Look at his face, he knows he looks to be enjoying this.

Here's the wind up!

Swing and a miss...

(gator thinks Jawva is some easy pushover...)

I'm a small person so this is actually relatable.... A dude in the hallway actually tried to kick me and I went flying backwards into the wall but the moment they tried to use their arms I missed the chance to completely shoulder check them and throw them out a window. There's a reason I didn't do it and it's because I value human life but yeaah... Never mess with anybody that gives you fair warning before they finally snap.

There's something viscerally satisfying about tossing the dickhead out the window and hitting the ground but your a civilized person and not that a-hole so you checked yourself from doing so.

The principal was watching so i put my hands up smirking 'hey ma'am may you get security to deal with this punk' and they got escorted home and possibly expelled. Never saw them for the last five days of the year so who knows

I know i sounded badass however: "h-hey principal.....can you get this jerk sent home for me. I know you just saw that' was what i actually said while catching my breath checking myself seeing if im still known for not bruising easily. I had an imprint of his boot in my skin through shirt and backpack strap so .... Well it wasnt a bruise but they really wanted to make sure i was ok after it happened. And yes i was shaking both from what i said earlier that i wanted to do and at the same time worried he broke something or hurt me somehow real bad. Heck somehow at that moment i started looking through my bag to see if my favorite mechanical pencil and homework was not ruined by the impact. It wasnt.... The highlighter however EXPLODED In a totally different pocket so that was not a big deal. The crunch that made was probably what triggered my emotional panick rushing through my bag

There is a big difference between being badass and being brave. Sometimes those lines do cross... But they usually dont. At least from what i end up experiencing most of the time i am left a shaky mess full of adrenaline and just panting and shaking like im having some sort of siezure while standing up.