A fun little Captain Frying Pan gift art for one of my favorite artists Dana Claire on Twitter https://twitter.com/MizDanaClaire of her with my persona and his friend Dr. Hanan Zazeeya as once again Captain must save the day this time from the evil Queen of the Space Roaches Queen Roachella Bigbottombutt.
Story:
Narrator: Our story begins at Heartfelt City's local big book store where famous comic strip artist and writer Dana Claire was signing autographs of her books series for her fans. One of those fans happens to be Captain Frying Pan as he and Hanan are in line with many fans from kids to adults.
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! This is more exciting when I tried the chicken and waffle dish for the first time.
Dr. Hanan: Yeah you liked it so much you ate 500 plates of it.
Captain Frying Pan: It sure was a busy afternoon.
Dr. Hanan: I can't blame you. I love her comics of Ozy and Millie they are so cute! Plus her Phoebe and the Unicorn are fun comics.
Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed them.
Captain Frying Pan realizes they were already next in line.
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! The line moved faster than I thought.
Dana: I'm a fast signer. I heard of you, your Captain Frying Pan.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey she heard of me.
Dana: You're the worlds fattest superhero.
Captain Frying Pan: WHAT?! Oh come on is that how the world sees me?
Dana: No some of the news articles says you're a crazy nut job who runs around waving a frying pan.
Captain Frying Pan: I'm not that bad.
Impatient jerk: HEY FATSO HURRY IT UP SO WE CAN GET HER AUTOGRAPH!
Captain Frying Pan: COME HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU LOUSY SON OF A...
Before he could finish (thank goodness for perfect timing) they all heard a loud roaring noise. Soon everyone from the bookstore with Dana, Dr. Hanan and Captain Frying Pan rush out and saw a giant cockroach shaped spacecraft floating high above the city. Soon a teleport beam shines down leaving behind Queen Roachella Bigbottombutt the evil Queen of the wicked Space Roaches with her army of evil space roaches.
Queen Roachella: People of earth I the mighty and powerful Queen Roachella Bigbottombutt am here to conquer your puny planet until you give me what I want. I demand the one you called Dana Claire!
Dana: What does that roach lady with a giant butt want with me?
Captain Frying Pan: Maybe she likes your books.
Dr. Hanan: Hold on. Hey why do you want Dana for?
Queen Roachella: Aw because that puny earth creature knows the secret of finding the one elusive animal from Planet Earth. I've been reading her books and I learn that she might know the location of this rare earth spicimen.
Dana: What is it?
Queen Roachella: Tell me the location of this creature you called...a unicorn!
As soon as she said that everyone in the city started laughing including the man who was being a jerk.
Impatient jerk: Oh come on lady are you so stupid that you think Unicorns are real?
Queen Roachella pointed her wand at the jerk and a green beam shot out turning him into a small cockroach and then she stomped on him.
Captain Frying Pan: WHOA! She doesn't take insults easily.
Queen Roachella: Now Miss Dana Claire tell me where do I find a unicorn so I can use it's magic to rule the universe. Plus * starts sobbing* I always wanted one when I was a child!
Captain Frying Pan: Not so fast Queenie first you have to get through me!
Queen Roachella: Hmm? Oh no you again?
Captain Frying Pan: That's right I'm Captain Frying Pan. Stronger than a bag full of jawbreaker candies, faster than a Pizza delivery under 30 minutes or less, able to eat raw sushi without any ketchup! I fight for truth, justice and the fried food way of life! TRA-LA-LA!
Dana: Fried food way of life?
Captain Frying Pan: You know comforting and easy going! Plus they're tasty. Surrender Roachella I got you and your army outnumbered 1 to...to...let see 1...4...30...
Dr. Hanan: Did you count that one over there?
Captain Frying Pan: I think so. HEY WILL YOU ROACHES STAND STILL?! This is so frustrating! I think I counted some of those guys twice!
Queen Roachella: While you're at it. COUNT THIS!
She fires another beam at Captain Frying Pan but this time he takes his magic frying pan and blocks the beams turning them into peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and he starts eating them.
Captain Frying Pan: Just how I like it with grape jelly! Ooh I think this one has raspberry jelly.
Queen Roachella: You little fat hairy blue beast. Destroy this fool!
Captain Frying Pan: Bring it on you revolting roaches!
