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(title is a reference to an 1872 magazine called "The Dark Blue" which published a story of a young woman's susceptibility to the attention of Carmilla, a female vampire)
well originally this wasn't gonna be a blueberry picture but i figured eh, what the hey? i hadn't done one in a while (i'm such a liar). so since it's Halloween i wanted to do a vampire pic with my two vampire characters: Rattos, my pirate rat (right) and my new on Val the vampire bat (left). i didn't really know what to draw so figured to make a nice picture of two vampires berried up.
the story behind this is they were tricked by another vampre of a rare "blue blood". they were given each one liter of ths blue blood (which was actually just special blueberry juice with some cloted blood from a blood bank) and they both drank it eagerly. and five minutes later they realized it was a trick when they became two heavy to fly, they started to turn blue and their menacing glowing red and gold eyes turned blue.
poor Val and Rattos. oh well i'm sure they'll like it once their stomachaches go away.
also does anyone know the coloring patten i used for Val and Rattos? and also a reoccuring theme in the picture?
well originally this wasn't gonna be a blueberry picture but i figured eh, what the hey? i hadn't done one in a while (i'm such a liar). so since it's Halloween i wanted to do a vampire pic with my two vampire characters: Rattos, my pirate rat (right) and my new on Val the vampire bat (left). i didn't really know what to draw so figured to make a nice picture of two vampires berried up.
the story behind this is they were tricked by another vampre of a rare "blue blood". they were given each one liter of ths blue blood (which was actually just special blueberry juice with some cloted blood from a blood bank) and they both drank it eagerly. and five minutes later they realized it was a trick when they became two heavy to fly, they started to turn blue and their menacing glowing red and gold eyes turned blue.
poor Val and Rattos. oh well i'm sure they'll like it once their stomachaches go away.
also does anyone know the coloring patten i used for Val and Rattos? and also a reoccuring theme in the picture?
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Val: *stands up*
Rattos: come on Val he's not worth it. if he's not gonna help us then let him go.
Val: you're jsut seriously gonna stand there and let him stand there and insult you?!
Rattos: *shrugs* 've heard worse. i've been chased out of villages, set on fire before. it's not like name calling is that horrible.
Rattos: come on Val he's not worth it. if he's not gonna help us then let him go.
Val: you're jsut seriously gonna stand there and let him stand there and insult you?!
Rattos: *shrugs* 've heard worse. i've been chased out of villages, set on fire before. it's not like name calling is that horrible.
Rattos: well this fellow vampire came by and told us he found some rare blue blood. and blue blood is very ahrd to come by. he gav eus eacha liter for free as long as we didn't tell anyone who we got it from. it smelt liek blood and had the consistency and viscosity of blood so we didn't think of it at the time. and then five mintues later, he was already gone and we swelled up into big juice filled blimps.
Vaughn: One second... * turns andmutters to myself* Hmm, this vampire guy sounds suspicious. I'll have the organization be notified of his actions at once. Now, how to fix these guys... Hmmm.... *turns and speaks to Val* He said he gave you some "blue blood". Do you still have the container the bag was in?
Rattos: we dropped them when we started bloating they're probably still on the ground. it was jsut an ordinary plastic liter bottle. if you're looking for DNA don't try, he was wearing gloves.
Val: the only thing we know is that he is about your height, maybe a tad shorter and wears a long red cape, wears falconer gloves. he reeked of spices though.
Val: the only thing we know is that he is about your height, maybe a tad shorter and wears a long red cape, wears falconer gloves. he reeked of spices though.
Vaughn: I'll have my group look into these matters and let you know if anything comes up. In the meantime, just in case you do want to become smaller, just eat these. *tosses you a small bag of seeds* They won't work forever, so take them once a day. Don't worry, we'll catch this guy.
Val: *tosses bag of seeds awya* yeah the thing is if you're gonna catch him, we're gonna help. and we only have tongiht man. vampires usually confine to the city they're in for that night. by morning they usually leave for another town. and every vamprie has a different pattern. he could be half way around the world by noon.
Rattos: he's right we have to get him tonight. is there any place in this town that would sell spices? like a bizarre or an open market? he reeked heavily of them.
Rattos: he's right we have to get him tonight. is there any place in this town that would sell spices? like a bizarre or an open market? he reeked heavily of them.
