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It's been a while since I done a Captain Frying Pan story. Here the Captain has to deal with a band of space ninja assassins known as Ninjells a group of gelatins type aliens that can stretch and morph and shape their bodies like jelly molds.
(Story)
Narrator: We turn to our story where while Captain Frying Pan on earth is ready to keep Heartfelt City safe from evil doers. Little does he know that a meeting is taking place somewhere in the distant galaxy.
Out in deep space in the Space Fortress of Terron he has a meeting with five strange looking ninja creatures as he shows them various images of Captain Frying Pan.
Terron: You are a group of Jellians known as the Mighty Ninjells. Your repetitions proceeds even to my quitrent. With your skills you can easily destroy this fat fool and bring me back the cosmic gem that he now pocesses. Do not let his image fool you, yes he is a idiot and a gluttionious slob. But he has defeated many whom stands before him and even defeated some of my most prized cosmic monsters. You shall go to earth and kill him and do not fail me or else!
The Ninjell's quietly nodded and all morphed into puddles of jelly and slid out to the exit. Cosminnie came in as the space witch confronts her evil master.
Cosminnie: My lord is it worth destroying the universe over your childhood pain worth it? Is using the cosmic gem to destroy it over the fact you used your dark gems to kill your own family will make you feel better even what they did to you as a child was cruel on their part? Does it help?
Terron: Hmm...it would be a start! Once I destroy the universe I can use the gem to rebuild it and make it a universe where it would be a universe without pain, fear, for I will be the universes own survivor and no one can hurt me again! Not even the universe itself. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAH! Now leave me! I want to enjoy the show.
He sets his viewing screen on Earth to find Captain Frying Pan. Cosminnie left with sad tears in her cyclops eye.
Cosminnie: Oh how I wished that you had help when you was a child. I should have been there for you when I was your family servant. Now I just hope this Captain Frying Pan can one day help you in ways I can't.
Back on planet earth in Heartfelt City a bank robbery was taking place as Dr. Hanan and other hostages cowered down as three masked men was taking the money from the vault and taking valuables from the hostages.
Leader: Okay no body do anything stupid! Just hand us any cash, watches, jewelry anything worth something. * To Dr. Hanan* Okay lady give me something good like a kiss...hey wait a minute aren't you that Doctor lady who is friends with...
Dr. Hanan: Yes and he should be here in 3...2...1!
Suddenly a heroic voice echos outside saying "TRA-LA-LA!" Suddenly the roof came crashing on two of the bank robbers. Among the rubble is Captain Frying Pan being dazed from his crash landing.
Captain Frying Pan: It is I Captain Frying Pan! Here to save the day.
Leader: Oh no not this clown! I heard of him! I'm out of here before he sits on me!
He threw down his gun and starts running but Captain Frying Pan tosses his magic frying pan and knocks out the leader. He gets off the two other robbers as the police arrives in time to haul the crooks away. The frying pan magically returns to Captain's hand and he starts his heroic monolog.
Captain Frying Pan: And so once again the doughnuts of evil has been dunked into a cup of milk known as Justice!
Dr. Hanan: Don't you mean cup of coffee?
Captain Frying Pan: I don't like it coffee. Too earthy tasting.
After the aftermath of the robbery Dr. Hanan has Captain Frying Pan at her home as she goes through some notes and research papers on Captain Frying Pan as he vacuum around the house. Using his super strength he lifts up the couch with one hand and vacuum's underneath it and puts it back.
Captain Frying Pan: I wonder if Superman has to do his own chores? So Doc what I can cook for dinner tonight? I got some chicken out I can make some soup.
Dr. Hanan: Sounds good. Percy do you ever worry about what your cosmic gem in your frying pan would do to you? I'm worried how all that power might affect your health.
Captain Frying Pan: But I feel fine Doc. Ever since that alien queen placed that gemstone in my frying pan I gotten stronger. I'm moving better than I have before, heck even my blood sugar levels been back to normal. Still having trouble loosing this big belly but other than that I never felt more alive.
Dr. Hanan: Yes but every superhero has a weakness or limit. What if one day you wake up and all of your powers are gone. So far we know whatever item you turn into food with your pan gives you renewed energy, you got great healing factors, incredible strength and speed. Invulnerability...
