Thanks to
level1-1crusader and a dream I had few months ago I have come up with a story for my persona Captain Frying Pan investigating a strange disappearance of all the people in a theme park.
Story:
Narrator: We join our hero as he is attending to a brand new robotic theme park that just recently opened to the public. Inside he sees rides, attractions and food stands all controlled by robots and everyone is enjoying it. From space rockets rides to computerized restaurants even the public bathrooms are robotics.
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! It's like the future is right here in public. LOOK! Tiny little paper cups that holds your condiments for your hot dogs? What does the future hold for us?
Waiter robot: Not for long human.
Captain Frying Pan: Huh?
Waiter robot: Soda sir?
Captain Frying Pan: Sure. Mmm...prune soda...PRUNE SODA?! OH MAN! BATHROOM!
He zooms towards one of the computerized bathrooms pushing the open button but said "Error please try again!" he kept on pushing the button and still keep getting the same message over and over again.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh come on! There's got to be another bathroom somewhere! Oh man! HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOLD IT!
He keeps going to one bathroom to another but all kept saying "Error please try again!"
Captain Frying Pan: Just my luck...I gotta go! I gotta go! I know!
He zooms at super speed and ran out of the theme park to a construction site and found a porta-potty. After relieving himself he zooms back to the theme park to enjoy the rest of his outing.
Captain Frying Pan: Thank you super powers. Now to enjoy my...stay? Huh?
When he came back he saw that the entire theme park was empty. The rides have stopped, the booths were empty, he figured that the park must have closed but when he got to the parking lot it was still full of cars like they were just abandoned.
Captain Frying Pan: Okay this has creepypasta written all over it. Where is everyone? It's like everyone has just vanish...could it be? Did the world ended somehow? Is it possible? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M THE LAST MAN ON EARTH! DARN YOU! DARN YOU ALL THE HECK! What will I do? All my friends and loved ones! Gone...gone forever. Some superhero I...I just let the whole world end on my watch. How will I go on? How will I lived? I guess there is only one thing to do right now.
(Post apocalypse montage starts)
Narrator: Soon our hero is making the most of his apocalyptic nightmare by joy riding on one of the theme parks trams.
Captain Frying Pan: WHOO-HOO! BURN RUBBER BABY!
Narrator: Making a mountain of ice cream sundae with all 400 flavors.
Captain Frying Pan: Aw sundaes a well balance part of your post apocalyptic nightmare diet.
Narrator: Playing dress up with all the theme park costumes.
Captain Frying Pan: * Wearing a top-hat* Ah me proud beauty you won't marry me so it's out in the snow with you! * Wearing a blonde lady wig* Oh you brute what kind of a woman you think I am? * Slaps himself* Talking me like that I can make it out on my own without a man these days. I am woman hear me roar honey!
Narrator: To some light reading.
Captain Frying Pan has found some comics in the gift shop and starts reading them with glasses.
Captain Frying Pan: At least I can enjoy some comics in peace. * Glasses falls off and breaks* No...NOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S NOT FAIR! THERE WAS TIME NOW! THERE WAS... * With realization* Wait...I don't wear glasses. Silly me!
Narrator: To playing guitar even though he knows he's terrible at it.
(Montage ends)
Captain Frying Pan pulls off a bad riff on the guitar from the concert stadium giving himself a bow.
Captain Frying Pan: WHEW! Now that was a fun 30 minutes of my end-of-the-world nightmare. Aw but it just not the same without any people around. Sure some of them picked on me because of my body weight but a lot of them been nice to me. Especially my friends. I'll miss my Aunts, my Uncles, my cousins, some of my buddies I made friends over the years. Especially Dr. Hanan she started out as my doctor now became one of my dearest friends always looked out for me. I just wish I had a clue what happen to...huh?
He hears a faint sound of a little girl crying. He follows the sound to a gaming booth among the stuff animal prizes he saw a young black American boy around 10 and a young Asian American girl around 7. Both were hiding in the booth looking scared.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey kids are you two okay?
Boy: Oh man are we glad to see a human face. You are human right?
Captain Frying Pan: Hey I may look like a gorilla but I'm human.
Boy: Boy I am sure glad to hear that.