Some of the space roaches came after him but he counter attacks with a spinning move like a tornado he smacks each oncoming roach monster with his frying pan sending them flying high in the air. Another group of roaches came after him with laser guns and fired their lasers at him. But quickly he blocks all the shots and turned the laser beams into spaghetti noodles and slurps them all up.
Captain Frying Pan: Not bad but could use a little more meat sauce. Uh-oh I gotta...BURRRRRPPPPPP!
He bleaches so loudly that he blew the armed roaches away into the air.
Dana: Wow! I think those news articles are wrong about you. You're amazing.
Captain Frying Pan: Don't believe everything you read on social media. Okay Queen Roachella are you going to leave our planet or do I have to humiliate your roaches again?
Queen Roachella: You haven't won yet. I will get myself a unicorn and I will have it's magic and rule the universe. BRU HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAH!
She fires another beam from her wand but he hits the beam and sent it back to her face which was turned into sticky bubble gum covering her face.
Queen Roachelle: MMMPPFH! MMRRRPFH! MMMFFFPPH!
Captain Frying Pan: Sorry to do this to a lady but I gotta protect the people of earth.
He picks up Queen Roachella and with a mighty swing he tosses her to her spacecraft with her hoards of space roaches following her. Then he flew upward to the spacecraft and with a swing of his frying pan he smacks the spacecraft sending it flying back into outer space. Back on the ground people cheered and applauded as he lands even the impatient jerk was turned back to normal but still badly bruised from being a squashed roach.
Impatient jerk: Okay...I won't be so impatient next time.
Dr. Hanan: You did it.
Dana: You were incredible.
Captain Frying Pan: Once again the meatballs of evil has been served and twirled into a spaghetti noodles of justice. You know Dana I can't believe that she thought a Unicorn was real.
Dana: Well...she is an inspiration for my comics. Come on out Marigold.
Just then Marigold Heavenlnynostril from "Phobe and the Unicorn" comics appeared.
Marigold: Hello Captain Frying Pan.
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! A talking horse!
Marigold: HORSE! Why I never! Harrumph!
Captain Frying Pan, Dr. Hanan, Queen Roachella Bigbottombutt and story and artwork by me.
Dana Claire by...herself. Marigold Heavenlynostril also by Dana Claire.
Story:
Narrator: Our story begins at Heartfelt City's local big book store where famous comic strip artist and writer Dana Claire was signing autographs of her books series for her fans. One of those fans happens to be Captain Frying Pan as he and Hanan are in line with many fans from kids to adults.
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! This is more exciting when I tried the chicken and waffle dish for the first time.
Dr. Hanan: Yeah you liked it so much you ate 500 plates of it.
Captain Frying Pan: It sure was a busy afternoon.
Dr. Hanan: I can't blame you. I love her comics of Ozy and Millie they are so cute! Plus her Phoebe and the Unicorn are fun comics.
Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed them.
Captain Frying Pan realizes they were already next in line.
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! The line moved faster than I thought.
Dana: I'm a fast signer. I heard of you, your Captain Frying Pan.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey she heard of me.
Dana: You're the worlds fattest superhero.
Captain Frying Pan: WHAT?! Oh come on is that how the world sees me?
Dana: No some of the news articles says you're a crazy nut job who runs around waving a frying pan.
Captain Frying Pan: I'm not that bad.
Impatient jerk: HEY FATSO HURRY IT UP SO WE CAN GET HER AUTOGRAPH!
Captain Frying Pan: COME HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU LOUSY SON OF A...
Before he could finish (thank goodness for perfect timing) they all heard a loud roaring noise. Soon everyone from the bookstore with Dana, Dr. Hanan and Captain Frying Pan rush out and saw a giant cockroach shaped spacecraft floating high above the city. Soon a teleport beam shines down leaving behind Queen Roachella Bigbottombutt the evil Queen of the wicked Space Roaches with her army of evil space roaches.
Queen Roachella: People of earth I the mighty and powerful Queen Roachella Bigbottombutt am here to conquer your puny planet until you give me what I want. I demand the one you called Dana Claire!
Dana: What does that roach lady with a giant butt want with me?
Captain Frying Pan: Maybe she likes your books.
Dr. Hanan: Hold on. Hey why do you want Dana for?
