i wants to hug the squirrels tail

espesly knowing your luck it would tf you after you drink it XD

Do not take coffee from a squirrel😋

You're right, Coffee is bad for you, Tea is better! XP

But... I love Coffee... :O

"I'm not addicted, these are just choices. I can stop whenever I want. *chugs back 20th cup of black instant like it was water*"

Virmir only drinks tree sap and occasionally potions

It's taken me years to manage to properly order a coffee that is almost consistently acceptable and requires minimal effort in instructing people how to make it. :v But then they don't stir it and then all the sugar is at the bottom of the cup, failing to do its job (and they don't give me a stick to stir it with). :V And I can't remember to remind them to stir it nor to ask for a stick.

Coffee is just too much hassle. Unless machines made it. It's so much easier to tell machines how to do things.

Beware the black brew of the bewitching bean, for it corrupts all who partake in it, warps the mind to crave it's vileness, grow addicted to it's stimulants!
Becoming dependent upon partaking of it's fluids merely to regain a doppelganger of their stolen vitality, it's cultists lose the ability to function in it's absence and, so indoctrinated, praise the Bean for elevating them from a lethargy now suffered by it's withdraw, it's boon now merely a restoration of that which it had taken from them.

我觉得咖啡还行吧（I think coffee is ok）

what about tea?

I feel that caffeine is the world's most legal drug. There is no age restriction to buy drinks that contain it and it's legal in every country. The only Caffeine products that seems to ban in some countries is "some energy drinks" in the EU.

good, I hate coffee

you know I don't like coffee, tea, or really any of those drinks. So I can understand that sentiment