of my mother-in-law...it wasn't very well received then unfortunately

Yeaaaah Moms aren't a big fan of this joke.

We do that here, only we call it The Montour Response / Solution / etc. I think everybody makes up their own name for what it is. XD

(I think YOUR -MOM- makes up her own name for what it is!)

I figured someone somewhere had already named it. Ah well. xD

Oh gawd I do this... I mean seriously that's like the freaking comedic apex. And then my friend always replies with "Your FACE blabbidy blabbidy blah" and so I go "Your MOM's FACE! blahbidy blahbidy blah", and it just gets progressively more /b/tarded... or retarded... is there even a difference? No wait /b/tarded has more harbl.

hee hee

WAIT A SECOND!!!

I've been following this law for six years! However, seeing as it has already been named after NOT ME, I'd like to add an amendment to it:

One cannot set up one's own "Your Mom" joke. That is, you can't say, "That was awesome!" and then reply to yourself with "Your Mom was awesome!" No matter how great the resulting Your Mom joke happens to be.

Oh man, I do this for EVERYTHING ANYONE says. "Hey man, that was a pretty cool videogame." "Your Mom was a pretty cool videogame . . . last night!" Also, adding "OOOOOOOH!" to the end makes it even better.

You two are funny FUNNY girls! You know that?! Love that humor.

Like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAAIx2Tfasw

~Otaku-Man

You can't trust dolphins, they smile all the time!

Hey, mom IS a little cliche... She's the typical short, irish tempered modern mom. Wait... that ain't very cliche. ^_^;
My mom's a scary woman... o_o

*snickers*

That is the correct answer

we would also have accepted "your face" or "your butt"

YOUR BUTT'S A LITTLE CLICHE.

Woooow. New doors have been opened to me! :D

hahaha i do this kinda stuff ALL THE TIME (its actually starting to annoy my friends now :0)

Hey, could be worse, you could be doing that game where you add '... in bed' to the end of every sentence.

YOUR MOM COULD BE WORSE IN BED
i do those too :0 and "your face" jokes. there should be a converse to burkhardts law stating there is no comeback to "your MOM's face" lol

With my friends, The full shpeel goes something like this:
"Your FACE is _____!"
"Your MOM is _____!"
"Your MOM'S FACE is _____!"
"Your MOM'S BOYFRIEND is _____!"
"Your DAD'S BOYFRIEND is _____!"
"He couldn't be _____. He's too busy sucking cock."
"Your MOM'S COCK!"
"Is bigger than your cock!"

But the last three aren't always used anyway, and sometimes people don't know them all...

With my icon, how could I *not* post here? XD

Eeeeeexcellent.

YOUR MOM was excellent! xD

Your mom is a 16 ton whale with an eating disorder, 337 kids, 9885 grandkids, and a collection of tipped scales!
ROFL