Art by  Real_Behemoth as part of #MacroMarch

So after my last little "oopsie" when my viewers dared slash paid me to try and hopscotch my way across the tri-county area, I realized something, well aside from the fact that it registered a 9.0 on seismometers at that size, and I gotta say that is cool, not to mention the craters...

Like at the time, I didn't really think about it. I was a few miles tall, cities looked like spilled gravel and when i oopsied that hurdle that time, didn't really think about it.

Now, like as I stomped down on that last city....such a feeling!

Like, if I'm you know a few dozen feet, you little guys feel like gummy bears underfoot, maybe a few like gum and peanuts...hey don't judge, its good. If I'm a bit bigger, you know, like a few hundred feet you don't really feel like more than maybe a drop of water, but your cars and stuff make such crunchy shrieky noises like an old can being stomped. Oh oh and sometimes, if I strain... i can hear the sad little "bwaaaaaan" of a horn dying out under my toes or ball of my foot

But this? Now that I'm paying attention, whoo boy I need to do this more often, I even went and got a pedicure and foot massage to loosen up my tootsies, and it was so worth it.

Like, it's different than a person or a car.

First, there's resistance but you can FEEL the little concrete and steel things giving way. then it starts feeling like stepping on....um...well think like a sandcastle that kinda froze there's give and this weird tingly gritty feeling like walking on the beach in the morning, and if you wiggle your toes in the debris? Very sandy beach-like, but then if your press down a bit its kinda turns into this muddy slurpy mess mixed in.

So...yeah Imma be doing this a LOT more often, keep watching subscribers!