So, I want to try to get back into the swing of things, and as such, I need to force myself to try something new. After taking a long break, I want to do something that I failed at previously, an Iron Author thing. For those unaware, Iron Artists are an artist's challenge wherein an author tends to do 100 pics or so, usually at reduced rates/complexity, over a few months. I'm far too lazy for that, so I'll just do it over April for now, and obviously, I'm an author, not an artist, so that's a change too. Regardless, this is how it will work.

1) Starting April 1st to the 30th, I'll do one $5-$10 'Flash Story' a day(example linked below).

2) This is prepaid, so you pay before I lock in the slot. This is to prevent the previous time I did this problem where I had three different people flake and never pay.

3) I will place a journal on FA where I will list out the days, and who's locked in, you can only lock one slot at a time, and only one in a row. If I fail to have any takers save for the same person wanting 2 in a row, I'll scrub the thing...and do that one person's last one just because I can.

4) Now, rules for what I will do are pretty much the same as always. So long as it does not involve any of the following, I'm good.
No Underaged
No Scat/Diaper Play
No Bugs/Insects/Arthropods
No Incest
No Clowns(Mimes count as clowns)

5) I can do these to go along with images, but you must either be the commissioner/artist behind the image, or have written permission for me to make the piece...basically get the artist to message me on FA or dA so I know it. I trust most of the people who are likely reading this, but I've had issues in the past.

6) Okay, some examples, these are both $5 ones, with $10 doubling the price tag. You will give me a character to work with, and a general theme you want(Tickling, Macro/Micro, Inflation, Transformation, Vore, etc) and I will do my best to give you what you want. If I fail miserably, tell me, and we'll try and work something out, and yes, if it's a complete wash, I will offer refunds, though only once.
First this one.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46438682/
Check the comments for a short I wrote to go along with the image.

And second I'll post this one, written on a whim for someone who doesn't get a lot with the characters she likes who commented on one of my pieces a while back. Hard Drive, for those unaware was a S.W.A.T. Kats Villain, I think he was in two episodes, but it might have only been one. Fun guy.

"Okay, make this quick then," the words seem to come from all around you, and in a moment, you feel static in the air, which makes your hair stand on end, before a crackling noise comes from your monitor, which begins to fill with a blue glow. Suddenly, a blast of air blows you backwards, throwing you across the room, and causing you to slam into the farthest wall from the computer.

In a daze, you hear the crackle noise grow, and then watch, stunned, as a cat man with light brown fur, a yellow mohawk, and a blue suit 'climbs' out of the monitor, his body growing as he does so, forcing his way through the small 'window', his boots landing heavily on the ground. He stands up, and runs his fingers through his hair for a moment, the mohawk sparking with electrical arcs, before he smiles at you, and leans down.

His powerful hand, with sharp claws, grabs the front of your shirt, and then pulls you up into his face, his pupal-less eyes staring at you with a manic look to their gaze, before he opens his mouth, his muzzle parting wide, as he moves you forward. You, snapping from your daze, try to resist, but his strength is many times yours, despite being only a bit taller, and soon you feel your head entire his jaws, his sharp teeth pushing against, though not piercing, your skin, as he swallows you.

The act, his flesh all around you, his body consuming you, takes a few seconds, as he gulps and swallows you down, taking you fully into himself, so you were assaulted on all sides by the sounds of his body. The roaring of his lungs, the beating of his heart, and the deep, bass chuckle, as he gives his swollen belly a pat, then snaps his fingers, and vanishes back into the computer, Hard Drive refueled and ready for riding his own Crime Wave.



7) All payments will be handled via Paypal, and is done in USD.

Nothing more to be said, either contact me on my Discord, or via the pm service here on the site, and we'll see about slots. It is a first come first serve basis.