Captain Frying Pan: Some invulnerability I can still feel pain.
Dr. Hanan: It's like that alien queen knew that you can use that gem for good use. I known you since we were kids back in 5th grade and you always stood up for yourself and other when bullies starts picking on you.
Captain Frying Pan: Well I wasn't even cute as a kid. I'll bet I was the only kid who has to start shaving when I gotten around 4th grade.
(Flashback)
We see a young Captain Frying Pan back in 4th grade as the only small boy in the school photo with his classmates with facial hair and hairy arms.
Young Captain Frying Pan: I inherited the hairy Viking's blood on my dad side!
(End of Flashback)
Captain Frying Pan: Ah the memories!
Dr. Hanan: Still not everyone can punched three bullies at once.
Captain Frying Pan: Yeah and yet it always ends in the same way. I'm the kid who always gets punished for it. How many school suspiencions did I get through out my school days?
Dr. Hanan: I lost track but you only done those fights because you were just sticking up for what is right and you never let that change who you are. You always stood up for justice but...
Suddenly she sees five shadowy figures forming around Captain Frying Pan. They suddenly take form with weapons in hands, they are the Ninjells and was ready to strike but Dr. Hanan yelled out...
Dr. Hanan: LOOK OUT CAPTAIN!
Captain Frying Pan: For what?
Suddenly the swords swung but they all just snapped in half from Captain Frying Pan's head not cutting him but left five big lumps on his head.
Captain Frying Pan: OW! Hey what you guys do that...* gets a good look at the Ninjell's* for? Whoa momma!
The Red one formed a giant fist and punched the Captain, sending him flying out the window and onto the streets. Dr. Hanan rushes out to check on him as the Ninjell's followed out.
Dr. Hanan: Captain are you okay?
Captain Frying Pan: But Momma I can't help but eat all the Oreo's they were double stuffed. * Shakes his head to realization* Who or what the heck are those guys?
Dr. Hanan: I have no idea but they were ready to kill you.
Each of the Ninjell's reveal themselves in striking poses.
Captain Frying Pan: They must be some kind of ninja team. There's a green one, a pink one, a blue one, a orange one I'll bet she's the smart one because of the glasses, and I can bet the red one must be their leader.
Dr. Hanan: What makes you think the red ones the leader?
Captain Frying Pan: Don't you ever watched Power Rangers? The red one is always the leader of the group. Hey what do you guys want?
The Ninjells starts moving their bodies around trying to communicate.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh no...mute characters. They are so hard to communicate with...wait what are they doing now?
The Ninjells reshaped their bodies. The Blue one morphs to look like Captain Frying Pan with an extra big belly
Captain Frying Pan: Hey I'm not that fat.
A silhouette of a viewer appears on screen.
Viewer: Yeah keep telling yourself that.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey do you mind? Stupid 4th wall breaking. Okay that's me...the pink one is the gem in my frying pan. The red one has turned into a sword, it sliced...my jelly head off...the green one morphed into my frying pan the orange one acts like a set of tools to....remove my gem and take it to...space. Wait they were hired by someone to kill me and take the gem. Whose your boss?
They all morphed into a form of Terron to finally reveal to Captain his unknown nemesis.
Captain Frying Pan: Uh...I have no idea who this guy is. What is he some kind of mutated elf or something?
Dr. Hanan: Whoever he is he must want the cosmic gem. I'll bet he must been the one sending those evil space monsters to attack you.
Captain Frying Pan: Now he got these things doing his dirty work. Well little does he realize he is messing with Captain Frying Pan! I'm stronger twenty day old meatloaf, more powerful than an overprice energy drink, able to 500 burrito's and never ever felt gassy.
Dr. Hanan: Okay seriously we have got to discuss your eating habits.
Captain Frying Pan: I fight for truth, justice and the deep fried food way of life! TRA-LA-LA...* Gets punched by the Ninjells* OUMP!