Captain Frying Pan: What happened?
Boy: It's the robots! It just happened so fast all of us were enjoying the theme park but then suddenly the robots started grabbing people and carried them off. She and I ducked in here to hide from the robots.
Girl: They took my Daddy.
Boy: And they got my Mom.
Captain Frying Pan: Don't worry kids. I'm Captain Frying Pan I'm stronger than a jawbreaker candy, more powerful than a pizza oven, able to deliver your fast food orders in under 30 minutes or less. I fight for truth, justice and the fried fast food way of life! TRA-LA-LA! I'll get your parents back. Do you two have any idea where they have taken everyone?
Boy: At that big robotic mountain is where I saw them taking everyone before we went hiding. My name is Arron Clinton.
Girl: I'm Lacie Wang.
Captain Frying Pan: Okay now I want you two to stay close to me. Hold on tight.
Captain Frying Pan carried the kids in his arms and flew upward the robotic mountain. After he gently set the kids down and crashing into a trash can. They made their way to the entrance where it has been roped off to the public with a sign saying "Closed for repairs"
Captain Frying Pan: No doubt this where those robots must have taken everyone. But why are they kidnapping everyone? Kids stay close to me and watch your head. * Bumps his head on the entrance* Good example!
They walked into the mountain for inside they see a doorway at the end of the cave and opened it to reveal that inside the mountain is a huge robotic factory. They saw a assembly line building robots after robots from waiters, vendors, maids, police, almost a line of robots even big huge muscular looking robots that look like police enforcers.
Arron: What are they doing?
Lacie: It looks scary.
Captain Frying Pan: It looks like a huge robot factory. I don't think these guys are ordinary robots. Hey kids I think I hear something.
They hear faint cries for help coming down at the end of the assembly line. They snuck in quietly and they saw the cries for help came from a huge cage where everyone from the park are locked in. The people kept pleading and begging for help a woman and a man turned and saw Arron and Lacie.
Woman: Arron!
Man: Lacie!
Arron: Mom!
Lacie: Daddy!
Lacie's Dad: Lacie how did you find us? Did the robots captured you too?
Lacie: No Captain Frying Pan help us find you.
Captain Frying Pan: I'll get all of you out just gotta work my magic. Tell me do any of you know who is making the robots kidnap you folks?
Arron's Mom: It's the robots themselves they are not from earth. This isn't just a robot factory it's a spaceship.
Captain Frying Pan: For who?
Lacie's Dad: FOR THEM!
He points at three shadowy figures in the corner with glowing yellow eyes and smiles. Captain Frying Pan holds out his magic frying pan for a fight. The three figures rolled out on their wheels to reveal themselves to be a trio of a family of robots, young a young robot boy wearing a baseball cap, one looks like a housewife from a 1950's sitcom, and one presume to be the father in a business suit all waving hello in a friendly matter.
Father robot: Well howdy doo there new neighbor. Look honey it seems the last remaining humans decides to come to us.
Mother robot: Oh goody that means more guests to send off. I am so happy!
Son robot: Mom, Dad can I least keep one of them for a pet? Can I huh? Can I huh?
Father Robot: Now, now son we don't keep humans for pets. They are too imperfect for us.
Son Robot: Aw golly gee whiz okay Dad!
Captain Frying Pan: These are the big scary robots in charge of this place?
Father Robot: Oh where are our matters programs? Allow me to introduce ourselves. We are the Perfections! I'm Mr. Perfection this is my wife Mrs. Perfection and this is our little boy Sonny Perfection.
Mrs. Perfection: Would any humans like some pies before we send you all hurling towards the endless void of space?
Captain Frying Pan: WHAT?!
Mr. Perfection: Allow me to explain. You see my family and I are robots from another planet. We were created by a group of theme park aliens to give their people on their planet a look on some human life on your planet earth. We are made to show them what a perfect average family is like. After the park close my family and I escape from being recycled and got into a rocket to your planet. However on our first discovery on your perfect but pitiful planet you humans show lots of imperfection on what a perfect human should be.
Captain Frying Pan: I'm gonna regret asking this but...what's your version of what perfection should be like?
