A bunch of Ozcuros are waiting in an alley. Used to robbing victims, this time they have a plan to score even more loot?
"The plan is simple - we lure the girl or guy by telling them about a great concert and that we know a way to get in free, and when we get to they alley we beat them up and take their money."
-"Are you sure this will work?"
-"Yes, of course! Have you spotted someone?"
-"Yep, an Ozcura."
-"...Would an Ozcura have money?"
-"We'll find out right away!
As they lure the Ozcura, a sparkling gleam began flicker in her eyes
"Oh, a concert! I love music! Specially the one that goe TAM TATA TAM TATA TAM TAM TAM TAM!"
"Hey, hey, luv. Calm down. I'm glad you like our proposition, come with us, it'll be fun."
As soon as they arrive in the alley, the Ozcura starts to move faster and faster, and becomes completely unstable
"YES! YES! MUSIC! DANCING! DANCING! YES! YES! WOOOO!" The Ozcura starts "dancing", but it seems more like fighting as she punches one of the Ozcuros in the face - knocking him out in one hit!
"Shit! she's gone wild, knock her out now!"
Unfortunately for the Ozcuros, they didn't even have time to grab their batons before the dancing Ozcura started hitting them too!
As the pile of Ozcuro grew on the ground, the Ozcura was still riled up... but was the only conscious person in the alley!
"WHAT!? GUYS SLEEPING ALREADY? BUT THE SHOW HASN'T STARTED YET!"
She continued screaming and dancing... leaving the boys in the mud.
One of them whispered to another
-"This is the last time I'm getting close to an Ozcura."
"The plan is simple - we lure the girl or guy by telling them about a great concert and that we know a way to get in free, and when we get to they alley we beat them up and take their money."
-"Are you sure this will work?"
-"Yes, of course! Have you spotted someone?"
-"Yep, an Ozcura."
-"...Would an Ozcura have money?"
-"We'll find out right away!
As they lure the Ozcura, a sparkling gleam began flicker in her eyes
"Oh, a concert! I love music! Specially the one that goe TAM TATA TAM TATA TAM TAM TAM TAM!"
"Hey, hey, luv. Calm down. I'm glad you like our proposition, come with us, it'll be fun."
As soon as they arrive in the alley, the Ozcura starts to move faster and faster, and becomes completely unstable
"YES! YES! MUSIC! DANCING! DANCING! YES! YES! WOOOO!" The Ozcura starts "dancing", but it seems more like fighting as she punches one of the Ozcuros in the face - knocking him out in one hit!
"Shit! she's gone wild, knock her out now!"
Unfortunately for the Ozcuros, they didn't even have time to grab their batons before the dancing Ozcura started hitting them too!
As the pile of Ozcuro grew on the ground, the Ozcura was still riled up... but was the only conscious person in the alley!
"WHAT!? GUYS SLEEPING ALREADY? BUT THE SHOW HASN'T STARTED YET!"
She continued screaming and dancing... leaving the boys in the mud.
One of them whispered to another
-"This is the last time I'm getting close to an Ozcura."
Category All / All
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