The punch sends him flying down the street. When he looked up he saw the Ninjell's pulling out ninja throwing stars. He quickly draws his magic frying pan and uses it to catch the tossed ninja stars. With each stars he caught he turned them into cracker sandwiches with peanut butter fillings and quickly ate them.
Captain Frying Pan: Yummy, yummy. Now then EAT PAN YOU JELLY FIENDS! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
He leaps up at the red leader and slams the pan on his head only for the pan to bounce back up and smack the Captain in the face. He slams the pan again on the Red Ninjell's head but again it bounces back and hits him in the face. He kept repeating over and over again.
Dr. Hanan: STOP! Your pan won't work they are just too rubbery and jelly to be hurt by being smack by your pan.
The Captain being dazed and in pain from the stupid amount of self beating he accidently keep giving himself wobbles over to Hanan.
Captain Frying Pan: * Slurred* Why that's nonsense, why I preictally got him begging mercy...ugh my head. Okay if that doesn't work...RUN! Hanan it's me they're after I'll lure them to the city you call for help!
Captain Frying Pan flies up in the air making the Ninjell's gave chase. Dr. Hanan calls for the police on her phone.
Dr. Hanan: Oh Percy be careful.
Captain Frying Pan zooms in the air out of the suburban area and into the city.
Captain Frying Pan: I'll bet those jelly creeps are miles behind me.
He looks and saw that they are still on his trail leaving behind gooey jelly trails behind them.
Captain Frying Pan: Man how is it they are running so fast without any legs? WHOA!
He accidentally crashes into a shopping mall and into an kitchen store.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey a sale on a new set of spatulas. Oh wait I'm in danger right now.
He sees the Ninjells enter into the mall and they all slithers into the mall and on their way to find him. He knew he has to find another way to fight his new foes. He looks at all the various kitchen tools and set wares and it gave him an idea.
Captain Frying Pan: Okay you overstuff gelatin desserts. Welcome to my element.
The Ninjell's enter into the store. The red one ordered Blue and Pink to check the right and the Orange and Green on the right. The red goes into the middle The Blue and Pink stealth carefully then suddenly the pink one got hit by a spaghetti strainer making her a massive mess of pink noodles. The blue one looks carefully but then Captain Frying Pan leaps up and using two cheese graters he rubs them around the blue ninjell making him a assortment of shredded gooey blue cheese.
The green and orange carefully scout their area but finds no sign. The orange sees the Captain Frying Pan shadow, she quickly rushes towards him but when she attack the shadow it turns out to be a dummy made out of stacked pots and pans. Then a working freezer door opens up and before she knew it Captain swung in and using spatula's he lifted her up from the bottom and flips her in the freezer and slams the lid on her trapping her inside instantly freezing her. The green one did not want to fight and tries to run but the Captain pulls out a pot and quickly scoops him up and using a lip with a built in locks traps the green Ninjell inside.
Soon it was down to just Red and Captain Frying Pan as the Red Ninjell ready his sword and is ready to strike.
Captain Frying Pan: Okay jelly boy bring it.
The Red Ninjell came at him but Captain Frying Pan pulls out a extra large turkey baster and uses it to suck up the Red Ninjell trapping him inside the baster. Soon Captain Frying Pan corks up the baster and sets it down.
Captain Frying Pan: Once again the jelly's of evil has been trapped inside a sweet puffiness doughnut known as justice!
Soon the Police arrived with the blue and pink ninjell's trapped in zip lock bags while green and red are being carried out as the frozen orange ninjell is kept in a cooler. Dr. Hanan arrives and gave Captain Frying Pan a hug.
Dr. Hanan: You're okay! You defeated them all!
Captain Frying Pan: Yep, yep, yep when it looks like the potato chips were down I was there to pick them back up and ate them for I obey the 5 second rules.
Dr. Hanan: Seriously? We have got to discuss your eating habits. You know I'm not only your friend I'm also your doctor.
Captain Frying Pan: Aw Doc!
Back in space Terron roars in anger as he shoots out lighting bolts that destroyed his viewing monitor. He settles back in his throne fuming trying to calm his anger.
Terron: I will get that gem. I will used to destroy and rebuilt a new universe. I will get what I deserved...but first. * picks up a phone* Hello evil emperor's viewer screen import store? Yean I need another one. Credit card? No problem.