Mr. Perfection: So glad you ask friend. You humans show many flaws I mean look some of you have dark skin, some of you are something called Orientals, some belong to some cult called LGBTQ, some of you talk funny, some of you don't even have blonde hair like ours, some of you are too poor or too rich, lots of you have too many religions, and what's worse you all show too many emotions. Anger, sadness, excitement, depressions, and so much more that you should all be perfectly happy like us. We are literally born to smile!
Mrs. Perfection: It's true we can't show any other emotions other than being perfectly happy.
Sonny Perfection: Isn't that swell?
Captain Frying Pan: You mean you robots are kidnapping us humans for being different from one another?
Mr. Perfection: Please allow me to finish. So we came up with this jolly fun plan we created theme parks that are traps for you humans so we can kidnap a large masses of you humans and bring them all here to our spaceship and after building robots to replace one city of people to take your place we will send this ship into space where you will spend the rest of your lives hurling around in the endless void of space. Then we move to the next city and the next one and the next until we send the entire earth populations into space and take over your planet making it the perfect home for us the perfect family. Isn't that neat?
Captain Frying Pan: That has to be the most stupidest plan I have ever heard just because you don't think we're perfect the way we are?
Mr. Perfection: Well golly my friend I'm sorry you feel that way. I guess you have to be the one human we have to eliminate.
Mrs. Perfection: No hard feelings.
Sonny Perfection: But it's going to be perfectly fun destroying you. Right Dad?
Mr. Perfection: That is so true sport! Okay boys time to tear this human apart and try not to get some blood stains on the floor the cleaning units just got it mopped perfectly.
Soon huge robotic police force came in surrounding Captain Frying Pan.
Captain Frying Pan: Kids go help free your parents and the others. I got this. * To the robots* Hey are you guys the kind of robots that shoots lasers out of your eyes?
He got his answers when the robots blasted green lasers from their eyes at the Captain leaving him burnt and charred.
Captain Frying Pan: * Coughs out smoke* Yep...your the kind who shoots lasers all right! * Shakes to his senses* Time to cook up some Justice. EAT PAN ROBOTIC RAIDERS FROM ANOTHER WORLD! HAH HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
He keeps banging his frying pan on the robots but it doesn't do much on them except for making loud banging noises until Captain Frying Pan starts breathing hard and running low on energy.
Captain Frying Pan: * Panting hard* Huff...huff...hoy...well do you guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?
One of the robots grabbed hold of Captain Frying Pan and using it's free hand to make a huge fist ready to punch his face in.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh this is gonna hurt!
The giant robotic fist punched the Captain sending him flying to a wall, then he slid down the wall like a tumbling sticky toy until he hit the floor.
Captain Frying Pan: I was right! I can't give up! I must stop these robotic fiends. Okay you buckets of bolts now I'm really tick off!
One of the robots launched a missile at the captain. He holds up his magic frying pan and as soon the missile hits the pan it got turned into a huge submarine sandwich.
*Popeye the sailor theme type music plays in background *
He ate the sandwich and regained new energy. He flex his muscles to show an image of a tornado plowing around a country side. Soon he rushed up to one of the robotic guards and with one punch it got turned into a pile of scarps. As the Captain kept the robots busy focusing on him, Arron and Lacie quickly finds the controls that releases the cage door freeing everyone inside and they all made their escape out of the mountain.
Captain Frying Pan is easily defeating each robots, two tried to surround him but he took each of them by their arms and spun like a toy top destroying each robot charging towards him. Soon he destroyed the entire robotic police force leaving them piles of broken metals and scarps.
Sonny Parent: DAD! He's breaking all of our stuff!
Mr. Perfection: Well son I guess we'll just have to release all the other robots...GET HIM! You can't tell by my face but I am feeling really angry right now!
Soon he releases the other robots but like the police force they too been broken and defeated by Captain Frying Pan.
Arron: Captain we got everyone out.
Captain Frying Pan: Good now I just have one more thing to take care of.
After destroying the other robots. The Perfections tried to escape but Captain Frying Pan zoom at super speed and blocked their escape. Then using his frying pan he gently tapped their bodies turning them into gingerbreads leaving only their heads intact. After taking the heads of the Perfections with him he hands them over to a real police officer and then he lifted up the robotic mountain factory with one hand and using his free hand with the magic frying pan he smacks the giant factory hurling it towards the sun destroying it completely.
