Full name: Borden J. Murphy
Gender: Male
Height: 3 ft
Stomach Colour: Brown
Body Colour: Olive green
Hair Colour: Grey

The legend himself, the creator of the Holy Grail of Landingite laws, Murphy has been a celebrity his whole life. Very old and slightly irritable, Murphy has gained thousands of idolizers and imitators over the course of his life. He has been offered a change of status from Annoyance to Unmentionable for his work many times, despite his height, but he prefers Annoyance practice, telling those who ask that it’s much more relaxing work. He is regularly entertained by the younger generations of Landingites who look to his work for inspiration, and has been quoted as saying that the ones who look to replace him just make him laugh. Mort has been a student of Murphy for years.