Sarge huffed when he heard his landline ring. adjusting the bowl to balance in his hand, he grabbed the phone and placed it on his shoulder, propping it up by pressing it into his cheek fat. "Yellow! Sarge is speaking yes."

"Heya, Sarge! Surprised you picked up!" Rus's voice came from the other side.

"Ay, I did...? I haves a cell, y'know. Why are ya callin' me on my... uh..." Sarge squinted as he tried to remember the word. After a few moments it came to his mind, "my landline?"

"I didn't know if you still knew how to use your cellphone... you know, being less smart than before?" Rus said. Though he was speaking in a teasing manner, it took Sarge a while to realize the light-hearted nature of the tease.

"I still knows how to use 'em," Sarge whined, now picking up his spoon and beginning to stir. "I'm just a bit slow on remembering, okay?"

"Like how you're slow on tellin' me if yer makin buns or not?" Rus asked. "Honestly, Sarge, we've been over this before! Are you making buns now?"

"Making buns?" Sarge looked at the bowl in his hand. He felt the dough stiffen with each rotation. "No, I'm makin' donuts!"

"Of course you are..." Rus said with a sigh. "Listen, I just wanna know how things went with the guy. Did he... y'know... do it?"

"Oh! The guy last month? Yeah! Very sweet!" Sarge rested the bowl on his belly as he adjusted the phone. "Seemed real keen on learnin' anatomy."

"Can you blame him?" Rus asked. "So, did you get banged?"

Sarge squinted his eyes fully closed as he tried to think of what Rus said. "What do ya means 'did I get banged?'"

"Y'know... did YOU get BANGED?" Rus asked, trying to emphasize the important words. Sarge didn't understand.

"I don't haves any hair, Rus." Sighing, Sarge stopped stirring and walked to the kitchen counter. "So, of course I didn't get bangs!"

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This is part 1 of a 9-part series I hope to finish! Stay tuned for the next few! :D

Next: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46767159

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