Arron hugged his Mom and Lacie hugged her Dad as they are happy to be reunited.
Lacie's Dad: I am so happy you are safe. It's so hard being a single parent I thought this place would be a great place to take your mind off of...well...
Arron's Mom: You're a single parent?
Lacie's Dad: I lost my wife to an illness when Lacie was 5. You?
Arron's Mom: Divorce. I thought I was my husband's number one. Turns out he's been seeing two other number one's. It's hasn't been easy for me and my son...My name is Emma Clinton.
Lacie's Dad: Mark Woo. Maybe we can discuss this over coffee maybe?
Emma: I would like that.
Arron: Thank you Captain for saving my Mom and her Dad. But why did you save the heads? They should be smash in.
Captain Frying Pan: True but they are still criminals in a way and jail is where they belong. Besides they can work out a few flaws of their own.
Mr. Perfection: What? We don't have flaws! We are perfect. You are making us angry and you can't tell because we're smiling. We're always happy...happy...happy...HA-HAP-HAPPY! HAPPY! ERROR! ERROR! OVERLOAD ERROR!
Perfections: ERROR! ERRROR! ERRRRROOORRRRRRRRR!
Captain Frying Pan: YIKES! HAND ME THE HEADS THEY ARE GONNA BLOW!
He quickly grabs the heads and flew at super sonic speed high in the air until he was a tiny blue speck. Then the heads exploded sending him flying back on the ground burnt and charred once more.
Lacie: You okay Captain?
Arron: Wow! How is it that you are still alive after that?
Captain Frying Pan: * Coughs out smoke* I am what I am I'm an everyday man I'm Captain Frying Pan...UGH! * Faints*
The End.
Story and artwork and characters done by me.
level1-1crusader and a dream I had few months ago I have come up with a story for my persona Captain Frying Pan investigating a strange disappearance of all the people in a theme park.Story:
Narrator: We join our hero as he is attending to a brand new robotic theme park that just recently opened to the public. Inside he sees rides, attractions and food stands all controlled by robots and everyone is enjoying it. From space rockets rides to computerized restaurants even the public bathrooms are robotics.
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! It's like the future is right here in public. LOOK! Tiny little paper cups that holds your condiments for your hot dogs? What does the future hold for us?
Waiter robot: Not for long human.
Captain Frying Pan: Huh?
Waiter robot: Soda sir?
Captain Frying Pan: Sure. Mmm...prune soda...PRUNE SODA?! OH MAN! BATHROOM!
He zooms towards one of the computerized bathrooms pushing the open button but said "Error please try again!" he kept on pushing the button and still keep getting the same message over and over again.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh come on! There's got to be another bathroom somewhere! Oh man! HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOLD IT!
He keeps going to one bathroom to another but all kept saying "Error please try again!"
Captain Frying Pan: Just my luck...I gotta go! I gotta go! I know!
He zooms at super speed and ran out of the theme park to a construction site and found a porta-potty. After relieving himself he zooms back to the theme park to enjoy the rest of his outing.
Captain Frying Pan: Thank you super powers. Now to enjoy my...stay? Huh?
When he came back he saw that the entire theme park was empty. The rides have stopped, the booths were empty, he figured that the park must have closed but when he got to the parking lot it was still full of cars like they were just abandoned.
Captain Frying Pan: Okay this has creepypasta written all over it. Where is everyone? It's like everyone has just vanish...could it be? Did the world ended somehow? Is it possible? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M THE LAST MAN ON EARTH! DARN YOU! DARN YOU ALL THE HECK! What will I do? All my friends and loved ones! Gone...gone forever. Some superhero I...I just let the whole world end on my watch. How will I go on? How will I lived? I guess there is only one thing to do right now.
(Post apocalypse montage starts)
Narrator: Soon our hero is making the most of his apocalyptic nightmare by joy riding on one of the theme parks trams.
Captain Frying Pan: WHOO-HOO! BURN RUBBER BABY!
Narrator: Making a mountain of ice cream sundae with all 400 flavors.
Captain Frying Pan: Aw sundaes a well balance part of your post apocalyptic nightmare diet.