Queen Roachella: Aw because that puny earth creature knows the secret of finding the one elusive animal from Planet Earth. I've been reading her books and I learn that she might know the location of this rare earth spicimen.
Dana: What is it?
Queen Roachella: Tell me the location of this creature you called...a unicorn!
As soon as she said that everyone in the city started laughing including the man who was being a jerk.
Impatient jerk: Oh come on lady are you so stupid that you think Unicorns are real?
Queen Roachella pointed her wand at the jerk and a green beam shot out turning him into a small cockroach and then she stomped on him.
Captain Frying Pan: WHOA! She doesn't take insults easily.
Queen Roachella: Now Miss Dana Claire tell me where do I find a unicorn so I can use it's magic to rule the universe. Plus * starts sobbing* I always wanted one when I was a child!
Captain Frying Pan: Not so fast Queenie first you have to get through me!
Queen Roachella: Hmm? Oh no you again?
Captain Frying Pan: That's right I'm Captain Frying Pan. Stronger than a bag full of jawbreaker candies, faster than a Pizza delivery under 30 minutes or less, able to eat raw sushi without any ketchup! I fight for truth, justice and the fried food way of life! TRA-LA-LA!
Dana: Fried food way of life?
Captain Frying Pan: You know comforting and easy going! Plus they're tasty. Surrender Roachella I got you and your army outnumbered 1 to...to...let see 1...4...30...
Dr. Hanan: Did you count that one over there?
Captain Frying Pan: I think so. HEY WILL YOU ROACHES STAND STILL?! This is so frustrating! I think I counted some of those guys twice!
Queen Roachella: While you're at it. COUNT THIS!
She fires another beam at Captain Frying Pan but this time he takes his magic frying pan and blocks the beams turning them into peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and he starts eating them.
Captain Frying Pan: Just how I like it with grape jelly! Ooh I think this one has raspberry jelly.
Queen Roachella: You little fat hairy blue beast. Destroy this fool!
Captain Frying Pan: Bring it on you revolting roaches!
Some of the space roaches came after him but he counter attacks with a spinning move like a tornado he smacks each oncoming roach monster with his frying pan sending them flying high in the air. Another group of roaches came after him with laser guns and fired their lasers at him. But quickly he blocks all the shots and turned the laser beams into spaghetti noodles and slurps them all up.
Captain Frying Pan: Not bad but could use a little more meat sauce. Uh-oh I gotta...BURRRRRPPPPPP!
He bleaches so loudly that he blew the armed roaches away into the air.
Dana: Wow! I think those news articles are wrong about you. You're amazing.
Captain Frying Pan: Don't believe everything you read on social media. Okay Queen Roachella are you going to leave our planet or do I have to humiliate your roaches again?
Queen Roachella: You haven't won yet. I will get myself a unicorn and I will have it's magic and rule the universe. BRU HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAH!
She fires another beam from her wand but he hits the beam and sent it back to her face which was turned into sticky bubble gum covering her face.
Queen Roachelle: MMMPPFH! MMRRRPFH! MMMFFFPPH!
Captain Frying Pan: Sorry to do this to a lady but I gotta protect the people of earth.
He picks up Queen Roachella and with a mighty swing he tosses her to her spacecraft with her hoards of space roaches following her. Then he flew upward to the spacecraft and with a swing of his frying pan he smacks the spacecraft sending it flying back into outer space. Back on the ground people cheered and applauded as he lands even the impatient jerk was turned back to normal but still badly bruised from being a squashed roach.
Impatient jerk: Okay...I won't be so impatient next time.
Dr. Hanan: You did it.
Dana: You were incredible.
Captain Frying Pan: Once again the meatballs of evil has been served and twirled into a spaghetti noodles of justice. You know Dana I can't believe that she thought a Unicorn was real.
Dana: Well...she is an inspiration for my comics. Come on out Marigold.
Just then Marigold Heavenlnynostril from "Phobe and the Unicorn" comics appeared.
Marigold: Hello Captain Frying Pan.
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! A talking horse!
Marigold: HORSE! Why I never! Harrumph!
Captain Frying Pan, Dr. Hanan, Queen Roachella Bigbottombutt and story and artwork by me.
Dana Claire by...herself. Marigold Heavenlynostril also by Dana Claire.
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