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Rules are rules.
When I go into a new bar, I'm often asked for my ID.
I nod and remove my handpaw, produce my driver's license
and try to look like I know what I'm doing.
Sometimes the bartender will make a show of looking at my
license picture and then at me. They'll often crack a joke about
me growing my hair out or wearing colored contacts.
They will usually assume that the person in the suit is the same
as on the ID. Seems like a leap of faith to me, but there you are.
Rarely, they will ask that I remove my head before they'll serve me.
Sadly, I have to find a different establishment when that happens.
What I need is an ID with my fursuit picture on it...
Ambling down the boardwalk on this cool, autumn day, I decided
to duck into a new bar that looked cozy.
It was cozy in that it was crowded, but the crowd looked lively.
I made my way to the bar and ordered a beer.
The bartender looked me in the plastic eyes and said "ID please."
Being the good dog that I am, off came the handpaw and out came
the CDL. She gave it and me the once over and decided that I was
kosher. She passed my license back across the bar but my reactions
were slow. Rowdydrunkguy intercepted the card and proceeded to
play "out the furry" by loudly proclaiming my name and address.
Fun times.
Really, I don't care who knows that I fursuit. My real name is on my
FA page, for dog's sake. All my friends and co-workers know.
Heck, even my mom knows. She loves my suit...
I was only mildly bothered at the thought of trying to re-claim my
identity from drunkguy but I needn't have worried.
Jasmine, the ever vigilant bartenderess that she is, lept around the
bar with ninja speed and confronted drunkguy.
Then she used that voice.
Men know that voice. It's the one that'll make you stop what you're
doing with no questions asked. It's the one your mom used to warn you
about pointing that BB gun at your brother's head. It's the one that
your girlfriend uses when you are watching football instead of getting
ready to go to her sister's wedding. It's the one your wife resorts to when
you use her best steak knife as a screwdriver.
After a quick tongue lashing from the lovely Swede, drunkguy meekly
handed me back my license and apologized.
I told him no harm was done and he bought me my beer to keep
Jasmine happy.
He was drunk, but smart. That pissed-off-women's-voice will sober
you up faster than a cold shower.
The rest of the day was wonderful and I gave the happy paws to
Jasmine as I left. You bet I'll be back for another round.
I think it's time for a women president.
War would be a thing of the past.
She'd just have to use that voice...
When I go into a new bar, I'm often asked for my ID.
I nod and remove my handpaw, produce my driver's license
and try to look like I know what I'm doing.
Sometimes the bartender will make a show of looking at my
license picture and then at me. They'll often crack a joke about
me growing my hair out or wearing colored contacts.
They will usually assume that the person in the suit is the same
as on the ID. Seems like a leap of faith to me, but there you are.
Rarely, they will ask that I remove my head before they'll serve me.
Sadly, I have to find a different establishment when that happens.
What I need is an ID with my fursuit picture on it...
Ambling down the boardwalk on this cool, autumn day, I decided
to duck into a new bar that looked cozy.
It was cozy in that it was crowded, but the crowd looked lively.
I made my way to the bar and ordered a beer.
The bartender looked me in the plastic eyes and said "ID please."
Being the good dog that I am, off came the handpaw and out came
the CDL. She gave it and me the once over and decided that I was
kosher. She passed my license back across the bar but my reactions
were slow. Rowdydrunkguy intercepted the card and proceeded to
play "out the furry" by loudly proclaiming my name and address.
Fun times.
Really, I don't care who knows that I fursuit. My real name is on my
FA page, for dog's sake. All my friends and co-workers know.
Heck, even my mom knows. She loves my suit...
I was only mildly bothered at the thought of trying to re-claim my
identity from drunkguy but I needn't have worried.
Jasmine, the ever vigilant bartenderess that she is, lept around the
bar with ninja speed and confronted drunkguy.
Then she used that voice.
Men know that voice. It's the one that'll make you stop what you're
doing with no questions asked. It's the one your mom used to warn you
about pointing that BB gun at your brother's head. It's the one that
your girlfriend uses when you are watching football instead of getting
ready to go to her sister's wedding. It's the one your wife resorts to when
you use her best steak knife as a screwdriver.
After a quick tongue lashing from the lovely Swede, drunkguy meekly
handed me back my license and apologized.
I told him no harm was done and he bought me my beer to keep
Jasmine happy.
He was drunk, but smart. That pissed-off-women's-voice will sober
you up faster than a cold shower.
The rest of the day was wonderful and I gave the happy paws to
Jasmine as I left. You bet I'll be back for another round.
I think it's time for a women president.