Narrator: Playing dress up with all the theme park costumes.
Captain Frying Pan: * Wearing a top-hat* Ah me proud beauty you won't marry me so it's out in the snow with you! * Wearing a blonde lady wig* Oh you brute what kind of a woman you think I am? * Slaps himself* Talking me like that I can make it out on my own without a man these days. I am woman hear me roar honey!
Narrator: To some light reading.
Captain Frying Pan has found some comics in the gift shop and starts reading them with glasses.
Captain Frying Pan: At least I can enjoy some comics in peace. * Glasses falls off and breaks* No...NOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S NOT FAIR! THERE WAS TIME NOW! THERE WAS... * With realization* Wait...I don't wear glasses. Silly me!
Narrator: To playing guitar even though he knows he's terrible at it.
(Montage ends)
Captain Frying Pan pulls off a bad riff on the guitar from the concert stadium giving himself a bow.
Captain Frying Pan: WHEW! Now that was a fun 30 minutes of my end-of-the-world nightmare. Aw but it just not the same without any people around. Sure some of them picked on me because of my body weight but a lot of them been nice to me. Especially my friends. I'll miss my Aunts, my Uncles, my cousins, some of my buddies I made friends over the years. Especially Dr. Hanan she started out as my doctor now became one of my dearest friends always looked out for me. I just wish I had a clue what happen to...huh?
He hears a faint sound of a little girl crying. He follows the sound to a gaming booth among the stuff animal prizes he saw a young black American boy around 10 and a young Asian American girl around 7. Both were hiding in the booth looking scared.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey kids are you two okay?
Boy: Oh man are we glad to see a human face. You are human right?
Captain Frying Pan: Hey I may look like a gorilla but I'm human.
Boy: Boy I am sure glad to hear that.
Captain Frying Pan: What happened?
Boy: It's the robots! It just happened so fast all of us were enjoying the theme park but then suddenly the robots started grabbing people and carried them off. She and I ducked in here to hide from the robots.
Girl: They took my Daddy.
Boy: And they got my Mom.
Captain Frying Pan: Don't worry kids. I'm Captain Frying Pan I'm stronger than a jawbreaker candy, more powerful than a pizza oven, able to deliver your fast food orders in under 30 minutes or less. I fight for truth, justice and the fried fast food way of life! TRA-LA-LA! I'll get your parents back. Do you two have any idea where they have taken everyone?
Boy: At that big robotic mountain is where I saw them taking everyone before we went hiding. My name is Arron Clinton.
Girl: I'm Lacie Wang.
Captain Frying Pan: Okay now I want you two to stay close to me. Hold on tight.
Captain Frying Pan carried the kids in his arms and flew upward the robotic mountain. After he gently set the kids down and crashing into a trash can. They made their way to the entrance where it has been roped off to the public with a sign saying "Closed for repairs"
Captain Frying Pan: No doubt this where those robots must have taken everyone. But why are they kidnapping everyone? Kids stay close to me and watch your head. * Bumps his head on the entrance* Good example!
They walked into the mountain for inside they see a doorway at the end of the cave and opened it to reveal that inside the mountain is a huge robotic factory. They saw a assembly line building robots after robots from waiters, vendors, maids, police, almost a line of robots even big huge muscular looking robots that look like police enforcers.
Arron: What are they doing?
Lacie: It looks scary.
Captain Frying Pan: It looks like a huge robot factory. I don't think these guys are ordinary robots. Hey kids I think I hear something.
They hear faint cries for help coming down at the end of the assembly line. They snuck in quietly and they saw the cries for help came from a huge cage where everyone from the park are locked in. The people kept pleading and begging for help a woman and a man turned and saw Arron and Lacie.
Woman: Arron!
Man: Lacie!
Arron: Mom!
Lacie: Daddy!
Lacie's Dad: Lacie how did you find us? Did the robots captured you too?
Lacie: No Captain Frying Pan help us find you.
Captain Frying Pan: I'll get all of you out just gotta work my magic. Tell me do any of you know who is making the robots kidnap you folks?
Arron's Mom: It's the robots themselves they are not from earth. This isn't just a robot factory it's a spaceship.
Captain Frying Pan: For who?