Vaughn: I don't have anything that'll fit you two, but I do have these. *pulls out 3 bracelets* These'll make you invisible and undetectable for 6 hours. We'll be able to fly over to the docks unnoticed. *hands each of you a bracelet* But are you sure you can fly in your... *ahem* condition?
Vaughn: I'll see what I can do. *pulls out a com-device and pushes the button* Hello, base? I'll need transportation for me and two "ripes" to the local docks... Blueberries.. They can still move their limbs to an extent... Okay, I'll expect it within the next couple of minutes, but hurry, it's urgent... I can't give you all the details now... I have to go. *Hangs up* A specialized vehicle should be arriving within the next couple of minutes.
Vaughn: If I told you that, you wouldn't remember it afterwards. ^_^ *to the hovercraft* Ok, drop 'em! *Two big harness-like devices attatched to ropes come down and hit the ground. I attach the harnesses to you two, securing the belts under your arms, and the net-like apparatus' under your big bottoms. I climb to the top of Val, holding the rope and pulling on it.* Alright, lift us outta here!
Vaughn: A possibility, yes. But I'm placing my money on that bright cargo vessel. *looks at it through binoculars* Its carrying spice too, ... oh, and botanic samples from Brazil. The sap you guys drank is from a tree in the Amazon part of Brazil, he could have come on that one and picked it up.
Vaughn: Well, it's like you said. He was a white vampire rabbit. He's got fangs and a cape... oh, and he has this classic Dracula "bleh!" accent, and he was wearing those falconer gloves you said he had on. He's up to something... but for now, all we have to worry about is the gruesome twosome back there. *Points at the zombie guards*
Vaughn: I see. I know what we're gonna do, but it's complicated, so pay attention. Here's the plan: Val, you pretend to suddenly get angry with me, and say it's all my fault that we're in this mess. I yell back at you, you push me a little, I push you back and we start to fight. Mezhier, hearing the racket, will send some more zombies down here to shut us up. Then Rattos, you try to break us up, but one of Vals punches goes astray and you fall back and hit your head on the wall, becoming "dead". *hands Rattos* Use this ketchup headband so it looks real. Then I yell that you "knocked his brains out, you monster". Now. when I say that, the zombies will get excited and moan "Braiiiinnnssss... That will send the rest of the zombies down here. Then, when they're all in one place, I set my trap and eliminate them. Mission Accomplished. :3
Now, is there any part of the plan you don't get? We have only one shot at this.
Now, is there any part of the plan you don't get? We have only one shot at this.
Vaughn: *realizes all the holes in my plan* Ok, ok, uh.... How about this? I'm the one who gets knocked into the wall, the ketchup headband bursts and I fall to the ground. Val, you stand there in shock, repeatedly apologizing, and Rattos you freak out, saying "OMG, his brain's showing" or something. It's got to be brains, otherwise it won't work. They're dumb, so the zombies watching will actually think my brains are oozing out. But they'll see my unharmed skull and suspect something, so.. uhh... Rattos, as you freak out, lean over me holding your head. That way, you can hide my head from view, and they'll come pouring in. After that, the rest is up to me.
Alright, you guys ready to do this?
Alright, you guys ready to do this?
Vaughn: *Sigh* Alright. *grumbles* You make an excellent, fool-proof plan, and they just flush it down the toilet... *takes out some powder that looks kind of like white sand, and blows it into the guards faces. They start to shake, grasping their necks and chests, gasping. Suddenly they both fall to the floor with a *thump* * What a waste...
Mezhier: that was jsut to lure them here. you don't know anything, mortal. i've heard enough about how great these two are. everywhere i go you here on how much they're respected or feared. Damascus, Lisbon, Caracas, St. Petersburg, it's all the same word in the vampiric world.
Rattos: in the vampire world, yes.
Mezhier: and i've slayed mroe than they ever have combined! and what do i get? squat! they even took credit for the massacre i did in Nouakchott!
Val: but we've never been to Northern Africa, except Dakar but that's it.
Mezhier: exactly! how could they msitake me for you two bumblimg bloated idiots?!
Mezhier: and i've slayed mroe than they ever have combined! and what do i get? squat! they even took credit for the massacre i did in Nouakchott!
Val: but we've never been to Northern Africa, except Dakar but that's it.
Mezhier: exactly! how could they msitake me for you two bumblimg bloated idiots?!
