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I can't draw and I hate everything *stompstompstomp*
I gave up on this so fuck it, it's getting uploaded as a goddamn sketch because it's stupid and sucks.
I think she's drunk. That shark is going to bite her finger off. He's an itty bitty shark but his teefs are purty big so whatever you're a dumb bitch.
Art, itty shark and dumb otterchick are mine
I gave up on this so fuck it, it's getting uploaded as a goddamn sketch because it's stupid and sucks.
I think she's drunk. That shark is going to bite her finger off. He's an itty bitty shark but his teefs are purty big so whatever you're a dumb bitch.
Art, itty shark and dumb otterchick are mine
Category All / General Furry Art
Species Otter
Size 900 x 900px
File Size 99.6 kB
Swimming drunk.
Does not sound like a good combination.
I'm just saying.
Man working at a Guiness plant falls into a vat of the beer and dies. The management go to inform his wife. She breaks down and asks, "was it at least quick?" Management replies, "well, it would've been faster, but he kept getting out to go pee." /randomjoke
Does not sound like a good combination.
I'm just saying.
Man working at a Guiness plant falls into a vat of the beer and dies. The management go to inform his wife. She breaks down and asks, "was it at least quick?" Management replies, "well, it would've been faster, but he kept getting out to go pee." /randomjoke
I'd try to make a sexual joke about a woman getting drunk in a similar manner but I'm terrible at making up jokes, so:
A man is sitting at home, watching TV and drinking a nice cold beer, when he gets a phone call from the police. They tell him she was in a motorcycle accident and died on the scene.
Man replies "I'm confused. How can this happen?"
Police tell him "Well, sir, death is a shocker. It hurts us all, and can truly devastate families when a beloved person dies before his or her time. I understand that it is hard for you to accept but your wife is gone, and all that can be done now is to pick up your life and move on. The days may seem heavy without her, but you will survive, and eventually you will remember her with a fond smile and no pain."
Man replies "That's not what I meant. I meant how could she be in a motorcycle accident when she was supposed to be in the kitchen making my goddamn sandwich?!"
A man is sitting at home, watching TV and drinking a nice cold beer, when he gets a phone call from the police. They tell him she was in a motorcycle accident and died on the scene.
Man replies "I'm confused. How can this happen?"
Police tell him "Well, sir, death is a shocker. It hurts us all, and can truly devastate families when a beloved person dies before his or her time. I understand that it is hard for you to accept but your wife is gone, and all that can be done now is to pick up your life and move on. The days may seem heavy without her, but you will survive, and eventually you will remember her with a fond smile and no pain."
Man replies "That's not what I meant. I meant how could she be in a motorcycle accident when she was supposed to be in the kitchen making my goddamn sandwich?!"
Oh yeah, and that was me with the Shakespeare on your formspring. =P
The dagger reference knocked you up a notch. BAM!
I had a long day of Hamlet on Friday and I came back to write some RP post online, and when I was done, I looked back and realised I was speaking in Middle English.
The dagger reference knocked you up a notch. BAM!
I had a long day of Hamlet on Friday and I came back to write some RP post online, and when I was done, I looked back and realised I was speaking in Middle English.
Well, I do a lot of chat RPing nowadays, it's easier with my schedule, usually in Windows Live Messenger or Yahoo. There's also a forum or two for RPing based on my favorite video games. Yes, I'm a nerd. But I love some fictional universes so. =P
I'm just starting an email correspondence RP too, actually. Same as forum, just with much few people and only one thread.
What about you?
And yes, it is awesome. XD I just thought afterwards that it was funny that it engrained in me.
I'm just starting an email correspondence RP too, actually. Same as forum, just with much few people and only one thread.
What about you?
And yes, it is awesome. XD I just thought afterwards that it was funny that it engrained in me.
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