Lacie's Dad: FOR THEM!
He points at three shadowy figures in the corner with glowing yellow eyes and smiles. Captain Frying Pan holds out his magic frying pan for a fight. The three figures rolled out on their wheels to reveal themselves to be a trio of a family of robots, young a young robot boy wearing a baseball cap, one looks like a housewife from a 1950's sitcom, and one presume to be the father in a business suit all waving hello in a friendly matter.
Father robot: Well howdy doo there new neighbor. Look honey it seems the last remaining humans decides to come to us.
Mother robot: Oh goody that means more guests to send off. I am so happy!
Son robot: Mom, Dad can I least keep one of them for a pet? Can I huh? Can I huh?
Father Robot: Now, now son we don't keep humans for pets. They are too imperfect for us.
Son Robot: Aw golly gee whiz okay Dad!
Captain Frying Pan: These are the big scary robots in charge of this place?
Father Robot: Oh where are our matters programs? Allow me to introduce ourselves. We are the Perfections! I'm Mr. Perfection this is my wife Mrs. Perfection and this is our little boy Sonny Perfection.
Mrs. Perfection: Would any humans like some pies before we send you all hurling towards the endless void of space?
Captain Frying Pan: WHAT?!
Mr. Perfection: Allow me to explain. You see my family and I are robots from another planet. We were created by a group of theme park aliens to give their people on their planet a look on some human life on your planet earth. We are made to show them what a perfect average family is like. After the park close my family and I escape from being recycled and got into a rocket to your planet. However on our first discovery on your perfect but pitiful planet you humans show lots of imperfection on what a perfect human should be.
Captain Frying Pan: I'm gonna regret asking this but...what's your version of what perfection should be like?
Mr. Perfection: So glad you ask friend. You humans show many flaws I mean look some of you have dark skin, some of you are something called Orientals, some belong to some cult called LGBTQ, some of you talk funny, some of you don't even have blonde hair like ours, some of you are too poor or too rich, lots of you have too many religions, and what's worse you all show too many emotions. Anger, sadness, excitement, depressions, and so much more that you should all be perfectly happy like us. We are literally born to smile!
Mrs. Perfection: It's true we can't show any other emotions other than being perfectly happy.
Sonny Perfection: Isn't that swell?
Captain Frying Pan: You mean you robots are kidnapping us humans for being different from one another?
Mr. Perfection: Please allow me to finish. So we came up with this jolly fun plan we created theme parks that are traps for you humans so we can kidnap a large masses of you humans and bring them all here to our spaceship and after building robots to replace one city of people to take your place we will send this ship into space where you will spend the rest of your lives hurling around in the endless void of space. Then we move to the next city and the next one and the next until we send the entire earth populations into space and take over your planet making it the perfect home for us the perfect family. Isn't that neat?
Captain Frying Pan: That has to be the most stupidest plan I have ever heard just because you don't think we're perfect the way we are?
Mr. Perfection: Well golly my friend I'm sorry you feel that way. I guess you have to be the one human we have to eliminate.
Mrs. Perfection: No hard feelings.
Sonny Perfection: But it's going to be perfectly fun destroying you. Right Dad?
Mr. Perfection: That is so true sport! Okay boys time to tear this human apart and try not to get some blood stains on the floor the cleaning units just got it mopped perfectly.
Soon huge robotic police force came in surrounding Captain Frying Pan.
Captain Frying Pan: Kids go help free your parents and the others. I got this. * To the robots* Hey are you guys the kind of robots that shoots lasers out of your eyes?
He got his answers when the robots blasted green lasers from their eyes at the Captain leaving him burnt and charred.
Captain Frying Pan: * Coughs out smoke* Yep...your the kind who shoots lasers all right! * Shakes to his senses* Time to cook up some Justice. EAT PAN ROBOTIC RAIDERS FROM ANOTHER WORLD! HAH HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
He keeps banging his frying pan on the robots but it doesn't do much on them except for making loud banging noises until Captain Frying Pan starts breathing hard and running low on energy.
Captain Frying Pan: * Panting hard* Huff...huff...hoy...well do you guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?
One of the robots grabbed hold of Captain Frying Pan and using it's free hand to make a huge fist ready to punch his face in.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh this is gonna hurt!