The End.
Characters and story by me.
(Story)
Narrator: We turn to our story where while Captain Frying Pan on earth is ready to keep Heartfelt City safe from evil doers. Little does he know that a meeting is taking place somewhere in the distant galaxy.
Out in deep space in the Space Fortress of Terron he has a meeting with five strange looking ninja creatures as he shows them various images of Captain Frying Pan.
Terron: You are a group of Jellians known as the Mighty Ninjells. Your repetitions proceeds even to my quitrent. With your skills you can easily destroy this fat fool and bring me back the cosmic gem that he now pocesses. Do not let his image fool you, yes he is a idiot and a gluttionious slob. But he has defeated many whom stands before him and even defeated some of my most prized cosmic monsters. You shall go to earth and kill him and do not fail me or else!
The Ninjell's quietly nodded and all morphed into puddles of jelly and slid out to the exit. Cosminnie came in as the space witch confronts her evil master.
Cosminnie: My lord is it worth destroying the universe over your childhood pain worth it? Is using the cosmic gem to destroy it over the fact you used your dark gems to kill your own family will make you feel better even what they did to you as a child was cruel on their part? Does it help?
Terron: Hmm...it would be a start! Once I destroy the universe I can use the gem to rebuild it and make it a universe where it would be a universe without pain, fear, for I will be the universes own survivor and no one can hurt me again! Not even the universe itself. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAH! Now leave me! I want to enjoy the show.
He sets his viewing screen on Earth to find Captain Frying Pan. Cosminnie left with sad tears in her cyclops eye.
Cosminnie: Oh how I wished that you had help when you was a child. I should have been there for you when I was your family servant. Now I just hope this Captain Frying Pan can one day help you in ways I can't.
Back on planet earth in Heartfelt City a bank robbery was taking place as Dr. Hanan and other hostages cowered down as three masked men was taking the money from the vault and taking valuables from the hostages.
Leader: Okay no body do anything stupid! Just hand us any cash, watches, jewelry anything worth something. * To Dr. Hanan* Okay lady give me something good like a kiss...hey wait a minute aren't you that Doctor lady who is friends with...
Dr. Hanan: Yes and he should be here in 3...2...1!
Suddenly a heroic voice echos outside saying "TRA-LA-LA!" Suddenly the roof came crashing on two of the bank robbers. Among the rubble is Captain Frying Pan being dazed from his crash landing.
Captain Frying Pan: It is I Captain Frying Pan! Here to save the day.
Leader: Oh no not this clown! I heard of him! I'm out of here before he sits on me!
He threw down his gun and starts running but Captain Frying Pan tosses his magic frying pan and knocks out the leader. He gets off the two other robbers as the police arrives in time to haul the crooks away. The frying pan magically returns to Captain's hand and he starts his heroic monolog.
Captain Frying Pan: And so once again the doughnuts of evil has been dunked into a cup of milk known as Justice!
Dr. Hanan: Don't you mean cup of coffee?
Captain Frying Pan: I don't like it coffee. Too earthy tasting.
After the aftermath of the robbery Dr. Hanan has Captain Frying Pan at her home as she goes through some notes and research papers on Captain Frying Pan as he vacuum around the house. Using his super strength he lifts up the couch with one hand and vacuum's underneath it and puts it back.
Captain Frying Pan: I wonder if Superman has to do his own chores? So Doc what I can cook for dinner tonight? I got some chicken out I can make some soup.
Dr. Hanan: Sounds good. Percy do you ever worry about what your cosmic gem in your frying pan would do to you? I'm worried how all that power might affect your health.
Captain Frying Pan: But I feel fine Doc. Ever since that alien queen placed that gemstone in my frying pan I gotten stronger. I'm moving better than I have before, heck even my blood sugar levels been back to normal. Still having trouble loosing this big belly but other than that I never felt more alive.
Dr. Hanan: Yes but every superhero has a weakness or limit. What if one day you wake up and all of your powers are gone. So far we know whatever item you turn into food with your pan gives you renewed energy, you got great healing factors, incredible strength and speed. Invulnerability...