Vaughn: *Starts getting uncomfortable at their comparing of "slayings" and "massacres", but quickly regains my composure* Look here,you bloodsucking bunny... I don't care if these guys are getting the credit for your grisly actions, you bloated them up with a sap with fruit-based expansion properties that is legally banned from this country. As an agent of W.E.I.G.H, I cannot let you get away unpunished.
Mezhier: good. if you cooperate i won't hurt you. i'll have one of my guards, after my deed is done of course, row you to the mainland. but for know you can sit there in that cell while in this other you can watch me make some preperations. now Rattos, Val, suprisingly you're a little too light for what's in store, so i have soemthign coming that will make you bigger and mroe bluer.
Mezhier: these are special zombies. i infused them with the sap of that special tree and they starting turning blue and swellign and became these blueberry zombies. i'm seriosu *pats one of their bellies* all that is juice, they're made up off nothing else. which is why they have relatively no eyes or a mouth.
Mezhier: i have two right now but there's mroe down below. but *pushes the blueberried zombies into the cage with Rattos and Val* there's another thign about these guys that ae interesting.
Val: besides how creepy and dead they look?
Mezhier: yes. unlike most zombies that want to eat you, they want you to eat them
Val: ....what?
Val: besides how creepy and dead they look?
Mezhier: yes. unlike most zombies that want to eat you, they want you to eat them
Val: ....what?
Mezhier: once we get close enoguh i will. we're sailing for a while. luckily this ship is special. we're leaving the Amercias for Europe.
Rattos: why Europe?
Mezhier: you'll find out. just look ncie for the zombies.
Val: well this is nice, we get a free meal!
Rattos: Val this is bad. if we eat them we'll be too big to run away or even fly.
Rattos: why Europe?
Mezhier: you'll find out. just look ncie for the zombies.
Val: well this is nice, we get a free meal!
Rattos: Val this is bad. if we eat them we'll be too big to run away or even fly.
Vaughn: *whispers* No, this is gonna happen a lot faster... *lifts up the back of my right foot, revealing a key. I put it down again, the vampire rabbit not noticing* I swiped it from the zombie guard from before. Now, I'm gonna talk to Mezhier a bit, and when I say the word "salt", just get down and cover your eyes, okay? There's gonna be some salt flung about, and I'm gonna use the distraction by finding some Cinnabar, while you use it to get Rattos and make a break for it.
(Yes,yes, I got it. It's very nice!)
Vaughn: Just do it, trust me! *runs up the stairs*
(In case you're wondering, they're lemon seeds. But ones that have been bred in our lab. It can shrink a victim of fruit-based inflation to normal size, but does not take away their color. I gave you small ones, so Val and Rattos will shrink just enough so they can run away)
Vaughn: Just do it, trust me! *runs up the stairs*
(In case you're wondering, they're lemon seeds. But ones that have been bred in our lab. It can shrink a victim of fruit-based inflation to normal size, but does not take away their color. I gave you small ones, so Val and Rattos will shrink just enough so they can run away)
(thanks! i'll draw Gunnar sometime soon so you have a good rep. also you can RP as him anytime you want. and one mroe bit of advice: he LOVES blueberries and cheese, espicially when combined)
Mezhier: *swipes them before Rattos and Val can take them* GUARDS! GET HIM AND CHAIN HIM UP! I'VE HAD IT WITH THAT MORTAL!
Mezhier: *swipes them before Rattos and Val can take them* GUARDS! GET HIM AND CHAIN HIM UP! I'VE HAD IT WITH THAT MORTAL!
Vaughn: You asked for it... *I backwards headbutt the zombie, making him let go. Quickly, I reach down, grab the sack, untie the string and open it. From the bag comes a strong wind that nearly blows me back. The gust picks up the piles of leftover salt on the floor, whirling it around the room again. All the zombie guards on the ship are in the room, so when the salt hits their faces and they collapse, the only ones left standing in the room are me, Val, Rattos, and Mezhier*
Mezhier: *Sneaks up behind you and grabs you by your wrists and holds a gun to the back of your neck* you will get back in your cell or i will blow your brains out. i don't need you, there is nothing that is keeping me from killing you right now. either you go back in your cell and do not move a muscle or you die RIGHT HERE.
Val: Mezhier stop this is insane.
Mezhier: i've had it with this bastard. i'm serious I will do it!
Val: don't do it Mezhier!
Mezhier: then i want all of your word that you will NOT trying anything anymore while we are still on this boat! one wrong word or movement and he's dead. got it?!