The giant robotic fist punched the Captain sending him flying to a wall, then he slid down the wall like a tumbling sticky toy until he hit the floor.
Captain Frying Pan: I was right! I can't give up! I must stop these robotic fiends. Okay you buckets of bolts now I'm really tick off!
One of the robots launched a missile at the captain. He holds up his magic frying pan and as soon the missile hits the pan it got turned into a huge submarine sandwich.
*Popeye the sailor theme type music plays in background *
He ate the sandwich and regained new energy. He flex his muscles to show an image of a tornado plowing around a country side. Soon he rushed up to one of the robotic guards and with one punch it got turned into a pile of scarps. As the Captain kept the robots busy focusing on him, Arron and Lacie quickly finds the controls that releases the cage door freeing everyone inside and they all made their escape out of the mountain.
Captain Frying Pan is easily defeating each robots, two tried to surround him but he took each of them by their arms and spun like a toy top destroying each robot charging towards him. Soon he destroyed the entire robotic police force leaving them piles of broken metals and scarps.
Sonny Parent: DAD! He's breaking all of our stuff!
Mr. Perfection: Well son I guess we'll just have to release all the other robots...GET HIM! You can't tell by my face but I am feeling really angry right now!
Soon he releases the other robots but like the police force they too been broken and defeated by Captain Frying Pan.
Arron: Captain we got everyone out.
Captain Frying Pan: Good now I just have one more thing to take care of.
After destroying the other robots. The Perfections tried to escape but Captain Frying Pan zoom at super speed and blocked their escape. Then using his frying pan he gently tapped their bodies turning them into gingerbreads leaving only their heads intact. After taking the heads of the Perfections with him he hands them over to a real police officer and then he lifted up the robotic mountain factory with one hand and using his free hand with the magic frying pan he smacks the giant factory hurling it towards the sun destroying it completely.
Arron hugged his Mom and Lacie hugged her Dad as they are happy to be reunited.
Lacie's Dad: I am so happy you are safe. It's so hard being a single parent I thought this place would be a great place to take your mind off of...well...
Arron's Mom: You're a single parent?
Lacie's Dad: I lost my wife to an illness when Lacie was 5. You?
Arron's Mom: Divorce. I thought I was my husband's number one. Turns out he's been seeing two other number one's. It's hasn't been easy for me and my son...My name is Emma Clinton.
Lacie's Dad: Mark Woo. Maybe we can discuss this over coffee maybe?
Emma: I would like that.
Arron: Thank you Captain for saving my Mom and her Dad. But why did you save the heads? They should be smash in.
Captain Frying Pan: True but they are still criminals in a way and jail is where they belong. Besides they can work out a few flaws of their own.
Mr. Perfection: What? We don't have flaws! We are perfect. You are making us angry and you can't tell because we're smiling. We're always happy...happy...happy...HA-HAP-HAPPY! HAPPY! ERROR! ERROR! OVERLOAD ERROR!
Perfections: ERROR! ERRROR! ERRRRROOORRRRRRRRR!
Captain Frying Pan: YIKES! HAND ME THE HEADS THEY ARE GONNA BLOW!
He quickly grabs the heads and flew at super sonic speed high in the air until he was a tiny blue speck. Then the heads exploded sending him flying back on the ground burnt and charred once more.
Lacie: You okay Captain?
Arron: Wow! How is it that you are still alive after that?
Captain Frying Pan: * Coughs out smoke* I am what I am I'm an everyday man I'm Captain Frying Pan...UGH! * Faints*
The End.
Story and artwork and characters done by me.
Category All / All
Species Human
Size 1280 x 566px
File Size 124.1 kB
Listed in Folders
The Perfections' CPUs must've shorted out from the realization that they AREN'T
perfect after all. and triggered their self-destruct programs.
And I avoid ANYTHING prune-related. I can understand Captain Frying Pan about that!
Hated prune juice with the hatred of the Tsar Bomba. BLEAGH!!!
perfect after all. and triggered their self-destruct programs.
And I avoid ANYTHING prune-related. I can understand Captain Frying Pan about that!
Hated prune juice with the hatred of the Tsar Bomba. BLEAGH!!!
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