Height: 5’11”
Height: 366 Lbs.
Age: 46
Species: Panda
Finishers: Stink Face/Double Leg Cradle (Rana Pinfall)

A very erotic wrestler, second only to Ludsus. Also, like Ludsus, Uzondu doesn’t hide his sexuality. The panda is always up for on-the-spot sex, not being that picky about whom he does it with. It’s not that the panda doesn’t have caution, but to say that Uzondu is conservative with sex is an understatement.

Uzondu is all fat, a fact that the panda enjoys showing off, which reflects the diverse taste of The Men’s Arena. There is a type of eye candy for everyone, and the panda loves being eye candy. Uzondu is not attention needy, but he does like being the luscious fruit of everyone’s eyes.

Not the most committed of the wrestlers, Uzondu is entertaining enough to be kept around. The panda is more concerned with how much fun he can have rather that any measure of his athleticism. As a result of these two factors, Uzondu takes the position of a part timer rather than a full timer like most everyone else. Also, the fact that the panda is the least athletic wrestler on the main roster also keep him in the part time position.

Uzondu is a prostitute for his day job. The panda enjoys his job, the main reason being that he gets to do the thing he likes the most. He is also very good at his job, getting clients that normally would go out with him to become a reoccurring customer.

Uzondu is also on his third wife, his first two voluntarily leaving him. Both left because they were uncomfortable with the panda’s line of work. The first wife felt like Uzondu was giving himself away to others and not committing to her, the divorce being fraught with hatred from her. The second leaving because she wasn’t into a lot of the risks involved with being prostitute, leaving the panda on good, but still disheartening terms.

Uzondu had been with his current wife for about five years, and so far, things seem fine. He wants to provide a good life for her, but that runs on the hope that his current wife will stay with him long enough for the panda to do so. Being through as many bad relationships as Uzondu has been through makes the panda both hopeful and pessimistic.

Uzondu doesn’t have a wrestling style so much as a ring personality. His presence takes priority over his wrestling ability, which is mediocre at best. The panda also has no desire to improve his wrestling, which hasn’t caused any real problems thus far.