When I went to "Megaplex 2009" in Kissimmee, Florida, I ran out of money, and was desperate to earn some cash by drawing commissioned artwork. Rather than give the entire explanation again, just check out my commentary beneath the "Christmas in July" pic - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4213640/
After rendering the gag with 'Rob Cat' and one of Santa's reindeer, I did a second black-and-white drawing on a large blank index card. This time, it was a drawing of a female cat, doing her own version of a joke attributed to comedian David Brenner (which was based on a real survey of what men see in a woman first). Having recently rediscovered it, I thought I'd add some color to said second image.
Admittedly, this isn't my best work, but when you are under as much pressure as I was back in the Summer of '09, you won't exactly get the "Mona Lisa" from me!
After rendering the gag with 'Rob Cat' and one of Santa's reindeer, I did a second black-and-white drawing on a large blank index card. This time, it was a drawing of a female cat, doing her own version of a joke attributed to comedian David Brenner (which was based on a real survey of what men see in a woman first). Having recently rediscovered it, I thought I'd add some color to said second image.
Admittedly, this isn't my best work, but when you are under as much pressure as I was back in the Summer of '09, you won't exactly get the "Mona Lisa" from me!
Category Artwork (Traditional) / General Furry Art
Species Housecat
Size 600 x 608px
File Size 112.3 kB
I've run across the names of other smuttily-suggestive sports bars down here in south Florida (none of which I'll relate) in some of the local free newspapers. If the beer doesn't attract its male clientele, it's usually something sexist that does. Which reminds me of another David Brenner joke:
She: "You just want me for my body."
He: "No, I wanna feel your brain!"
She: "You just want me for my body."
He: "No, I wanna feel your brain!"
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