Captain Frying Pan: Some invulnerability I can still feel pain.
Dr. Hanan: It's like that alien queen knew that you can use that gem for good use. I known you since we were kids back in 5th grade and you always stood up for yourself and other when bullies starts picking on you.
Captain Frying Pan: Well I wasn't even cute as a kid. I'll bet I was the only kid who has to start shaving when I gotten around 4th grade.
(Flashback)
We see a young Captain Frying Pan back in 4th grade as the only small boy in the school photo with his classmates with facial hair and hairy arms.
Young Captain Frying Pan: I inherited the hairy Viking's blood on my dad side!
(End of Flashback)
Captain Frying Pan: Ah the memories!
Dr. Hanan: Still not everyone can punched three bullies at once.
Captain Frying Pan: Yeah and yet it always ends in the same way. I'm the kid who always gets punished for it. How many school suspiencions did I get through out my school days?
Dr. Hanan: I lost track but you only done those fights because you were just sticking up for what is right and you never let that change who you are. You always stood up for justice but...
Suddenly she sees five shadowy figures forming around Captain Frying Pan. They suddenly take form with weapons in hands, they are the Ninjells and was ready to strike but Dr. Hanan yelled out...
Dr. Hanan: LOOK OUT CAPTAIN!
Captain Frying Pan: For what?
Suddenly the swords swung but they all just snapped in half from Captain Frying Pan's head not cutting him but left five big lumps on his head.
Captain Frying Pan: OW! Hey what you guys do that...* gets a good look at the Ninjell's* for? Whoa momma!
The Red one formed a giant fist and punched the Captain, sending him flying out the window and onto the streets. Dr. Hanan rushes out to check on him as the Ninjell's followed out.
Dr. Hanan: Captain are you okay?
Captain Frying Pan: But Momma I can't help but eat all the Oreo's they were double stuffed. * Shakes his head to realization* Who or what the heck are those guys?
Dr. Hanan: I have no idea but they were ready to kill you.
Each of the Ninjell's reveal themselves in striking poses.
Captain Frying Pan: They must be some kind of ninja team. There's a green one, a pink one, a blue one, a orange one I'll bet she's the smart one because of the glasses, and I can bet the red one must be their leader.
Dr. Hanan: What makes you think the red ones the leader?
Captain Frying Pan: Don't you ever watched Power Rangers? The red one is always the leader of the group. Hey what do you guys want?
The Ninjells starts moving their bodies around trying to communicate.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh no...mute characters. They are so hard to communicate with...wait what are they doing now?
The Ninjells reshaped their bodies. The Blue one morphs to look like Captain Frying Pan with an extra big belly
Captain Frying Pan: Hey I'm not that fat.
A silhouette of a viewer appears on screen.
Viewer: Yeah keep telling yourself that.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey do you mind? Stupid 4th wall breaking. Okay that's me...the pink one is the gem in my frying pan. The red one has turned into a sword, it sliced...my jelly head off...the green one morphed into my frying pan the orange one acts like a set of tools to....remove my gem and take it to...space. Wait they were hired by someone to kill me and take the gem. Whose your boss?
They all morphed into a form of Terron to finally reveal to Captain his unknown nemesis.
Captain Frying Pan: Uh...I have no idea who this guy is. What is he some kind of mutated elf or something?
Dr. Hanan: Whoever he is he must want the cosmic gem. I'll bet he must been the one sending those evil space monsters to attack you.
Captain Frying Pan: Now he got these things doing his dirty work. Well little does he realize he is messing with Captain Frying Pan! I'm stronger twenty day old meatloaf, more powerful than an overprice energy drink, able to 500 burrito's and never ever felt gassy.
Dr. Hanan: Okay seriously we have got to discuss your eating habits.
Captain Frying Pan: I fight for truth, justice and the deep fried food way of life! TRA-LA-LA...* Gets punched by the Ninjells* OUMP!
The punch sends him flying down the street. When he looked up he saw the Ninjell's pulling out ninja throwing stars. He quickly draws his magic frying pan and uses it to catch the tossed ninja stars. With each stars he caught he turned them into cracker sandwiches with peanut butter fillings and quickly ate them.