Val: Vaughn just stop it and get back in the cage *winks without Mezhier noticing as if he has a plan*
Val: Mezhier stop this is insane.
Mezhier: i've had it with this bastard. i'm serious I will do it!
Val: don't do it Mezhier!
Mezhier: then i want all of your word that you will NOT trying anything anymore while we are still on this boat! one wrong word or movement and he's dead. got it?!
Val: Vaughn just stop it and get back in the cage *winks without Mezhier noticing as if he has a plan*
(yeah, I'm probably gonna do it tomorrow.)
Vaughn: You know, don't sell me short just because I'm mortal. Mortals aren't as weak as you think. Sure, we know we're gonna die sooner or later, but we make every minute count. We do things that even you wouldn't expect in your wildest dreams. Because we know it's gonna end eventually... *whispers* Alright, Val. Your plan better work...
Vaughn: You know, don't sell me short just because I'm mortal. Mortals aren't as weak as you think. Sure, we know we're gonna die sooner or later, but we make every minute count. We do things that even you wouldn't expect in your wildest dreams. Because we know it's gonna end eventually... *whispers* Alright, Val. Your plan better work...
(ok cool. o could maybe sometimes get someone to draw all of them but for now i can get Gunnar to be drawn)
Val: *whispers* it will but you have to wait and please don't make him any madder than he is. Mezhier have a short fuse.
Mezhier: Val stop whispering to him! what are you saying!
Val: i jsut told him to stop pissing you off and that you don't have the patience for annoyances.
Mezhier: that i don't! and mortal, i want you to understand this - you maybe think you're strong but trust me, when threatened with real unerving death you all run for your mothers. ahd trust me this doesn't need to take years on this earth to see that. now shut up and just sit there.
Rattos: *sitting there, sick looking, drooling a little*
Val: *whispers* it will but you have to wait and please don't make him any madder than he is. Mezhier have a short fuse.
Mezhier: Val stop whispering to him! what are you saying!
Val: i jsut told him to stop pissing you off and that you don't have the patience for annoyances.
Mezhier: that i don't! and mortal, i want you to understand this - you maybe think you're strong but trust me, when threatened with real unerving death you all run for your mothers. ahd trust me this doesn't need to take years on this earth to see that. now shut up and just sit there.
Rattos: *sitting there, sick looking, drooling a little*
Rattos: ok let me break all the stereotypes: not all vampires hate garlic, we cna stand in the sun, we don't die form a stake through the heart, we don't have that crappy Romanian accent and we all don't sleep in coffins...althoguh then again me and Val are usually to big to fit in one.
*I fly down in Sariel outfit with a stick.*
( Me in Sariel outfit: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4682342/ )
They seems asleep. *gently pokes Val's then Rattos' belly*
( Me in Sariel outfit: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4682342/ )
They seems asleep. *gently pokes Val's then Rattos' belly*
This is certainly an inventive idea to recieve from the beloved classic staring Carmilla =^w^= Rattos shall always have a special place in my heart, because he is a sea-faring, nefarious vampire with a soft spot for children, or rather enjoys drinking and eating soft children, which either I am partial to~
Also, I had a lovely time laughing to see the two of them as blueberry vampires. Perhaps, blood tastes like cold tomato juice to them. Of course, they should have known never to try anyhing with the word "blue" in the title, especially after all the incidents involving you, Mercury, hah, ha, ha!
Also, I had a lovely time laughing to see the two of them as blueberry vampires. Perhaps, blood tastes like cold tomato juice to them. Of course, they should have known never to try anyhing with the word "blue" in the title, especially after all the incidents involving you, Mercury, hah, ha, ha!
yeah poor Val and Rattos. but at elast blueberry juice tastes better than blood, or at least i imagined. and you know in the back of Rattos' head he's enjoying this.
oh and to clarify, Rattos would never harm a child. even though he would kill someone he'd never kill a child.
oh and to clarify, Rattos would never harm a child. even though he would kill someone he'd never kill a child.
Rattos does seem to enjoy lording over you with his incredible size, hehehe.
Oh, I'm sure Rattos is far too much of a softy to harm any child. I often see him more like the big loveable oaf than a murderous vampire, although I'm sure he'd be absolutely vicious if he caught anyone harming a child.
Oh, I'm sure Rattos is far too much of a softy to harm any child. I often see him more like the big loveable oaf than a murderous vampire, although I'm sure he'd be absolutely vicious if he caught anyone harming a child.
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