War would be a thing of the past.
She'd just have to use that voice...
Category Photography / Fursuit
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If I had a fursuit, I'd be scared of a situation like that.
As for a woman to be president? That wouldn't be such a bad idea. I mean England's had quite a few Queens that helped get a lot done, such as the colonization of the New World and defending against foriegn invasion from the French and the Spanish and the Germans and Italians. Consider Queens Elizabeth, Victoria, and Mary, if you will.
As for a woman to be president? That wouldn't be such a bad idea. I mean England's had quite a few Queens that helped get a lot done, such as the colonization of the New World and defending against foriegn invasion from the French and the Spanish and the Germans and Italians. Consider Queens Elizabeth, Victoria, and Mary, if you will.
You seriously make me smile, Dog. People like you are the reason why I haven't lost faith in the fandom. You're a constant reminder that we have genuinely wonderful peopl- sorry, furs - that fight the stereotypes by just being themselves ^^.
So...thanks for being yourself, and never letting anyone hold you back. Even in a situation like this one, you proved that you're not just your average dog ^^~!
So...thanks for being yourself, and never letting anyone hold you back. Even in a situation like this one, you proved that you're not just your average dog ^^~!
This is great, and it reminds me of my mom who used to own a bar and spent many late nights there, in front of a large crowd of drunks. I'm still impressed at her ability to keep it all from getting too crazy without suffering a mental breakdown herself... and I admire you for going into a new place, in suit, not knowing what to expect and making the best of it. I don't think I'm that brave.
Those kind of incidents are really the one thing I don't care for when drinking in public. I understand when you say no harm done, but my friends and I don't go to a bar to worry about others maintaining control over themselves. I really prefer to just have a cookout and invite my friends so no one has to deal with that crap. At least it turned out well for you and there's a neat story to share.
*waggwaggwagg* I am so glad Jasmine had your back on this one! Regardless if you are in suit or not, that guy was way out of line. I am glad you had a good time though and when ppl buy you drinks, that is always good! During the night I popped my publis fursuiting cherry, I ambled into a local night club. The place had nobody in it but had some techno music going. I wan in, scared the bar tender whom looked up to see a giant dog spastic dancing then ran out. 
yuma was awesome enough to catch it all on video too! As soon as I can get the footage from him it will hit youtube. I can't wait to enjoy a beer or 8 in suit. The best beer to date for me is shower beer, I suspect fursuit beer will be even better though!
Glad you had a good time! I followed your lead and empties 3 cans of scotch guard on my suit haha *hugs*
yuma was awesome enough to catch it all on video too! As soon as I can get the footage from him it will hit youtube. I can't wait to enjoy a beer or 8 in suit. The best beer to date for me is shower beer, I suspect fursuit beer will be even better though! Glad you had a good time! I followed your lead and empties 3 cans of scotch guard on my suit haha *hugs*
I've always wondered...
How do you drink your beer? Your average dog has to do that nifty backwards-tongue lapping technique, but you're drinking out of a bottle so that's out of the question.
Just put the bottle in and tip? I'm really wondering how the mechanics of that work. xD
How do you drink your beer? Your average dog has to do that nifty backwards-tongue lapping technique, but you're drinking out of a bottle so that's out of the question.
Just put the bottle in and tip? I'm really wondering how the mechanics of that work. xD
Just be glad that you never have "The Look" combined with "That Voice." Men everywhere would drop dead just for the slight chance that they might avoid it altogether. Little would they know that that deadly combination can even terrorize the dead and make them cry.
I sure hope you do not have to take too long to reply to all these comments. I cringe every time I see you upload something and I think about how long it must take to reply to them all.
I sure hope you do not have to take too long to reply to all these comments. I cringe every time I see you upload something and I think about how long it must take to reply to them all.
i got shivers twice reading it, i KNOW that voice, yeesh *hangs his head*. hehe anyways, your stories always rock, sucks you sometiems catch soem slack but you do what i wish all suiters did and what i hope ti will do, rock out in the public, show some real cajones and just go to the bar one day as a dog or a lion *shrugs* just cause, no special reason, just cause it would be fun :3 *shakes his bum and has fun*
You can buy a fursuit license at https://www.fetishzone.net ,I have one for each of my fursuits. Nice pic BTW.
Best Story EVAR. And accurate. That voice...makes geoqn dogs piddle and skrulfs stink it up. That voice it truly a weapon of warfare. And it wins. EVERY TIME. Its like trying to argue your point with a thermonuclear ion cannon that is pointed at your face close enough to see the texture at the end of the barrel. Terrifying.
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