spent the last 2 days sort of toying with this idea a bit. and I hope it takes off! i want to set a trend lol.

although we never get to see spork in the show as the episodes were canceled he is still a cannon character, so take or leave this as you please.

any how here's how almighty Tallest Spork would be like in the Alates au. we've also got a little bit of lore / character info for this monstrosity too!~


voice actor : Patrick Warbutron *(more Kronk than anything)

Tallest spork became obsessed with body building and bulking up as a means of striking fear into the hearts of all those who would are oppose the glorious irken empire
with a focus especially towards other tanky races like the Hobos or the Planet jackers , proof that irkens are big and strong!.


all that extra muscle mass however is unnatural for irken and so he must go to some rather extreme lengths to maintain his gains.
it's doubly impressive that he's managed such a feat without being one of his races reproductively viable males *( applies to my AU only)

its something he likes to try to keep a secret but many a would be concubine quickly learn the disappointing truth, that their impressively massive leader has all but zero desire for fornication and would much rather hit the gym.

Spork's Pak has modifications to keep up with the energy demands of such a large and bulky form but it can only do so much to support him.
his diet differs from most irkens requiring a much higher intake of protein.

he dose still enjoy snacks and sweets but has a strong aversion to gummi pizza slices calming them to be the root of all evil.
gummi burgers however are perfectly acceptable as are gummi hot dogs.


many other irkens , including would be tallest are intimidated by him but the truth is Spork just wants to see every one get fit so they can be the best irkens that they can be.

Spork is enthusiastic about addressing the irken populous striking a verity of poses that show off his best features al'a Jhonny Barvo style.

when he's not inspiring the masses or reinforcing the empires tough and burley image Spork spends him time on serious matters like getting to the bottom of the age old saying "how long is a piece of string?" he's dedicated many hundreds if not thousands of hours in the search for a conclusive answer to such a serious matter.

but he's made very little head way.

he gets so wrapped up in the question that lower ranking irkens have leant to use it as a distraction method to get out of work once Spork starts thinking about that string , thats the end of the work day.

Spork's reign was very short lived taking the throne after the unfortunate loss of tallest Myuki.
so his leader ship style never really got an opportunity to be thoroughly tested.