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list of their pros and cons UwU



Qwertent - Pros

Very nice to cuddle with
Likes same music as pretty much everyone
lets you dress him up in pretty pink dresses ｡◕‿‿◕｡
Makes the most sexy god damn moans
He will follow almost everything i say UnU
Is the best husband i could ask for ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Qwertent - Cons

Eats everything in your house, he could eat the whole store stock in 2 days
Annoying when you try to hold his hand, cuz its EmBaRrAsSiNg
Will start to actually chew on your ears if he's hungry. Im not kidding.
Will choke on air and scare you half to death
Complains when u call him ur, 'Baby Boy' UoU

Sakai (Red) - Pros

Actually takes care of his hygiene
Can do all your work for you in under 5 minutes (well used to-)
Has some of the most comfy hugs e v e r
will pay for the food if you go out to eat somewhere
Lets you borrow his necklaces

Sakai - Cons

Can be really mean/Annoying when tired
Usually has a smug look on ( i do too tho so--)
Will unplug your charger even if yours it at 5% and his is at 87%
Will take your stuff and won't bring it back

Konton ( Pink) - Pros

Well get coffee and donuts randomly and bring them to you
Like a support stuffed animal (He's always there to talk to when your going through some tough shit)
Is the king of crocheting and will make some cool crap for ya
Likes to draw

Konton - Cons

Can be annoying and try to take over the place when things get rough
Will scare the life out of you
will make you take 777777777777 meds if you don't eat for 3 days
Hides my Freaking C O C A I N E


well thats all folks see you soon!~
Salutes*