During one of my many heists,  m.mcallister88, being the brave and noble security guard, thought he could put a stop to yours truly. One kick in the crotch, a monster wedgie, and a blast from a ray gun that I totally didn't steal from Percival later, and this handsome bunch of feathers came out on top. The bank might be losing an amateur security guard, but basketball is about to get a brand new star!

A fun trade with  m.mcallister88 You can see his totally not canon half of the trade here -> https://twitter.com/MattValkyrie/status/1520514281359482880?t=YdCPwWkXkNxY_3N1rQuCCw&s=19