"Honestly, why don't you get a tattoo or a piercing or something, Sarge?" they asked.

"They don't looks good on me... and last thing I needs is another injury to makes my... uh... my werewolf healings take longers." Sarge huffed. "My brain cans hardly keep up withs it all!"

"So I've been told," they sighed. Grasping at a golden ring on the counter, the suddenly flicked their hand toward Sarge.

Jolting back in surprise, Sarge felt a sudden pinch as the ring snapped into the septum of his nose. "Ow!" He said. "What happens?!"

"Here, have a nosering, Sarge!" they said, walking over to Sarge and flicking the golden nosering.

"Wait, what?" Sarge lifted a hand to try and pull the ring off, but to his dismay, it would not budge. "What you does that for? Me said... erm... I said I didn't wants one!"

"Oh, I know... I thought it would just help you become a little more bull-headed... hehehe," the said.

Sarge wanted to make a retort, but his eyes started to droop and he felt his head begin to spin. He could feel his snout shifting... but he couldn't explain how or why. "Urk. Me head feels funny..."

"It'll feel normal again soon... when you're finished changing."

Several minutes passed before Sarge felt his body normalize. Lifting a hand to his snout, he poked at it, realizing it was a lot larger -- his nose was feeling wider, too. "Did... dids you turn me into a cows?"

"Cow is the singular form, Sarge... and yes... kinda," they said. "You really aren't that smart, are ya?"

Sarge folded his arms and scowled. "I's trying, okay? Thinking takes... a bit longer than normal-"

"I'm just teasing," they said defensively before stopping to looking Sarge up and down. "Pffft. And you said a nosering wouldn't look good on you!"

Looking himself up and down, Sarge huffed and lifted a hand in the air. He realized what they meant. "Haha... very aMOOsing."

They smiled. "Oh, so you DO understand sarcasm!"

Sarge huffed. "I's slow... not bull-headed. I did puns befores getting injured!"

They laughed. "Well, you look good at least! Hope you don't mind being a bull for a while... or forever, depending on how I feel."

Sarge sighed in disdain.

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It's the last day of MinMarch, SO I had to take part! I drew this during the stream!

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Sergeant Wolf/ MinoSarge (C)  Juntarhenogu Me