Max Can't Fap by Scrimno -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

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Max Can't Fap

By Scrimno,
posted 15 years ago Photographer

I saw an "I can't fap to this" meme from a long time ago and thought I'd squeeze one out. It's just a quickie with some dirty shading.

Original meme: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/884971/

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15 years ago

Maybe he can't fap at all... but perhaps he could get someone to give him a "helping hand"? lol x3

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15 years ago

I dunno, who knows how many "appendages" he's missing? :3

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15 years ago

Well, if he's also missing certain "appendage" down there it doesn't really matter 'cause there's an easy solution: strap on! there you go, now he has something to fap xD

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15 years ago

Most strap-ons require one's legs in order to strap onto. Plus he's still a torsomeow with no arms to fap with :3

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15 years ago

Yeah, and I guess having someone else help him with that wouldn't really change the fact that HE can't fap anyway. Oh well, I bet he can still come up with something to "entertain himself" from time to time x3

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15 years ago

Like figuring out how to maintain balance upright XD

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15 years ago

lol, I bet that takes quite some time to figure out

Ugh, I'd go friggin crazy if I didn't have my arms... how would I be supposed to play my videogames, by holding a joystick with my maw? no thanks D:

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15 years ago

We just covered this: Strap-on! They don't call it a joystick for nothin. You control it by humping against objects.

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15 years ago

I could pretty much use a wiimote as a strap-on or something *does some pelvic thrusting in front of his tv* This is gonna look weird xD

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15 years ago

I have a flight stick for the NES that could be used like that... It also has suction cups on the bottom!

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15 years ago

Sounds both awesome and creepy at the same time

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15 years ago

All it needs is force feedback vibration XD

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15 years ago

Tie your cellphone to it and call yourself... there you go, now it vibrates x3

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