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Not a lot to see with this one, other than a little bit of silliness over one of the two Great Bathroom Debates. The first and most important one, of course is just how strenuously Momma will always tell everyone in the house that the toilet seat MUST. ALWAYS. BE. LEFT. DOWN!.
It gets drilled into your head enough that even if you're a twentysomething male living in his first Bachelor Apartment,* you nevertheless put that seat DOWN, just in case you wind up with some female company.
The second most important Great Bathroom Debate is about how (apparently), there is only one proper way to hang a roll of toilet paper.
I've always found it rather silly and perhaps even a bit compulsive, but nevertheless, there were couple of times over the years, where I had (in this case older) female guests over to one of my various bachelor apartments, for whatever reason, and when said guest returned from using the bathroom, they felt compelled to tell me that my toilet paper was hanging the wrong way, so (of course) they not only had to "fix" that, but to point out to me that they had done so.
In both cases, I felt the need to give a bemused chuckle of "thanks, but..." as I told them: "There might be a correct way for most people to hang toilet paper in the average house, but there's a different way to hang toilet paper if you have one or more cats in your house..."
*(Pepperidge Farm Remembers when so-called "Bachelor's Apartments" were still actually affordable for the average bachelor...)
It gets drilled into your head enough that even if you're a twentysomething male living in his first Bachelor Apartment,* you nevertheless put that seat DOWN, just in case you wind up with some female company.
The second most important Great Bathroom Debate is about how (apparently), there is only one proper way to hang a roll of toilet paper.
I've always found it rather silly and perhaps even a bit compulsive, but nevertheless, there were couple of times over the years, where I had (in this case older) female guests over to one of my various bachelor apartments, for whatever reason, and when said guest returned from using the bathroom, they felt compelled to tell me that my toilet paper was hanging the wrong way, so (of course) they not only had to "fix" that, but to point out to me that they had done so.
In both cases, I felt the need to give a bemused chuckle of "thanks, but..." as I told them: "There might be a correct way for most people to hang toilet paper in the average house, but there's a different way to hang toilet paper if you have one or more cats in your house..."
*(Pepperidge Farm Remembers when so-called "Bachelor's Apartments" were still actually affordable for the average bachelor...)
Category Poetry / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Housecat
Size 50 x 50px
File Size 348 B
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