Captain Frying Pan: Yummy, yummy. Now then EAT PAN YOU JELLY FIENDS! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
He leaps up at the red leader and slams the pan on his head only for the pan to bounce back up and smack the Captain in the face. He slams the pan again on the Red Ninjell's head but again it bounces back and hits him in the face. He kept repeating over and over again.
Dr. Hanan: STOP! Your pan won't work they are just too rubbery and jelly to be hurt by being smack by your pan.
The Captain being dazed and in pain from the stupid amount of self beating he accidently keep giving himself wobbles over to Hanan.
Captain Frying Pan: * Slurred* Why that's nonsense, why I preictally got him begging mercy...ugh my head. Okay if that doesn't work...RUN! Hanan it's me they're after I'll lure them to the city you call for help!
Captain Frying Pan flies up in the air making the Ninjell's gave chase. Dr. Hanan calls for the police on her phone.
Dr. Hanan: Oh Percy be careful.
Captain Frying Pan zooms in the air out of the suburban area and into the city.
Captain Frying Pan: I'll bet those jelly creeps are miles behind me.
He looks and saw that they are still on his trail leaving behind gooey jelly trails behind them.
Captain Frying Pan: Man how is it they are running so fast without any legs? WHOA!
He accidentally crashes into a shopping mall and into an kitchen store.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey a sale on a new set of spatulas. Oh wait I'm in danger right now.
He sees the Ninjells enter into the mall and they all slithers into the mall and on their way to find him. He knew he has to find another way to fight his new foes. He looks at all the various kitchen tools and set wares and it gave him an idea.
Captain Frying Pan: Okay you overstuff gelatin desserts. Welcome to my element.
The Ninjell's enter into the store. The red one ordered Blue and Pink to check the right and the Orange and Green on the right. The red goes into the middle The Blue and Pink stealth carefully then suddenly the pink one got hit by a spaghetti strainer making her a massive mess of pink noodles. The blue one looks carefully but then Captain Frying Pan leaps up and using two cheese graters he rubs them around the blue ninjell making him a assortment of shredded gooey blue cheese.
The green and orange carefully scout their area but finds no sign. The orange sees the Captain Frying Pan shadow, she quickly rushes towards him but when she attack the shadow it turns out to be a dummy made out of stacked pots and pans. Then a working freezer door opens up and before she knew it Captain swung in and using spatula's he lifted her up from the bottom and flips her in the freezer and slams the lid on her trapping her inside instantly freezing her. The green one did not want to fight and tries to run but the Captain pulls out a pot and quickly scoops him up and using a lip with a built in locks traps the green Ninjell inside.
Soon it was down to just Red and Captain Frying Pan as the Red Ninjell ready his sword and is ready to strike.
Captain Frying Pan: Okay jelly boy bring it.
The Red Ninjell came at him but Captain Frying Pan pulls out a extra large turkey baster and uses it to suck up the Red Ninjell trapping him inside the baster. Soon Captain Frying Pan corks up the baster and sets it down.
Captain Frying Pan: Once again the jelly's of evil has been trapped inside a sweet puffiness doughnut known as justice!
Soon the Police arrived with the blue and pink ninjell's trapped in zip lock bags while green and red are being carried out as the frozen orange ninjell is kept in a cooler. Dr. Hanan arrives and gave Captain Frying Pan a hug.
Dr. Hanan: You're okay! You defeated them all!
Captain Frying Pan: Yep, yep, yep when it looks like the potato chips were down I was there to pick them back up and ate them for I obey the 5 second rules.
Dr. Hanan: Seriously? We have got to discuss your eating habits. You know I'm not only your friend I'm also your doctor.
Captain Frying Pan: Aw Doc!
Back in space Terron roars in anger as he shoots out lighting bolts that destroyed his viewing monitor. He settles back in his throne fuming trying to calm his anger.
Terron: I will get that gem. I will used to destroy and rebuilt a new universe. I will get what I deserved...but first. * picks up a phone* Hello evil emperor's viewer screen import store? Yean I need another one. Credit card? No problem.
The End.
Characters and story by me.
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