Brief intermission from convention posts here.
So,
Carnival was doing a Macro March theme, and I managed to get in early on this one (gee, fancy that). And I tossed a couple of ideas around, but Carni decided to run with the 'volcanic lava hot tub' idea that I'd originally thought of during the 'goo' theme of last month. As I've noted before, when you're a living star, even magma isn't actually all that hot...
Artist's posting at https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46447137/ so go check things out and fave there as well!
So,
Carnival was doing a Macro March theme, and I managed to get in early on this one (gee, fancy that). And I tossed a couple of ideas around, but Carni decided to run with the 'volcanic lava hot tub' idea that I'd originally thought of during the 'goo' theme of last month. As I've noted before, when you're a living star, even magma isn't actually all that hot...Artist's posting at https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46447137/ so go check things out and fave there as well!
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Hey, now. Caitians don't usually drink alcohol (at least in my writings about them) because ethanol is overprocessed in a Caitian's liver to sugars and pseudosaccharines, resulting in the effect on their neurochemistry of 'Ultra-Zoomies' in said humanoid cats of a variety of masses and heights, also know as Warp Zoomies, or <SCREEAMCH>. This can be difficult when almost all Caitians have strong enough leg, trunk and arm muscles to knock a human down, and have boxcutter claws in their fingers and toes, and teeth, too.
So most functions including Caitians/Ferasans that serve alcohol also include non-ethanol beverages, or a selection of synthohol that does not include chemical or intoxicant components that break down in their livers and fuel their brains in the cause of Ultra-Zoomies; some synthohols will break down to pseudosaccharines or chemical compounds with a similar effect in the Caitian digestive or biliary system that cause that semiamphetamine effect, and the majority of Caitians are taught lists of synthohols that they should take care in drinking or not.
To put summation to my thesis: Don't get between a 9'6", 950-pound humanoid cat and their root beer on St. Patrick's Day, or she'll politely ask you to move out of the way. <3 Cider I know Ka'tch'Ian the Younger would admire her friend Jenora for enjoying thus! =^._.^=
So most functions including Caitians/Ferasans that serve alcohol also include non-ethanol beverages, or a selection of synthohol that does not include chemical or intoxicant components that break down in their livers and fuel their brains in the cause of Ultra-Zoomies; some synthohols will break down to pseudosaccharines or chemical compounds with a similar effect in the Caitian digestive or biliary system that cause that semiamphetamine effect, and the majority of Caitians are taught lists of synthohols that they should take care in drinking or not.
To put summation to my thesis: Don't get between a 9'6", 950-pound humanoid cat and their root beer on St. Patrick's Day, or she'll politely ask you to move out of the way. <3 Cider I know Ka'tch'Ian the Younger would admire her friend Jenora for enjoying thus! =^._.^=
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